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BAM! Its been one or two days with the AEK-971 & it has now PASSED my knife kills of 270(Knife) with 280(AEK) kills. Damn, I’m pretty good with this gun. O.OGIMMIE THEM DOG-TAGS! OM NOM NOM, BITCH!
disneygirlxx: martin-munster: munchflower: When my daughter first showed signs of hating herself, I got out photoshop. We went and found an image of her choosing, of a woman. I spent the next two hours showing her just how easy it was to alter this
janecrocker: This guy stands here and holds the door open every day for upwards of 500 students moving in and out I just stood and watched for 15 minutes Only two people said thanks
slumpylaceprincess: Two straight women, named Julia (17) and Auriane(19), kissing in the middle of an anti-gay, anti-adoption rally in Marseilles, France in support of their gay friends and all other gays across the world. This picture has quickly becom
sturmtruppen: two-bugbears: These are small, light up camp fires we make for miniature war gaming and role playing games. They are in the 28mm scale, and flicker and provide a scale light source that looks fairly realistic on the tabletop. We thought
oi-dancing-boy: comickit: jengablocktetris: if you ship two professors is it a scholarship? get out #he wants the phd
creamy-vodka-sauce: one-shot-two-kills: zelod: mintsmintsmints: Russian Navy SEALs assaulting a Chechen stronghold. This image was taken by a Russian photographer, Dmitri Zharkov, around 1999. This is around the same time that the Russian SEALs
creamy-vodka-sauce: jakey-ze-fox: creamy-vodka-sauce: one-shot-two-kills: zelod: mintsmintsmints: Russian Navy SEALs assaulting a Chechen stronghold. This image was taken by a Russian photographer, Dmitri Zharkov, around 1999. This is around the
thparkaly: This girl at my school was upset about there being no tootsie roll in her tootsie pop and wrote this letter. About two weeks later, she got this. I think this wins for Customer Service of the year.
synnesai: I really really like the idea of Bro/Dirk being able to wield two swords… -u- <3 also not sure how effective this stance ACTUALLY IS but it looks cool so w/e
chip-skylark-oppa: OMG THIS VIDEO JUST PLAYED AS AN AD ON YOUTUBE AND I DONT KNOW IF YALL HAVE SEEN IT YET BUT IT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER??? I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE TRYING TO ADVERTISE BUT ITS SOME TYPE OF A STORY ABOUT TWO CUTE GIRLS
creamy-vodka-sauce: one-shot-two-kills: bleedingdesu: da-i-am-here: elixirrr: raltar: A strange phenomena is happening in some Russian forests. People are finding strange, deep holes. They appear in the dense forest, in the places you can’t reach
republiccommando: “Sir, you sent for us?”“It’s a dangerous assignment, but I want you two up on the bridge in sniper positions.”“Yes, sir. We’re on it!”
campbells-chicken-and-stars: buzzfeed: Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results. wowwwww
buzzfeed: Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results.
ishimarundo: when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order
butaleks: burning-arrow: I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial *two seconds into the game* oh shit how do i jump
pyocomon: pyocomon: i used to play cod and i convinced a bunch of cishet guys that yaoi meant the elite and got them all to cheer ‘we love yaoi we are yaoi’ at the beginning of every match and that lasted about two weeks i got them together in
cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would
skyyylynn: paytertots: This weekend, two students in my school committed suicide. A few upperclassmen got thousands of sticky notes and wrote nice sayings on them and put one on every single locker in the school in hopes of lifting everyone’s spirits
shorm: shorm: shorm: There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones. i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason
dajo42: two dads have a conversation “haha yes i’m going golfing on the weekend”“hello going golfing on the weekend, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hello dad, i’m dad”“hel̡lo ̀dad, ̢i͟’͜m̧
macalien: thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted
helioscentrifuge: sophienorthcott: chlorinda: potential-and-difference: shmiling: n0thingleftinside: fuckyeahprisoninmates: Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while
socialjusticemalarkey: coffeeandcastiel: tigget: angelclark: Police shoot pregnant mother’s dog in her own driveway Expectant mother Jessica Cabrera now has a new reason to hate Mondays. Two weeks ago, the gate to her backyard in Sun Valley, Calif.
taelus: the last two frames of this kill me
death-limes: modmad: there’s literally no way to redeem these two but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit HOLY SHIT HOOOO SHIT HO SHIT HO SHIT THIS IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING THIS IS ALL I
unsettle-me: “This is Bull. He’s a chimera, which is a single animal that genetically is two animals. In his case, a black lab and a yellow lab. The result is extremely adorable.” but look even his little footsies are different and he is so darn
moniquill: strugglingtobeheard: nezua: A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
uuggghhhhhh: insertfandomreference: on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking
sixpenceee: An international team of archaeologists have discovered that two mummies found on an island off the coast of Scotland are, like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster, composed of body parts from several different humans. The mummified remains, as
captainfluffatun: tyleroakley: outlandishexcellence-deactivate: PewDiePie Reacts To Elders React To PewDiePie SLAY THEM. Not really even a fan of PewDiePie but hot damn the last two are incredible
i-dont-have-to-do-boo: peabodysfedora: detectivewho: dblaksle: guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? I do. Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black. He don’t give
scythfi-writer: raddlest: those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other
lilacsbloom: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts Those two teenagers are heros, and police say “nope you can’t do that.” Well they wouldn’t have to if you caught the sickos yourselves, instead of having kids step
iwilleatyourenglish: once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags,
jesliey: homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks
sixpenceee: One of the most popular two sentence horror stories has been turned into a short film. You can watch it here
deathcomes4u: lemmming: it was a 2 second video I had to click it I had to know what could possibly happen in two short seconds MY FAVOURITE 2 SECONDS ON THE INTERNET IS BACK
staxilicious: artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder reblogging because the last graphic
leadhooves: marikaefer: flaws-in-icarus: Hiccup cosplay, from how to train your dragon two. Holy—! HE EVEN HAS THE CHIN SCAR
snowyfeathers: angst and fluff, houkaiori and mine’s ocscan you guess what the other two are going to be named
membracid: kora-draws: Painted two of the cicada shells I have lying around. Ooh!
jackjackington: spacefreddie: Not sure which of these two locations sum up Tumblr the most. Option C
batter-sempai: nightmarishthings: The Nightcrawler, also called the Fresno Alien, is a mysterious new cryptid that has so far made two appearances, both in Fresno, California. On both sightings, it was only seen in video footage. It appears to be
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Qian Hongyan was just four when she lost both her legs. A speeding trucker left her for dead as she crossed the main road in her village of Zhuangshang in southern China. For nearly two years Qian was immobile as she didn’t
follylolly: Happy Halloween!! To celebrate the Best Holiday Ever we’re giving away TWO of our special witch Kitsune design- one here on tumblr and one on facebook! We won’t be selling this design, so outside of commissions this giveaway will
art-of-swords: Two-handed Processional Sword Dated: circa 1560-70 Culture: Italian Measurements: overall length 147 cm; blade length 108.5 cm The sword features a double-edged blade of flattened hexagonal section tapering towards a short point, formed
unexplained-events: CCTV Footage A strange creature was seen running across a motorway in the UK. The knees don’t bend backwards and it seems to be walking on its toes. Seems like a two-legged creature running (very fast) on all fours
alpha-beta-gamer: Yours Truly is a beautiful 10 minute gem that serves as a war analogy, with two strange shadows being too different to live at each others side - no matter how much they want it. The art design is fantastic as you traverse the barren
thesadlittleman: thetruefarmer: itsstuckyinmyhead:School and Tumblr Hahahahaha the fucking last one I’m dying from the last two…
ps4official: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
chaoticallyprecise:Today I saw two buff looking guys break out in a fight on the street (they were physically shoving each other back and forth) and I’d heard why the fight broke out and my mother didn’t get why I was laughing but I was literally
rionhunter: kobikb: goremet: danyanimated: So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward what
jiveturkeyjerky: I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
fnv: Two of the best characters in the franchise, rich with depth and character… and not one single line of dialogue for them to say to each other http://ift.tt/1RPMe0c
micdotcom: If you couldn’t tell already, NASA is having a great year. From Pluto to food grown in space, even in the face of budget cuts, the nation’s space agency had some stellar highlights. Most mysteriously of all, a spacecraft found two eerily
hopeful-melancholy: David Holmes was Daniel Radcliffe’s stunt double for the first six Harry Potter movies, and he was set to be his stunt double for the final two movies, but while testing out a flying stunt (famous for being a very dangerous stunt
