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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher there is more than one kind of cool if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside
hetshipsareboring: jovaline: Haha okay, the teacher I have for YA Lit is amazing. I had her for Sci-Fi Fiction before. But the thing is she was given this class five days before it started since she’s taking over for another teacher. So her syllabus
coolscar: *every school student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
shalrath: “Young woman, please fix your bra, I can see it”, the teacher says to the student. “But miss, this is not a bra, this is a bathing suit top!”, she exclaims. For some reason, teacher takes this as a legit excuse, since for some reason
cuphaz: when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T”
familytaboosecrets: Being the teachers pet had its perks, having the teacher be your own mother juat made those perks even sweeter.
coolscar: *every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
karissalovesashley: Ms. Ashley reminds me of a high school teacher I was very lustful for. I wish she had taught this class to us girls….I would have been the teacher’s pet!I love how Ashley teaches the class
adultprivilege: numba1fanatic: educationalsystem: thewiseoldmoon: Now someone please explain to me why this is even close to acceptable? How dare WOMEN have bODIES?¿??? they told her it was unfair to the TEACHERS TO. THE. TEACHERS. IF YOU
enchanted-stepstool:mishasminions:wumbowing:jessicreep:kumoi-no-hikari:makomori:#submit this for best short at the oscarsthis is that one post that i’ll always reblogIt’s backthe teacher killin itHOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS THE TEACHER
badmanbadplace: Teacher bends to explain problem to student Me: Mom, why do all the students in my class call the teacher to their desk asking questions? Mom: Son, at that point, your attention should be focused on her butt because chances are that
nprfreshair: Dana Goldstein, author of The Teacher Wars: A History of America’s Most Embattled Profession, spoke to Fresh Air about how teachers have become both “resented and idealized” over 200 years of history. In the interview Goldstein
weloveshortvideos: When the teacher hands out a pop quiz.When the teacher hands out a pop quiz.
sunshinewithsprinklesontop: tomsjiggle: You know what pisses me off? When people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard
sticler: a teacher asks his 6th grade class what pemdas means a student raises their hand “please excuse my dope ass swag” the student says “no” the teacher whispers back as he begins writing up a detention
tomsjiggle: you know what pisses me off oh man when people are messing around in class and the teacher politely tells them to stop and they get all mad like WHO THE FUCK HE THINK HE IS um he’s your teacher dumbass he works hard af to deal with hundreds
lovesjustachemical: mamoru: turbro: mamoru: I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many
cumberloven: iamshanesbitch: northern-downpour-97: This kid said something that offended a girl and my English teacher did this. The smug look got wiped off his face and became this when the teacher encouraged us to take pictures. GOOD
swasdicka: my sister was talking about a teacher she hated and she said “that’s the teacher that gave me the d” and I laughed for so long and she’s 14 and she doesn’t understand
deansass: deansass: HELP IM DYING OF THE CUTE MY 6 YEAR OLD COUSIN TOLD ME THAT AT SCHOOL SHE HAS A GAY TEACHER AND A KID ASKED HIM WHY HE WAS MARRIED TO A MALE AND THE TEACHER SAID BECAUSE WE’RE IN LOVE AND HER WHOLE CLASS WENT LIKE “AWWW” AND
mugglebornheadcanon: 592. At muggle schools where there are multiple teachers who are aware of the existence of magic, the teachers make bets on which students won’t come back after they turn 11.
mugglebornshadowhunter: ponyboyismyhomeboy: mrrasbury: Bitchy Teachers: We all have one. what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED a classic novel and no one even praised
cuckqueens: Cute you send me pics of the fellow teachers of yours I’ll fuck later, just naked in the teachers lounge.
coolscar:*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
iamshanesbitch: northern-downpour-97: This kid said something that offended a girl and my English teacher did this. The smug look got wiped off his face and became this when the teacher encouraged us to take pictures.
teapayne: Ok so in middle school there was a “rumor” that my math teacher was Jewish and someone was like “how do we know for sure” and someone goes “I heard they like money” and so they threw a quarter on the ground and when the teacher
ponyboyismyhomeboy: mrrasbury: Bitchy Teachers: We all have one. what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED a classic novel and no one even praised him for it because i
justsitandwait: grabyourgearhobbitsandhunters: ponyboyismyhomeboy: mrrasbury: Bitchy Teachers: We all have one. what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED a classic novel
fagsmut: Fuck the teacher: Classroom badboys make the substitute teacher their bitch. See more at Big Dicks at School.
carltonsandwichbanks: featherdusters: someone who doesnt watch steven universe explain whats going on here Small dorito student tries to explain to her science teacher how fat the ass was. But the teacher is not impressed. She has most likely seen
fettucine-al-pacino:Imagine going to school, and this new kid gets brought in by the cops, and is funny, has poorly received banter with the teacher, argues with said teacher about historical accuracy during a pop quiz, floors a kid without laying a hand
fatgawth: mishasminions: wumbowing: jessicreep: kumoi-no-hikari: makomori: #submit this for best short at the oscars this is that one post that i’ll always reblog It’s back the teacher killin it HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS This teacher kills
