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thehumandildo: time to go to the nude beach and get some cock tan.
thehumandildo: sikfuk89: This is awesome! I wanna go!! Lol.
thehumandildo: It’s pretty much impossible to conceal it when it gets hard in public, which had led me to some trouble… Wanna learn more about the trials and tribulations of a well-endowed exhibitionist? Check this book out!
thehumandildo: We went on a road-trip, my then-girlfriend and I, and she brought her camcorder with her stuff… She’s the one who got me into the whole cock worship from a female p.o.v. thing, because she’s the first woman ever to ask me to masturbate
thehumandildo: Wet hard cock by the hotel window.
thehumandildo: For a limited time only the full video of my dick being milked by the hand of a female stranger, in front of a crowd, in the middle of the street, in plain daylight. Check out my profile for more info about my exhibitionist adventures
thehumandildo: In a couple of years I went from geeky, skinny, introverted, music nerd, to narcissistic, exhibitionistic, kinky male stripper and got in lot of trouble showing my naked body in public like this. If you wanna read more in detail, the
thehumandildo: I’m not one to miss out on an opportunity to whip it out in public. Specially if some girl comes up to me and requests a picture with the dick out. This happened to me multiple times in public events like this.The full story behind that
thehumandildo: Got my wife some birthday presents, and a romantic getaway.
thehumandildo: My favorite filmed cumshot of all time. Most other porn-girls I “worked” with were only thee for the money, she really loved that dick. Read more about my adventures in my memoirs.
thehumandildo: For more teasing, follow me on twitter and/or download my books fromAmazon.
thehumandildo: More CFNM in public with total strangers.
thehumandildo: Reading this book is like having me to cum all over your face, neck and chest.
thehumandildo: That moment when she first pulls downs my underwear to discover a big, throbbing, hard cock and she can’t resist the impulse to stuff her mouth with it. I live for that moment. Read more about me and the trouble I got in with my big
thehumandildo: For about five years I worked at a porn shop and it wasn’t at all unusual to get horny female customers openly flirting with me. Many times they asked me to show them my dick (they’d be looking at the giant realistic dildos and ask
thehumandildo: So, code-name-isaac challenged me to do this. The 6 selfies of 2014. These are mine, but instead of picking my favorites I let the followers chose, simply by selecting the ones with the more likes, from top to bottom. I nominate:
thehumandildo: I used to be a stripper. Random, horny, drunken women would grab my cock and play with is, and leave me dollar tips in exchange. You wanna know more about my crazy past? Start by reading the first volume of my book trilogy, HERE.
thehumandildo: A lot more than just a big cock. Find out about it here.
thehumandildo: Boing! More on this cock and the guy it’s attached to here.
thehumandildo: This is NOT a Calvin Klein ad. But I bet it wouldn’t hurt their sales if it was. I was just teasing the camerawoman, as usual, until she asked me to get closer so she could grab it…The full story behind this CFNM incident and many
thehumandildo: defuckblog: thehumandildo: Dedicated to the follower who just requested a picture of me cumming. I want your dick Sorry defuckblog you can’t have it. It’s owned, but you can look at it all you want. Thanks for sharing my posts
thehumandildo: An old cock portrait, showing off some foreskin. Click on the picture for more about this cock and its proud owner.
thehumandildo: Fans of The Human Dildo on the streets. Check out my book HERE for the stories behind this CFNM pictures and more.
thehumandildo: thehumandildo: Erection in progress. Read more about what gets me hard and what not in these books.
thehumandildo: I reached 5000 followers! Wow! And I couldn’t be happier with the followers I have, most of them are super friendly and supportive (and horny!) and I almost never experienced negative feedback (a.k.a. haters). To celebrate I put together
thehumandildo: lffay: thehumandildo: lffay: thehumandildo: lffay: thehumandildo: Inspired by my previous message, I put together this meme. Feel free to pass it along. Help stop with bullshit arguments for male mutilation. Why are you trying
thehumandildo: A pretty girl face next to my dick makes my dick look so much better. Doesn’t it? For more about my big dick and it’s adventures in the CFNM world, check out these books.
thehumandildo: “When in doubt, whip it out,” has been my life motto. You wanna read more about how this philosophy affected my life decisions? Read this book.
thehumandildo: Nature outdoors makes me horny. You reading this book makes me horny as well.
thehumandildo: Find out more about the package and what it’s hiding under in these books.
thehumandildo:This is why manspreading is a thing. Imagine having all this junk hanging between your legs every time you sit down.
thehumandildo: Going back to work after a tumbr break. It can get tricky.
thehumandildo: My bulge right now. Wanna know more about what’s hiding under my pants and the trouble it got me into, start by reading this book.
thehumandildo: Testing the bulging effect on a brand new pair of pants. What do you think?
thehumandildo: A picture from my very last professional photo shoot as a nude model, a few years ago. Wanna find out more about my dick and my life in the sex industry, a good place to start is by reading this book.
thehumandildo: Wet white t-shirt selfies. Check out my book here.
thehumandildo: You unzip my pants, you see this, what do you do? Read about what all these other girls did, here.
thehumandildo: For all you girls out there who find delight in checking men’s packages. Make sure to check out my book if you enjoy penile-centric erotica.
thehumandildo: Still in celebration mode since last night I reached the landmark of 5000 followers (and passed it). Here’s the picture that started it all, my first post on this blog’s current incarnation and my first dick-pic ever to go viral on
thehumandildo: That time I got my dick sucked in the balcony of the hotel room… Read more about my adventures as a porn performer/professional exhibitionist in my sex memoir trilogy. Download all three volumes here.
thehumandildo: if you enjoy sex talk and big dicks, you might wanna check out this book I wrote.
thehumandildo: There’s still room for one more in the shower, care to join me? Click here to get a lot more intimate with this cock and the man it’s attached to.
thehumandildo: Top 10 best dick pics of 2016 by The Human Dildo. I know it seems like I spent all year showing my dick off, but I also managed to finish the third volume of my sex memoir trilogy and now all three books are available for download here.
thehumandildo: Straight outta the old VHS vaults, one of my pre-porn amateur videos sharing some sexy bath time with a very kinky girl who, in turn, pushed me to explore my own kinky side. Read the full story in book II of my sex memoir trilogy. Download
thehumandildo:Erection process by the window. Few things turn me on more or faster than the chance that somebody could be watching. That, I guess, is the main reason I keep up with this blog after so many years. The other reason, obviously, is to promote
thehumandildo: Why else would they put a bathroom mirror at exactly dick-hight if it’s not to take dick pics? I’m seriously asking. Does anybody use this mirrors for anything else? I mean, maybe dwarfs could use it as a normal mirror, but how many
thehumandildo: Come lay next to me, would you? Read more about me and my big dick here.
thehumandildo: You’re never too old to start wearing superhero trademark underwear. Am I right? Check out the story behind that package HERE.
thehumandildo: A little bit of Human Dildo history. I started this blog in August 2013 with the picture above, and a legend announcing my then-upcoming book. That was the first volume of the Full Frontal Trilogy, which I had just started writing. But
thehumandildo: Fish eye lens employed. Make sure to check out this book if you wanna learn a thing or two about how is life with a dick like this.
thehumandildo: This is NOT a Calvin Klein ad. But I bet it wouldn’t hurt their sales if it was. I was just teasing the camerawoman, as usual, until she asked me to get closer so she could grab it… The full story behind this CFNM incident and many
thehumandildo: Enjoying the sun on my cock.
thehumandildo: You’re sitting across from me on the train and you notice this happening on my lap, what do you do?
thehumandildo: First part of great cum shot sequence I did a few years ago.
