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smarmygibberish: callmebrycelee: livnel: Chris Meloni at the Hollywood premiere of White Bird in a Blizzard October 21, 2014 Can we just talk about how beautiful Chris Meloni is, inside and out? Hot naked too! Loved him in Law & Order: SVU
collaredslutgirls: slaver-chronicles: ~~~~~~~SAY AWWW BITCH~~~~~~~ >>> Young and dumb and freshly caught, so where do you start their training? With the mouth of course! Kill two birds with one stone 1) It is no longer allowed to talk!! 2)
psarius: we were talking about pigeons and i mentioned the alluring lahore pigeon. i was told to make a dumb bird furry so i did
thai-red-curry: When you talking nasty to me, be more graphic than poetic. I like that raw shit and I reciprocate. That corniness is for the birds.
apartment4d: I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person, that’s just weird and it freaks
fumbledeegrumble: she-dreamed-in-grace: priyankasgf: priyankasgf: this kid who’s like 6 was behind us talking about a big bird stuffed animal, and outta nowhere she asked the most existential question i’ve Ever heard out of a kid’s mouth:
prayingtothelordofcheetos: rapunzel with some beautiful dreads talking to bird and what not. (yes that is a tiny rapunzel with her hair loose in the corner.) I was bored (and procrastinating) so i doodled her up, enjoy
slewdbtumblng: exitgift: “Making Pearl attractive is hard” - one of the biggest loads of bullshit I’ve ever heard WHAT asshole say that!? WHO!!!??? Anyone who talks shit about my Nerd bird is automatically my enemy! who ever said that
nova-bird: He goes back to talking on the phone lmao
quibbs:lmao maybe leliana doesn’t talk to morrigan about the dress because whenever leliana gets close to her, she just consistently fucks off in bird form out of pure raw shame
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drakestories: DAILY REBLOG drakestories: I may have been 18 and already knowing all about the birds and bees but Dad insisted on sitting me down for a father-son talk and showing me how to use a condom. “Don’t want you getting any girls pregnant,”
becausebirds: penicillium-pusher: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THERE ARE MORE OF THESE Yes. They are all found in Guide to Troubled Birds by The Mincing Mockingbird.
notlostonanadventure: hawkakux: archiemcphee: “Do you ever look in the mirror and think, ‘I’ve seen that face before’?”Talk about a regeneration gone wrong, artist Brandon Bird has painted a series of portraits of Shia LaBeouf as every version
sexynakedblackguy: thai-red-curry: When you talking nasty to me, be more graphic than poetic. I like that raw shit and I reciprocate. That corniness is for the birds. #facts
moonjira: hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like
moonjira: hearing people talk about flappy bird at school all the time and i’m just like Who brought this post back from 2014?
samtheamazon: buzzfeed: Daniel’s wears diapers, too. His favorite pair is a pair of Captain America diapers. Ah, this is that article I talked about the other day! It had a bunch of really rude comments on Facebook saying dumb things like “birds
monkeysaysficus: super-nature: brandyway: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES ARE YOU SURE THEY’RE NOT PEDOPHILES OFF THE INTERNET YOUNG LADY I am dying omg This bird and my dog need to hang out
warpwoof: Tom Waits Well, god’s green hair is where I slept last He balanced a diamond on a blade of grass Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird And when I wanna talk he hangs on every word And I’m lost, and I’m lost I’m lost at the bottom
bats-n-birds: I kind of just want to talk about this page from American alien??? I honestly find it so amazing (regardless if this is still technical canon or what not) that Dick Grayson is the one who ended up inspiring superman to become a symbol hope,
harmonie-and-peaches: Palutena and Rosalina are best friends who talk over tea about how cute birds and the lumas are, and nobody can tell me otherwise.
tigertalk12: Maybe I missed it but has anyone talked about the face Kageyama makes when Nishinoya sets?What a proud baby bird, god bless.
allyhendrx-deactivated20160224: favorite female characters: jess day I break for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re
“I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours, […] and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk
Hate being up at nights and not having someone to talk to or someone to sleep beside smh ish is for the birds
tribeca: “We believe that ideas only become great when they are challenged and tested.” — Pixar co-founder Ed CatmullPixar was founded thirty years ago today, February 3rd.Read: Pixar alumnus Brad Bird talks the future of animation
vangoghspeach: concept: you and me, sitting on a field of flowers. talking about out favorite music and about bees. birds whistling in the background. everything is okay.
faypants: tsar-bucks: OKAY MOTHER FUCKERS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE OKAY GOOD. Y’ALL DOUCHE CANOES BETTER STEP THE FUCK OFF OF GIRLS. MAYBE A GIRL WANTS A CUTE LITTLE FEATHER OF A FLOCK OF BIRDS OR AN ANCHOR ON HER BODY. MAYBE SHE DOESN’T.
Can we PLEASE talk about this bird. I think it means something.We saw him a couple of times in the episode. I wanna hear theories about this.
pupppylover: Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille”
sluttyoliveoil: imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
chelseaperetti: I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird, and it
slaver-chronicles: ~~~~~~~SAY AWWW BITCH~~~~~~~ >>> Young and dumb and freshly caught, so where do you start their training? With the mouth of course! Kill two birds with one stone 1) It is no longer allowed to talk!! 2) Young ones have so
angel-thatt-died: tsar-bucks: OKAY MOTHER FUCKERS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE OKAY GOOD. Y’ALL DOUCHE CANOES BETTER STEP THE FUCK OFF OF GIRLS. MAYBE A GIRL WANTS A CUTE LITTLE FEATHER OF A FLOCK OF BIRDS OR AN ANCHOR ON HER BODY. MAYBE SHE DOESN’T.
professional-bird: CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
turnbucklesmash: Killing two birds with one stone. Setting him up inside the turnbuckle, on the ropes. That rope is between his legs. Talk about rope burn! Ouch!
grossgirl:atla au where sokka can understand all animals after his run in with the spirits in book one. katara finds him screeching at momo in the dead of night all cause momo was mocking him. he interrogated a fire nation bird. he talks shit with druk
orchardly: coltre: You have no idea how much I think about you. How many pages I’ve written about you. How many times I’ve talked about you to every place I go. Trees and birds from all over the city knows your name. +
