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I love it when they call for help like that. The frantic gag-talking flows…and then they get caught in the act by their captor. Uh oh!
“um.. like, I used to wear a lot of leather and uh… latex and stuff? And like, people totally looked up to me and I made decisions and stuff? But then I met Master and he like.. totally changed my life. Seriously.. when he fucks me
bl1ndx3no: nerdes: coffeepriince: slurpeeeprince: just-get-bent: kanjibaby: Liking dudes. ^^^ Also sewing cute things. Oh uh.. Can I just spend most of the day masturbating with my tail and then with yukio and bon or…? being a faggot all day
kittymudface: uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3
theotakux: At first I was like “A package from Austria?” But then I was like “Oh, incest porn. Makes sense” I’m not sure if I should be offended or not… uh… glad you got your envelope
OH WAIT I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE ACT.. Uh, it was decent i guess… ye
pilenopilepile: bighuge: what if you were getting fucked by a nice guy n hes cute n all but when he gets close he shout something like “uh oh! here comes the goo!” like what then
chakrabot: hex-central: Thank god i don’t dress for anyone else but myself. i will wear what ever i want. don’t like it? then don’t look at me. xo also, tbh, they don’t make great asses disappear. I’m not gonna say any more but uh…
reallydesperate2016:Mmmmm…..just home…climbing my stairs…then I see this…uh oh….I need to wee…like NOW 😥😥
barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published
dumbass-bitch-disease: crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and Now I’m terrified. Is this Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds (1963)?
arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
dumbass-bitch-disease: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors
Uh… oops.I drank tons of cider and water and was leaking last night as i went to bedI can’t wet the bed so i woke up at like a 7/10 and then went and drank a big glass of water. My roommate was half asleep so i was fine to lay under the covers and
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
darlingbunni: Cat Maid POV BJ and Fuck - พ.99 | 11:25 minutes What happens when your maid gets horny? She teases you and starts playing with your dick, then starts sucking on it, and you finish by fucking her until she squirts. Uh oh… looks like
toiletnareff: I was thinking what it would be like if Polnareff had accepted Joseph’s offer to come live with him in America and then uh… [x]
monsterman25: overlordzeon: So uh, I just doodled some Nintendo gals like Pink Gold Peach, Peach and then Rosalina because I was in the car waiting for my parents to come back while we’re in Tijuana. I took some photos of my doodles and decided to
yourtherese: you’re mr. right? :) Uh, I don’t know about you Tumblr-ers, but I would like to think a perfect companion will be anyone that will come over to your house to help you out with homework, then have sex with you. But that’s just
Ughhh, so torn about the Kili/Tauriel rumors tho. On one hand, it can be a GREAT dynamic that isn’t explicitly romantic. Like, maybe she sees his archery skills as subpar and she takes pity on him. Then he pulls a hissy fit and goes, “WELL,
jimmymundell replied to your photo “this is my “why do I live in the northeast if I hate snow?” face” I hope everyone up there is okay like I’m in MN but if you’re not used to huge amounts of snow it’s gonna be a nightmare. I
female-orgasm-denial: biflindi: “This is your fantasy? We just masturbate?” “Not exactly… uh… we do this for like an hour, but we don’t cum.” “Then what?” “Then we get dressed and make out.” “Ah, ok. That’s kinda kinky.
crystalqueer: My sister said the birds in her town were acting weird and I was like uh-huh whatever and then she sent pictures and Now I’m terrified.
bongfucker: plop-alot: bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces
iowantstobattle: “S-so, I just heard the funniest story! It went like - it uh - I was gonna go put these flowers on your - get this - on your grave! Haha, right? But then you were actually, uh, you were actually alive! Isn’t that just hilarious?
casfallsinlove: “Everything? Like, uh… like ignoring us? Or like bolting off with the angel tablet then losing it, ‘cause you didn’t trust me? You didn’t trust me.”
uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3 and it looked
soggyangus: pilenopilepile: bighuge: what if you were getting fucked by a nice guy n hes cute n all but when he gets close he shout something like “uh oh! here comes the goo!” like what then
happy-little-chill:staycrispyy:SO I EMALED FOREVER 21 SUGGESTING THAT THEY ADD OVERALLS TO THE PLUS SIZE SECTION CUZ UH I WANT SOME FUCKING OVERALLS.AND THEN THEY REPLIED BACK WITH THIS:SO I WAS LIKE OH SHIT THAT’S PRETTY COOL.SO THEN TODAY I WAS LOOKING
elikicksass: When the hoe who fucked you over walks up to you really close and tries not to get noticed too fast but still tries to get your attention and then, she tells you “Oh damn, someone is looking sexy today”. I’m just like, “uh…you
squarekun: squarekun: so i told my mom i wanted cards against humanity for christmas then i hear from the computer room “is cards against humanity some anime thing?” and i’m like “uh it shouldn’t be why?” and i walk in and she had searched
happy-little-chill: staycrispyy:SO I EMALED FOREVER 21 SUGGESTING THAT THEY ADD OVERALLS TO THE PLUS SIZE SECTION CUZ UH I WANT SOME FUCKING OVERALLS.AND THEN THEY REPLIED BACK WITH THIS:SO I WAS LIKE OH SHIT THAT’S PRETTY COOL.SO THEN TODAY I WAS
goldenpoc: I hate when you was having a good ass convo with somebody but then fall asleep and then when they wakeup they like “hi” or whatever like uh I wanna finish this convo why you saying hi to me lol
beyoncefeyonce-blog: i hate when you’re in class and you completely zone out and then the teacher stops talking and everyone starts to do work and you’re just like uh wat r we doing fuck my life
lilith-not-eve: I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times. Uh huh. Oh, yeah..
bridle-and-bit: controlandsurrender: “um.. like, I used to wear a lot of leather and uh… latex and stuff? And like, people totally looked up to me and I made decisions and stuff? But then I met Master and he like.. totally changed my life.
ineffectualdemon: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and
okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and
stevenuniversequotes:Nooo! Mi torta! - Amethyst
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
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