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The Best and the Worst Place for Spankings? Today, Alan Schmidt gives us a look at the best and the worst place for Spankings! “Hands Down, That’s Easy!”a blogpost by Alan SchmidtThe worst for me is, hands down, a hotel. Oh my! Everyth
The Best and the Worst Place for Spanking?Daddy Ron from Chicago is particularly into taking his two boys from the Northside to the Woodshed. Turns out, he’s not the only one. Online the other day, and I saw a post from Alan Schmidt about his favori
The worst in her brought out the best in me, and in the end I was glad for it. Comment/Questions
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The worst wasn’t witnessing how easily she had transformed your wife into a submissive for your boss. The worst was hearing her say, “I want you to be here tomorrow at 4pm sharp, one of your bosses wants to use you as his ‘submissive
The worst wasn’t having to get her ready for your boss and following her instructions to the letter or having to call him to tell him what ‘present’ was waiting for him in your master bedroom; the worst was that she teased you all the
The worst wasn’t that your wife wanted you to watch, the worst wast that when the three of you were having a coffee afterwards, your wife asked you, “Honey, I want an honest answer. Compared with how my boss fucked me, how good do you think
The worst wasn’t seeing the picture of your wife that your boss has at his home office. The worst was when he asked you, “you’ve come to accept that you’d never be able to fully satisfy her sexually, have you?”
The worst wasn’t what happened at the party after the match. The worst was when your girlfriend told you, “I can’t wait to tell my girlfriends that I had sex with them both.”
the-unpopular-opinions: I think it should be acceptable for a girl to have normal body hair. Why do men get to be all hairy and we have to be hairless babys? The worst part is that when i didnt shaved not a single men made a comment. The ones who made
the-targaryen: Hotel Transylvania (2012) “I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.”
The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most.
The worst feeling ever is when you find out that the one you've been fighting for, the one you've been in love with has replaced you with a nasty little fcking skank. It makes you mad; it makes you sad; it makes you want to scream your head off. This
The worst thing about putting on a show for the doggers in the woods was washing all the spunk off of the car before her husband got home.Good girl :))
the-unpopular-opinions: Both Obama and Bush are pretty average presidents. Neither of them are evil, or Satan, or the “worst president ever,” but they’re not great leaders either. Anyone who says either Bush or Obama is the “worst president ever”
The WORST Fast Food Ever… You’ll think twice before eating these. Checkout the Worst Fast food restaurants & items HERE:
The worst shit as a guy is when you break a girls heart on accident.... Like seriously, hear me out. When you're so busy being a guy & maybe not showing the way you really feel for the girl or maybe messing around on the side or just not respecting the
The worst kind of days are snowy days where you don’t get to stay home jerking off. Today was one of those days. The class was Probability and Decision Making, and the odds were against cancelling the class being worth doing so. My students have
The worst thing about working on long pieces and stuff that is not getting posted right away is that if feels like I am getting nothing done. Which is sort of why I am doing the warm ups. There is also the want to see how quickly I can write something
The procedure is already complete for this specimen here, every single process his body is capable of can be commanded right to the T. As such, he can be a powerhouse fighter, enduring the worst of injuries to keep battling, or to fulfill any of our
the-bitch-goddess-success: the worst part about periods is like the betrayal like i wash you, vagina i buy you nice toys i even give you a hair cut sometimes and you gon do me like this, vagina? you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON
the-macra: venicksen: the-macra: colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever. yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder
The worst thing about the granny apocalypse is that you have to scroll over the blog to block it, and you get a disgusting glimpse of granny stuff
the-entire-furry-fandom: devilmitebeam: devilmitebeam: Daily reminder that elves bad Pointy eared racists the lot of em elves are literally the worst fantasy race so rude
the-pastoralist: brokenlevel: why-animals-do-the-thing: wolfforce58205: zooophagous: caong: zooophagous: theexoticvet: Tick season is already in full swing and it’s going to be one of the worst years for ticks and lyme disease. Make sure your
terezis:Four new pages and an interview with The Beat! Justin says he’d most like to hang out with Kravitz because “he’s a good dude with impeccable style, a real sweetheart who also happens to be the Grim Reaper. When will your worst enemy die?
The worst thing about having insomnia and living on the West Coast is that when it’s late for you, it’s really fucking late for people on the other side of the country and they’re all seriously in bed. The best part is that I sometimes
the worst part about re-releasing RE0 is that the game was like, well reviewed but it was lambasted when it originally released for basically being “another resident evil game” it still had the tank controls. still had the three-dee characters interacting
the worst part about my adult life is the regularity with which i have to wear shirts with collars. im a fucking degenerate who’s masturbated to some of the strangest shit humanly imaginable, the fuck do I look like wearing anything with a collar.
The worst feeling in the world is the moment you realize that walls are collapsing in on your life, and you have no means of escape. My world is collapsing right now, and I feel like I’m at my worst all over again. I’m trying so hard to keep
the-condescensions-swag: teamsubpar: The Homestuck Fandom is literally the worst fandom and has absolutely no redeeming qualities. If you think otherwise that just means that you are a part of the Homestuck fandom and therefore your opinion doesn’t
The worst part about 8:10 classes is not the time, but the fact that it refuses to be the same weather it was when I went into the classroom.
Worst poké-nerds be like:“I heard the new final evolution of the new fire type starter walks on two legs SO IT IS THE WORST POKEMON EVER MADE!”
You are walking outside the store when you see a box of bobby pins on the ground. You pick it up, only to walk a few paces when you stumble into a second box. You turn the boxes over. On one box is a clearly written lable: “Nicola”. The other box
the-shameless-wolf:2017 was without a doubt the worst year of my life… Getting the shit beat out of you by your own brain isn’t fun let alone letting it affect your life. I find that I have to try so much harder for the most basic things whether they
the-bitch-goddess-success: the-bitch-goddess-success: the worst part about periods is like the betrayal like i wash you, vagina i buy you nice toys i even give you a hair cut sometimes and you gon do me like this, vagina? you gon do me like this BITCH
The thing I got used to during the summer was that I only saw the people I wanted to see, that I love and cherish. Now with the beginning of a school year I have to deal with the assholes, the ones I dont want to see.. And the worst part is the ones I
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the-ocean-lumber-jack: edourado: peujeune: thisisarebeljyn: therevir: drarryking: mykicks: The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their
Going to the ER and needing help from the nurses shouldn’t make a person feel like such an asshole :’( I feel like the biggest burden. They had to take blood and the nurse said my vein collapsed. I said I would hold the gauze so he could
the-modern-female: Don’t do the thinkies!Words define our reality, so let’s start with shaping it the right way. Men have elaborate thoughts with deep meaning, we girls do thinkies instead. And thinkies are the worst. After thinking long and hard,
the-modern-female: the-modern-female: Don’t do the thinkies! Words define our reality, so let’s start with shaping it the right way. Men have elaborate thoughts with deep meaning, we girls do thinkies instead. And thinkies are the worst. After thinking
the-winchester-initiative: chvrizard: unclefather: this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever Every time I see this picture it has a different caption and they just keep getting better and better the new
the-light-arrow: lunastrate: k009: the worst state to be in @the-light-arrow The absolute worst
the-winchester-initiative: SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS
The scariest part about this is the fact that she’s holding her mouth to muffle the sound, so no one can hear her crying. She stayed strong ALL day and when she finally got home, she just broke down. The worst part being that she was forced to hide
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the worst luck+ being an idiot= me being in the worst situations ever
The worst thing about being lied to is the fact that the person that's lying to you thinks you're stupid enough to believe them in the first place.
emmycake: when you can’t properly adapt certain characters into your drawing style
silvenhorror: Things I hate the most: portrayals of queer women made to cater to the male gaze portrayals of queer women made to cater to the male gaze portrayals of queer women made to cater to the male gaze PORTRAYALS OF QUEER WOMEN MADE TO CATER TO
the hottest here is literally the worst blog on tumblr. i would rather follow absolutefunniestposts than ever follow the hottest here. dont follow them. block them. report them for the post stealing spamming pieces of shit they are also delete them
