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doomstrudel: doomstrudel: this kid has been arranging skulls all class i think he’s summoning satan the teacher wrote 6+6+6 on the board and he yelled IT’S WORKING
m0rphlne: 4hsatan: assemble-the-assbutts: fandom-pride: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT HOLY FUCKING COW. OKAY IT’S
mpregashton: “Hey, Samandriel.”“Yes?”“How did one angel greet the other?”“Please don’t…”“…Halo.””Adam. This is the fourth time you’ve summoned me for humor.”"And yet you always
black–lamb: theuppitynegras: 2damnfeisty: bitteroreo: reverseracism: billyrayflyrus: someone please address this with the same anger as me *SUMMONING THE WRATH OF BLACK TUMBLR AND BLACK TWITTER* Fuck that hoe. everyone that got a
i-came-from-the-brotherhood: camdrogynous: did-you-kno: Source It sounds terrifying wtf. We Must Summon The Old ones
sarenderpity: 365daysofhalloween: bundyspooks: reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics !!!! The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party
just-shower-thoughts: When I was young I was told not to get in a strangers car and not to meet ppl from the internet. Now I use the internet to summon a stranger and then get in their car.
darkartskai: Finished up the first lewds of my new OC from Bunny and Fox World, Cenia. You could say she’s “communing” with her summons from the Mystic Ocean ;D
variablejabberwocky: scottthepilgrim: were gonna summon the dead with the power of rock gives stairway to heaven a whole new meaning
shobijinsandy: lillaology: goatwishes: first-mate-kate: circuitbird: mountainstwin: circuitbird This is how you summon the Demon Pigeon. ITS HIM A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF TUMBLR HAS APPEARED ON MY DASH WHAT A DAY I never thought I’d see the day
cosplaykinky: theshadowgent: “y0u summoned me m0rtal”“n0w accept the c0nsequences”“y0u may even enj0y y0urself” Part 2 of the commission set! Some of @m3rryg4m and @cosplaykinky finest work, in my ever-so-humble opinion.Rose - Demon!Aradia
noblepeasant: uss-edsall: I know this is probably during a haka, but this dude seriously looks like he summoned a roving band of Māori through the sheer power of his stance STAND NAME: The Fuck-You-Up Squad
uesp: Most Unrealistic Thing in The Elder Scrolls: The Dunmer can summon ancestor guardians to defend them, but their ancestor doesn’t immediately ask them if they settled down with that nice Redoran boy/girl finally.
just-a-happy-camper: The man who can wield the power of this sword can summon to him an army more deadly than any that walks this earth.
building-an-unstoppable-fist: vurtual: Monumental Chaos by Mitchell Krog “Massive lightning strikes captured over the Voortrekker Monument on the outskirts of Pretoria, South Africa.” pretty sure, someone summoned shenron. Or someone is going
itsemeralmyrana: notcrazyiswear: danglingthpider: notcrazyiswear: I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.Because
tookingabout: holmesianpose: tastefullyoffensive: by Jim Benton OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.
sloth-king: verylilpimpin: royal-piece-of-shit: the-real-eye-to-see: This face speaks for itself It looks like she’s summoning something im the guy in blue
thatsthat24: nelly-the-artist: This looks like a cult but I call it “the birth of personality” Inspiration: @thatsthat24 This looks like a Final Fantasy Summon!!!!!! Oh my goodness!! You’re out of this world!!
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: i-am-mishafuckingcollins: visor-jaeger: assemble-the-assbutts: fandom-pride: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE
awwww-cute: I meant to bathe our kitten, not summon a demon from hell. I can’t believe these are the same species, let alone the same cat
assemble-the-assbutts: fandom-pride: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT HOLY FUCKING COW. OKAY IT’S TRUE WHAT ???
humanity-shines: unpicasso: prideprejudce: “you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd Trying to match this energy I’m here for women summoning the Wrath of Goddesses to terrify asshole men
daddysbrat: assemble-the-assbutts: fandom-pride: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT HOLY FUCKING COW. OKAY IT’S TRUE WHAT
worldofthecutestcuties: I meant to bathe our kitten, not summon a demon from hell. I can’t believe these are the same species, let alone the same cat.
sharkbutt-groove: volukei: Ellen what the FUCK is going on ellen has summoned the void child
randomitemdrop: kathaynesart: Total party wipe in my DnD game the other night. Damn op kittens. So, DMs, you let a low-level magic-user cast Metagaming Missle, and now they’ve leveled up and want a more powerful version of the spell? Spell: Summon
antigone-lesbian:hotvampireadjacent:bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoesim summoning the hoes fool
randomitemdrop:Spell: Summon the Hoff; teleports David Hasselhoff to a spot within the caster’s sight. He may or may not know how he got there
valpalgalpal:natalieironside:charaah:natalieironside:Tips for new Tumblr users:* Liking posts is a good way to bookmark them to find later * Do not reblog anything between the hours of midnight and dawn or you might summon the Beast * You can use your
invenblocker:writing-prompt-s: “Look,” said the demon. “This is the 13th time you’ve summoned me to sell your soul. My boss wants to know where you’re getting all these souls.”
just-shower-thoughts: The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
yourplayersaidwhat: This occurred during a bout with a corrupted Paladin who summoned a Nightmare to join the fight.To which I am about to relay. My Drow Monk: When in doubt Pokemon out BLACKTOOTH (Worg) USE TAKE DOWN!! Our Paladin:….the hells a Pokemon
dee-the-red-witch:Look, I’m a simple creature. I don’t ask for much. Dopamine, serotonin, makeouts, an unhingeable jaw, retractile claws, nachos, and the ability to summon black flames to devour my enemies. That’s all. You know. Girlie
iammegadaddyissues: My jaw aches. i’ve been going at it for awhile but it will be worth it if i can once again deliver the pleasure He expects when He summons me. His beautiful young wife is out with the kids and i am there within minutes. He treats
seihanndas: Natsume summoning a Shiki | Daylight, come forth from the path. A being to exorcise the shadow!
anime-an-cats: I’m probably going to go my whole life not getting over the fact that Bayonetta destroyed a building with her forehead. Despite the fact she can summon demons with her hair, destroyed god himself, and went to hell and back to save a
mintyskulls: Who else remembers this hilariously poorly executed cutscene in kh2 where they could have just like. Made Kairi summon her Keyblade and not do whatever she did in the process which involves jumping down in the worst way possible??Do not
ataraxetta:Noctis lets us know through dialogue in game that summoning any of the Six takes a lot of out of him. He never talks about how terrifying it is to confront a God in any capacity, even when they’re coming to his aid, but the fucking spectacular
frankensteinsbrides: On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega
artifiziell: Rainbow Quartz 2.0 (I’ve taken to calling them RQ-V2…) summoning their weapon… An unbreakable Drill Lance that can change length and size! Well, I liked the idea anyway edit; changed them to have three eyes instead of four like the
shelgon: shelgon: shelgon: shelgon: Satanic ritual to summon the goodest boy It’s almost time He is getting closer THE GOODEST BOY
thekidtheylove: pink8lephant: earthshakinlove: Shoutout to all the future scorpios that were conceived tonight, welcome to the water sign squad fam ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 Why r u tryna summon demons into this world I wanna know why as well 🤔
phillip3nis: my dad is smacking a tin and walking around the kitchen yelling ‘I’M SUMMONING THE SUN GODS’
insert-coin-here: cubeybooby: kiggor: The Scottie Pinwheel puppy portal The quickest way to summon Satan
youngjusticer: Frustrated when Nagato was sealed by the recently-freed Itachi, Kabuto found himself forced to use his trump card, having Mu [finally] summon Madara to the battlefield. Forcefully removing his coffin’s lid before voicing his assumption
imapervert: She summoning the strength of the motherland to twerk that pussy
debbie-sketch: On All Hallows Eve when the moon is round,a virgin will summon us from under the ground.Ohh! Ohhh! We shall be back! - Hocus Pocus
cicadianrhythm: Rewatching Tiger Millionaire, through Garnet’s whole fight with Amethyst she only summons the one gauntlet.Specifically,the gauntlet from Sapphire’s gem. Garnet isn’t a sum of their parts, she’s something greater.
just-shower-thoughts: We were taught to never get into strangers cars and to never meet people from the Internet, now we literally summon strangers from the Internet to get in their car
inseminateher: I love seeing the moment of penetration- seeing a woman’s pussy opening and swallowing the shaft of her lover. Knowing her body will milk him naturally of it is own accord, involuntarily summoning his seed to fill her up. To make her
catsuggest: pastrygeckos: im DONOT care if the birbs are not here yet THEY WILL BE and i MUST yelle summon the birbs
gymbooty: @slawada I’m told that the best way to summon Batman isn’t using the beacon, I hear he likes 🎂🎂! GOT DAMNNN, THAT’S A PHAT JUICY ASS!
scarybabe: I’m obsessed with these screencaps from Subby Pet Succubus Chugs 4 Cans! Imagine.. You summon me in the middle of the night, and I appear fully nude ready to do Master’s bidding. Oh no, master.. you want me to chug for you again? It’s
martin-septim: nerevar-shid-and-fard: the-nwah-embassy: its-only-the-rain: Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him. Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea?