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kezzy23: islandfreak876: seeker310: africancockforyou: WTF?! He got it right Hot!! Nice strokes. Bottom wide open Skinny dudes bottom better lol tighter gutts lol but the top is on point ! He could fuck Me everyday
thickness-admirer: midwest-brotha: musclefeign: damnthatshytshot: Rodney St Cloud Need to re-do this Damn Rodney! One of my porn crushes.. He brings the top out of me
From the top down.
licking the top #nsfw #LickingDick
May Be Too “Over The Top”…
After her weird fucking breakdown at the makeovers, I can’t think of anything more appropriate.
Alexandria is totally smell-the-fart acting.
As we all know, ANTM is coming out with a fragrance, and winning this cycle means you get to be the face of that perfume. I’m guessing it’ll look something like this.
Y'all gotta give it to my girl Lisa, she was awesome in the latest ep. Her song was actually good and her video was great. First call out from me baby.
Reasons why ANTM and Toddlers & Tiaras are the same: - T&T has stage parents. ANTM has Tyra. Same thing. - T&T has sassy face, kissy face etc. ANTM has Laura’s face. - They both have terrible photoshoots where they are retouched beyond
Jay’s voiceover actually said “That is so sexy and so amazing!” during this part. I can’t. (Note the blurred crotch)
What was up with the makeup? They all looked like bad drag queens.
sophie is my favorite so far. she’s the only one that’s memorable imo
I seriously want to smack this woman. She’s such a vile assface, I have to fast-forward through her scenes. If you’re gonna be a bitch, BE A FUNNY BITCH! She’s just an drab, unfunny gargoyle descended from the depths of hell MTV to destr
Not saying that Louise didn’t overreact, but I can really understand why she didn’t want to take anymore bullshit. But for real though, what was up with the finger sucking?
So what emotions do you see on Sophie’s face as Tyra’s claw reach out to her face? I see fear, trepidation, and just the teensiest bit of lust.
beware of the poochie tooch, y'all
Um, I just feel bad for Laura. She obviously has unresolved issues. It wasn’t even funny, her out of the blue outburst just made me uncomfortable. Girl needs some talkin to (and not on TV).
omg this challenge was so cute and heartbreaking at the same time
HAAAAAY! From now on, I shall enter every room like this. It’ll be festive~ and also save me the trouble of telling people I’m gay.
Ok did anyone else get a little uncomfortable during Laura’s photoshoot? She was like, moaning and orgasming all over the place. Jeez.
This made me lol, first because it was so ridiculous, and second because I would totally do it too. Laura was feeling the spirit of Lara Croft up in there.
Surprisingly, not the worst side-by-side this show has done.
Divas getting money~ fyi, I only just noticed Laura and Sophie’s faces after I made the gif, lmao.
So the guest judge this week was Nigel’s hot doppelgänger. Kinda weird, kinda sexy.
Aaw I loved Jennifer. Even with her wonky eye, she was still so pretty. My fav asian antm girl tbh. Not that there’s much competition, lol. Who else is there? The functionally retarded Gina? Yeah… :|
Brittany is so underrated imo. She’s one of the most beautiful girls that have been on this show tbh
She does “the sophie face” so often, it’s bound to start being contagious
IT’S A PARTY IN THE USA!
Gpoy when i look at picture of the new judge, rob evans. (for research purposes of course)
Can y'all believe tyra actually let a british girl win? :O I was actually a tiny bit surprised by the outcome.
Ugh, this turd of a runway show… I think the abomination of Cycle 7 has finally met its match.
Lol, crying~ Note that camille was the only one that didn’t shed a single tear during this episode. ice queeeeen
I GOT MY ASS KICKED OUT FO’ SHO’ ok I know she doesn’t say that, but I misheard it the first time and I had to rewind it. If she had said it, I might’ve liked her a little bit.
Per request, here is the video of Danielle’s runway walk~*
alexandria riding the waves on a furonda (mind you, this was specifically requested)
her walk was just the worst
all the awards
who’s got the sexiest rack?
literally THE WORST. Srsly if I didn’t know who she was, I would have guessed that she was a ~35 y/o soccermom. not an 18 y/o “model”
one of these things is not like the others
this pretty much sums up my reaction to the season premiere
Tyra’s reaction to her taking out her fake tooth was my favorite moment of the season so far. One gif is worth a thousand words y'all.
sitting in the mirror getting pretty
you have to make the *smack* sound effect in your head for maximum effect~
“I’m not getting a boyfriend. I get all of the satisfaction of a relationship that I need from my mom.” Lol. Victoria loves her mom. Way too much.
“I don’t want to look like a dyke!” Was this bitch fucking serious? Was I the only one that found this to be completely idiotic? Especially considering that she’s bisexual. Ugh.
Good lord in heaven. She went from a cute-ish young girl next door to the weird super christian soccer mom. 18 to 46 in an instant.
Maria re: Kelly Cutrone. It’s true enough but the moment she said it, I knew she was going to go home one way or another.
this fab bitch is pretty much the only reason to watch this cycle of antm, amirite
i loved that when everyone was fighting and shit, victoria was just chilling on her bed, exercising and reading the bible. queen!
THANK GOD my beloved Victoria got to stay. This retarded new judging system does not take the girls personalities into account which is insane considering this is a reality show. And if they had kept Yvonne over Victoria I would seriously have stopped
RISING UP, BACK ON THE STREETS DID MY TIME, TOOK MY CHANCES
Holy fuck, Victoria is such a weirdo. Like, she’s legit cray. She’s so high strung, someone should just give the girl some valium or pot or something. Puta needs to chill. But it’s pretty entertaining to watch, so whatever. BUT was anyon
And the porn allusions just keep on cumming!
I’m so happy I was raised in a secular society. The US and its obsession with religion is creepy.
I’ve gotten “error uploading photo” on literally the last 10 gifs I’ve made. WHAT IS HAPPENING? No matter what I do, they just won’t upload and I’m like seconds away from just deleting all of my tumblrs. It’s
For the people that asked, I’m happy Leila came back! I was rooting for Brittany or Leila. Mostly Brittany, because she’s funny, but also Leila, because she’s cute.
i felt like harry potter at the end of GOF because all i could think here was “DEAR GOD, LET IT DROWN!”
YAY I literally couldn’t be happier with the outcome this week. Team Leila!
