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omorasheep: the-kittyscarf: hey what do you guys think of a character fainting and having to be carried to safety and pissing their pants unconscious and getting themself and the person carrying them wet Omg does that usually happen? I’ve never fainted
pissbabys: imagine a character that’s so preoccupied (school, work, having fun, etc.) that they barely even notice their need until they’re literally pissing themself and they suddenly become so shocked and embarrassed and get all red and freaked
yuurilover3000: “relieved themself” is an underrated way to describe peeing
What I like about desperation, # 573, is right befor someone is wetting themselfs they literally are a jumbling fidgety mess that CAN NOT be still… but just as quick and sudden they turn into a frozen ridged statue, glued in a position, as they
*wakes up at 5:04am* Mmm… *rubs eyes sleepily and nuzzles back into pillow when suddenly…*Bladder:… 3… 2….1--*lets out a quick sharp whine and quickly jumps out of bed running to the bathroom*-…..-*Sighs relieved
the-kittyscarf:imagine your fc who hates peeing outside but had no choice pressing themself right up against the object they’re hiding behind, trying to direct the stream straight down at the ground and keep it slow and quiet even though they were about
fluffy-omorashi: What I like about desperation, # 573, is right befor someone is wetting themselfs they literally are a jumbling fidgety mess that CAN NOT be still… but just as quick and sudden they turn into a frozen ridged statue, glued in a position,
the-kittyscarf: imagine your fc who hates peeing outside but had no choice pressing themself right up against the object they’re hiding behind, trying to direct the stream straight down at the ground and keep it slow and quiet even though they were
foervraengd: A quick comic about uh… a person finding themself?? disclaimer: I’m pretty sure people wear fursuits for many different reasons, this comic is not meant to represent all furries out there.
brownandtrans: All trans people of color are welcome to submit selfies even if they have already done so! This includes non-binary trans people and white passing people of color. Anybody who considers themself a TPOC can send something in!
lunac-witchcraft: domhnall-an-fheannag: cityelf: Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself
omorry:I love scenarios where someone’s trying to get someone else to wet themself and they’re really getting on top of them, they’re holding them down and grinding into them, keeping their legs spread until they can’t hold it anymore
omowritingprompts: Ok, but omo plots / stories where the main victim character tries so so hard to not embarrass themself they end up doing something / getting caught in a situation that’s three times as embarrassing as the thing they’ve been trying
the-kittyscarf:imagine if a character dealt with needing to pee by just distracting themself harder. maybe they don’t like taking a break from working, and as they start having trouble holding it, they just get faster and faster until their accuracy
abigfatbug: au where ur fav finds a little doll of themself with a large bag of stuffing next to it the doll seems to be very stretchy, and very detailed and well made, and has tiny little inconspicuous zippers in various places to insert the stuffing
polyhorde: advanced-procrastination: anghraine: lisa-franck: gregthyst-is-real: cannibal-rainbow: “they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words) “they” is more inclusive than “he/she” “themself” flows more naturally than
ultroid2068:prole-log:In 1844 Marx described you at work in 2021:“feels miserable and not happy, does not develop free mental and physical energy, but mortifies their flesh and ruins their mind. Hence the worker feels themself only when he is not
stevita:Every queer person deserves joyful experiences and chances to celebrate themself and their queerness. Also JKR can get run over by an errant trolley.
gupdoo3: lisa-franck: gregthyst-is-real: cannibal-rainbow: “they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words) “they” is more inclusive than “he/she” “themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself” “they” is less
brittkay: A special thanks to girls-who-love-themselfs for getting me my first gift from my Amazon Wishlist! :) If you’d like to see more items off my Wishlist here is the link: Wishlist This is quite the sexy top!
trash-2-point-o: day 3-relieving themself in the woods david honey its getting on your shoes pay attention
joculatrickery: someone who’s experimented with the idea of pants pooping in private before only to find, to their annoyance, that they can’t make themself really go in their pants realizing at least they can pretend they are at any time. they push
chastityboy1996: Close up. Look at my full balls, after 15 days without a chance to empty themselfs.
sunnysundown: paintedcactus: Lord have Mercy on me. This lovely life guard brought to you by the lord of THICC hips themself- @sunnysundown Dios mio, man! Great job
kylejthompson: “Glitch” by Kyle ThompsonI wanted to emulate the look of a VHS or computer glitch. Combining the way the image disintegrates with an image of some one seemingly breaking apart themself. To do this I actually removed and altered
doitsu: doitsu: i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it
imaginedingledongs:Imagine your favourite character masturbating under their desk during class/work because it’s the only way they can stop themself from pissing and they’re not allowed to take a bathroom break for another half hour.
theofficialbadboyzclub: 2015 Straight guys are fingering themself for that G Spot nut
choro-q: seventieth: jewbikscube: tomatoejuicers: lmaonade: if you say derp in 2017 an elite internet sniper kills you f goodbye They sacrificed themself… To warn us… but then…….who pressed the submit button………. The killer did.
crow–teeth: crow–teeth: my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking
corseque: “The moment when Beauty faces the Beast is psychologically familiar […]. Each person knows a moment of fear in beholding the beast in others or themself. On a deeper level, each knows the slow growth of loving and accepting the unacceptable,
lucydonaghan:Ohhh my. Someone has reaaaly let themself go.
saintblade88: I’m too lazy to censor this for a front page cover -_-() Sexy Sun Selfie! First of my recent commission set. There are a couple more iterations that I may or may not post, depending on if the commissioner wants to keep them for themself.
jamaicanblackcastoroil: chrysalisamidst: kelssiel: automaticfave: redactedkondraki: automaticfave: someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job) Why well I work for a bakery inside a grocery
axewife:Do you ever ship something a lot but only in a really really specific way, kind of to the point where you don’t trust anyone else to ship it right until they’ve proven themself worthy and until that point you sort of curl around your ship
goatygoatyeah said: i uploaded a photo of myself to my scraps on fa in case people wanted to find me at AC and someone used it to start an “I UNWATCH ANYONE WHO UPLOADS PICTURES OF THEMSELF" thread lmfao wow lulz is really good
thepenthousesuite: Best Exotic Dancer: Arquez, Suki, Domino Star, Redickulous, etc. Dancers in the industry that show up in the hottest events or is a headliner themself.
imagineyouricon: imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face
ivy-basley-ushi: askrockthundermare: ask-blind-eye: phoenixcrashbolt: ask-rainz: Reblog this! People need to know and protect themselfs! THANK YOU to save our life!! … I have 3 following me… important note… Boost.
dragonmuse: artmediocre: Dedicated to Vera for her lovely Hobbit fics. I’m not quite sure, but this is my best attempt to visualize modern!AU Kili & Fili without losing their identity (cause sometimes it ended up becoming Aidan/Dean themself
I got a Trans Feeling about one of my students a few days ago and I can’t shake it off. It’s nothing particularly obvious? But I can sense them having some kind of fluidity in how they present themself. I don’t think they even really
stitchyarts: matchmaker bb8 just wants a bunk to themself, honestly.
just-shower-thoughts: The people who post motivational sayings are actually the ones who need to hear it most for themself at that moment.
lierdumoa: There isn’t nearly enough secondhand embarrassment in amnesia fic. I want amnesia fic where the person with amnesia finds photos of themself looking at their crush (who they can’t currently remember) with glowing heart-eyes and is just
cityelf: Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their
peeves: celticpyro: mylifeisroosterteeth: you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go
timeisweird: (in the background, ten’s shooting themself 22 times with a time reaver)
Someone has been out and spoiled themself😍😍😍
nothingcanstopthejuggernaut: This is why I am staying as far away from Skylanders as possible There’s, like, several packs of the same characters. No way someone got all these for themself. Just sayin’
pettamapossum: Reasons why Golbat is an inspiration to me and I will forever cherish them: Awkward, floppy, clumsy mess Always screaming Tries very hard to be intimidating but makes an ass of themself Drags their tongue across the floor Overeats and
70sscifiart: Another big reason why the space helmet reflection visual trope works: By showing the witness to a view, the art ‘forces’ a reader to put themself in that person’s head and picture their emotional response.Great example: Stanislaw
ask-rainz: Reblog this! People need to know and protect themselfs!
Don't tell someone to kill themself.
actualcrona: don’t roleplay real people.don’t ship real people.don’t talk about real people as if they’re characters in a book or show.no i don’t care if they’re famous.someone i know just stumbled onto a rp blog about THEMSELF and it disturbed
glumshoe: One of my favorite tropes is “Villain Decay”. It’s not a redemption or reformation - the character themself doesn’t necessarily change morally or behaviorally, but the as the stakes become higher and more serious antagonists are introduced,