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thelilnan: clockworkjerk: mytinygayitalianson: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance
thelilnan: aroyalmoon: littlegreendorito: mauditcajun: tahthetrickster: Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this??? Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked
thelilnan: phoenix: This always bugged me about sports fans. “NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.” I think about this all the time
thelilnan:Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.
thelilnan: possiblestoner: tatterdemalionamberite: thequantumqueer: #are you ever just like#really glad u saw something while sober#bc i have a very strong feeling that if i had watched this while i was high i would have spontaneously burst into tears
thelilnan: sj87: slurivariv: this one works entirely too well. HOLY FUCK! MY DASHBOARD JUST TURNED INTO THE FUCKING IMAX AND SHIT!!! now that is a fucking 3d gifset
thelilnan: I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon” and then suddenly this happened
thelilnan: tis the season
thelilnan: I think if dudebros are gonna compare period pain to Kicked in The Balls pain they’re gonna have to follow that same, societally ingrained shaming code that ladies do. No don’t talk about how much your balls hurt that’s gross. Stop whining
thelilnan: mattymxrdock: gracielovesjesus: My heart goes out to all the Christian florists, bakers, wedding planners, and every other Christian who will be forced against their will to participate in these now legal sodomite celebrations. At this rate,
thelilnan: carkiechu: Science of seduction by *garikaliev OMFG……….this is perfection! XD All such good ideas
thelilnan: burlyburr: Um…UM… Hannibal season 2
thelilnan: The Gang Gets Woobified
thelilnan: talking about the thing u love
thelilnan: stickittothemandria: dampsandwich: why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves! only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base I finally understand dubstep
thelilnan: the-time-goddess-of-221b: Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat* A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back,
thelilnan: employer: why should we hire you? me: i got first place on Rainbow Road employer: holy shit
thelilnan: lascocks: unseilie: What the hell kind of pigeon is this?? It’s a Pigmy Pouter. Knowing the name doesn’t make this any better. It looks like a bird coming out of another bird It’s like a bird centaur but both halves are birds
thelilnan: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE OKAY AJAX SOAP THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE” AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
thelilnan: hocotate: hocotate: my advice for freshman: please wear deodorant please wear deodorant please wear deodorant please wear deodorant please wear deodorant smells like teen spirit
thelilnan: toaster-time-machine: Organized desktop this is beautiful
thelilnan: offireandwaves: Crayon Collection I didn’t know how this post was going to end so I assumed the cat started organizing the crayons????
thelilnan: phoenix: This always bugged me about sports fans. “NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.” I think about this all the time people in the sports fandom are weird
thelilnan: farahbear: was that a horcrux my favorite part about this is that Trixie still wore her make up when cross dressing and no one gave a shit
thelilnan: for any trans kid out there who’s had people try to invalidate you with “God doesn’t make mistakes” He doesn’t. He makes a plan and your identity and transition are part of that plan. you’re not “fixing a mistake”, you’re
thelilnan: sokkarockedya: this might be my favorite tweet ever his head is just oozing out of the suit like its own entity I don’t like it
thelilnan: artisticallyinsaneblog: anadapta: pyreo: will always be my favourite TF2 joke. Hur, I nerdlaughed. i lost it dnsfmbd I think I broke somethin’
thelilnan: the-hatred-machine: zetadar: Getting real tired of your bullshit Buddha. too epic “You can turn rocks into bread and water into wine, right? Suit yourself.” CAN WE JUST PAUSE AND LOOK AT JESUS’ SHIRT FOR A SECOND
thelilnan: britishbullet: Matt you can’t just objection yourself out of getting arrested… he’s a lawyer he knows what he’s doing
