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loukel8: Tumblr Crushes: silentnurse alternativez0ne sexyblondy thedougmeister luk3y hellholepalms l0serkids latexandfetish justakickintheteeth It’s been too long since we were someones Tumblr crush!
thedougmeister: Seriously though. I put it on again today in the hopes that I’d put it on wrong but no. Still ending myself at the tragedy hahaha! Fuckin beautiful
thedougmeister: Oh, bewbs. @sarah_louiiise 💥
thedougmeister: I’m home now and looking nowhere near as clean as this! Haha 😷 #shanghai #hometime #grandhyatt #mirrorselfie
thedougmeister: Ok @kaleycuoco we get it. You want to be me. 👍 #coolwithit #pennytwins
thedougmeister: Glasgow! 🌆 #shameless #selfie #glasgow
thedougmeister: It’s been a long bloody month. New job though and I get my first pay next week! It’ll make not having time for this recently worth it :(
thedougmeister: Fuck you. #bestbirthdaytshirt @simonipod
thedougmeister: Praise Jesus for Wonderbra.
thedougmeister: thedougmeister: I’ll never forget the first day of high school, someone called me Pancake Tits. Bewbs DAMN
thedougmeister: Midnight baths are the best time to look good.
thedougmeister: I have never had a flu bug this bad in my life ever! Someone please come here so I can force you to tickle my back and tell me I’m pretty :(
thedougmeister: Last night with @emmphh 😊 #friday #drunk #toomuchwine
thedougmeister: Today’s awfully matched underwear is brought to you by the colours sky blue and burgundy.
thedougmeister: I cannot for the love of me get back to this fecking hair colour. God dammit!
thedougmeister: Feeling motivated to love this. I woke up like dis. Perfuckinfection
thedougmeister: Love a fresh Sunday! How’s yours?
thedougmeister: Had a bath at 6 and been lying doing nothing since then. Company would have been so appreciated :’( such a single loser.
thedougmeister: I suck at replying, I know 3
thedougmeister: And on that day, the Gods shone down and gave us boobs. 👼🙏
thedougmeister: Beind the scenes of all my bath selfies. Lookin hot in the tub until my post bath eczema cream ritual :/ Daaaaamn
thedougmeister: The Messy Hair Strikes Back.
thedougmeister: Finally, after weeks of getting fat off Christmas leftovers, I’m baaaaack! Hey there ;)
thedougmeister: Boobies and wine in a cup night! 🍷🎉
thedougmeister: Why am I the only one that notices when girls do this? You have a bum, that’s enough for guys. You don’t need to go pulling it to pretend you have a ghetto booty. Bums are always good regardless. Love your bum. It does so much for
thedougmeister: Be my best friend pleeeeeeeease!
thedougmeister: Good morning my lovelies. xo Oh my my my
thedougmeister: Late night bath because my back hurts…no thanks to the twins!
thedougmeister: Channeling my inner Boy George on Saturday night 👌
thedougmeister: Hey there Fuckin stunning. Nice tease as well
thedougmeister: Staying through in Glasgow for the next three nights. God help me.
thedougmeister: Chunky hips Yummy hips
thedougmeister: Ninja Bra Masks: Because fuck putting them on your boobs. 🙅 #ninja #bra #mask #nowondermybackhurts
thedougmeister: OMG A VIDEO!!!!!Since it uploaded pretty fast, here is my stupid video of me saying stupid stuff. Enjoy your next 10 minutes of disgust.A: I apologise for the shitty lighting. The sun kept coming and going every 5 minutes.B: I apologise
thedougmeister: 3am drunkness Mmm mmmm
thedougmeister: Happy body. Extremely happy
thedougmeister: If my body could look like this 24/7, I’d die happy.
thedougmeister: Glasgoooooow!
thedougmeister: Lovely bruises.
thedougmeister: Breaking Boobs Very creative
thedougmeister: Puffy eyes today :(
thedougmeister: I love my bath. And it loves you
thedougmeister: Listening to QOTSA and eating cold pizza. Good morning x
thedougmeister: This boiling hot bath was long overdue.
thedougmeister: Beach time! ☀
thedougmeister: Sporting the “Irn-Bru” look today. The worlds number one drink that’s only enjoyed by Scotland.
thedougmeister: The most plain I’ve ever dressed in my life. I like it 😊 #plain #denim #bun #shameless #selfie Still gorgeous
thedougmeister: Finally found a bra that fits me in my favourite colour! :)
thedougmeister: Motivated to love myself.
thedougmeister: Just one of my many party tricks. I’m a party starter 🐯🐾🎉 #fist #partyanimal Priceless
thedougmeister: Prince just checkin’ out mah nipple :o :p hehe
thedougmeister: This photo looks so much better when it’s upside down…
thedougmeister: Download was a riot! Best weekend ever. Besides seeing Slipknot and Rammstein, the best part had to be when me and my friend MET FUCKING RAMMSTEIN. Like, got shit signed, got a wink off Paul, a cool as fuck nod off Till. Aaahhh so good!
thedougmeister: Monsters of Rock 1995 (I’m aware that I was 3 at the time, my Uncle gave me a heap of his vintage genuine tour shirts) :) AAAAHHHHH 1 WEEK TILL DOWNLOAD!!!
thedougmeister: Bath, bubbles, beards, books and boobs time!
thedougmeister: Morning x
thedougmeister: No bra + 32G’s + Lying down = Hello armpits!
thedougmeister: This is what I did tonight.
thedougmeister: As long as there’s no nipples the mystery shall remain… That’s what makes it fun
thedougmeister: I could starve myself for a year and my hips would STILL be massive. How do they even grow that big?! Hahaha! Perfect
