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you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: -kicks down a door- TATTOOS ARE NOT UNPROFESSIONAL. THEY ARE AN ARTISTIC EXPRESSION OF THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU. TATTOOS ARE NOT UNPROFESSIONAL. WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO COVER MY TATTOOS WITH MAKEUP WHEN THEY ARE A MEANS
My mom fits the cunt bill though.
officialsharks: if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal
6hopeless6romantic6: I wish i was blind to what people are capable of.. I’ve seen and been through too much and now everyone is evil because I know what they can do. Way too many people lie and manipulate. What’s the point in being that kind of person?
Me picking out the weakest link.
aseaofquotes: Kiersten White, The Chaos of Stars Submitted by bonkersforpotter. UGH! THAT’S TOO FUCKING LONG AND THOUGHT OUT! Just say “fall in love” for fuck’s sake. Simple. Concise. Everybody understands INCLUDING your lover.I
xld: I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka The vodka. Followed by rum, gin, tequila, whiskey, bourbon, beer, cocktails and a blowjob. Hugs ain’t enough.
0m-nip0ten-ce: the human Satan
80s-90s-stuff: Deborah Grant’s 80s Bikini-Ninja-Transformation scene from “Vampire Raiders: Ninja Queen” (1988) Isn’t this Naruto or Power Rangers? It looks exactly like one or the other.
babykatboo: Yup… OMFG!!! Even super powered mutant ninjas are afraid of a woman behind the wheel of a car.
wannajoke: That’s The Difference
roughsexmakesmewet: this video is so important Reasons why porn is better than real life and I constantly wish it were like this ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
condorn: I love when people shut the fuck up
punkasslouis: why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape That’s the only way I’d
doctorsgurliey: though we all may have our differences, this is the one thing we have in common
At least the white pocket pussy isn’t a bitchy black cunt.
sherlockmed: Bat-Philosophy 101. I follow the same mantra.
xombiedirge: You Are Apart of Me by Ale Giorgini / Store Part of the “That’s Amore” art book, available HERE. How I view pregnancies and parenting. Yuck!
blackbruise: do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you PFFTTT, HAHAHA!!!! That’ll be the day.
NOPE! Every X-Men movie is pussyfied Wolverine bitching and whining about who gives a shit, instead of being kick-ass like he was once upon a time back in the day.
sicklysatisfied: ^^ on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/120902775/via/yakumo_1 In my case, they’re one and the same.
One of the many bizarro lands on this planet.
ruaniamh: kaymonstar: I keep laughing. HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE Perfect way to feed botched abortions you never wanted.
cyberpunk: Universal credit card in the palm of your hand A magnetic card spoofer that is button programmable so you can theoretically get into places you don’t belong and cause all kinds of mischief. I’ve got lots of uses for such gadgetry.
albotas: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IN GEEKDOM IS STUPID. [UPDATE: I received several passionate emails and messages from people on both sides of the fence on this issue. Made some edits to clarify some points that a few people misenterprited, but I think
dorkly: The 7 Most Annoying People To Watch TV With
liberatingreality: Ingest the tragedy of our widespread oppression to compel motivation to make change.
pickyourheartupoffthefloor: saidbhinluch: istehlurvz: tres13: ffuwaffuwa: I only have 4 moods: fuck this fuck that fuck me fuck you I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add: fuck yeah fuck no fuck my life fuck everything
I actually hate them, but they’re the perfect excuse for murdering people. So, there’s at least that, you know?
gaggedandtied: Haha 😂👌 For all the girls out there.
4gifs: Homemade Lego and smartphone machine solves the Rubik’s cube in record time I. HATE. THIS. THING.
nihileigh: This picture defines how I use the internet.
The story would’ve ended right then and there ‘cause Frodo’s a hobbit and therefore absolutely worthless.
daily-superheroes: Gotham needs youhttp://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com NOPE! Not gonna work. My answer would be “bitch, what the fuck has gotham done for me? I never even wanted gotham, you did. Fuck you and gotham. I’m leaving.”
medic-ludilo: carnalincarnate: Pretty much. medic-ludilo Haha!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!! The glory!!!!
nowyoukno: Source for more facts follow NowYouKno Well, there you go. For the people that always say “oh, I’ll remember it”. Fuck you! Make a checklist.
The Oncoming Storm
queenmole: the amazing atheist talking to some fans
thoughtsupnorth: Anonymous said: 13 with tauriel from Lotr? Evangeline Lilly is Canadian and kinda looks like one of my aunts. It’s very strange to hear her talk on the Hobbit special features in her regular accent, since it’s… my accent. Which
cerigg:HI I’M HERE AND READY TO TALK ABOUT TEAM SWEET FLIPS @theadventurezone (ft. @careydraws‘s Carey, the only Carey that matters)
emlynns: bureau of balance nap pile, featuring johan, magnus, avi, taako, merle, killian, carey and angus come talk to me about junk on my other blog, @roswelltxt !
spacecadetmaya: “Get a load of these thugs.” Late night taakitz. they’re talking shit about people while on a date. may or may not color later.
sunlit-mess:you’re talking to the prince
The nerds
admiral-world: ceeblathers: ceeblathers: did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans apparently not by your reactions SO let’s talk about emily emily
the-cocky-bitch: wizardshark: froze: they’re talking to each other omg (‘: This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats @tinyconfusion
Will someone please talk about The Good Wife with me
bout to start a fucking fight on the subway this dudebro’s talkin shit about my girl Julianna Margulies TALK SHIT GET HIT MOTHERFUCKER
walkingdixon: “The Walking Dead” Invades CONAN Atlanta I love it when actors act in-character on talk shows and stuff
the-andorian-mining-consortium: Oh yeah, I know what you mean. I followed someone like that a while back, (though it may not be exactly the same thing) and I had to unfollow them because after multiple requests and reminders to tag stuff, they still
The comic book article thing says Steven in 12! I wonder if that’s accurate
the-andorian-mining-consortium replied to your post: anonymous said:Hey I know you’ve … Yeah I noticed that, and I found a post somewhere else saying that the themes were stolen or something. :l oh wow, really? Dang, I should change to
thereactionof1984 replied to your post: anonymous asked:Artie, who is you…Duuuuude Carol is THE BEST! Frick yeah! *high fives you*Aww yea, its always great to see another Carol fan!
The light cannon gif is broken for some reason? I dunno, I don’t understand the logic behind what breaks on tumblr. I’ll fix it a bit later and repost
Woo! The Walking Dead season finale time!
the other day I had a thought that’s probably really unlikely but I thought I’d share. You know how we were kind of theorizing that maybe Pearl used to be a Gem embedded in an object, like Lapis? Because of the whole “Just let me do this for you”
the only good thing about the fact that “Friend Ship” was an odd-numbered episode so iTunes still hasn’t released it is that it means that now “Nightmare Hospital” will be released right away on iTunes (well, around midnight tonight) so I can
the Gems are always just casually touching each other than generally being in each other’s spaces and they rarely ever seem to mind and a lot of the time its not even addressed or actually vital to a scene, its just something they’re doing. They’re
The proof
The Silent Hill HD Collection is such a trip ‘cause, like, I always thought that even if HD collections aren’t really HD, they’re at least nice convenient ways to get all the games together on one system/playable on a new system. That even when
