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ruffaho: nelum-bo: bradley-uppercrust-the-iii: hazzalous: coffeeshop and bakery aus are like chicken soup for the fandom’s soul what would high school/college aus be, then? a pizza #cheesy and overdone and you’ve loved it since you were 15
pinkkapple: 2&3/giffed food: chicken ginseng-something and mushroom tofu soup! v good! there is rice in the chicken. why is there rice in the chicken (°◇°;)
j4cobyshaddix: fun fact the voice for chuck e cheese is the lead singer of bowling for soup bye
Welp Powers been out since one thirty this morning. Pretty sure the frozen meats in the freezer are nice and thawed now. Hopefully nick will come get me for lunch so that I don’t have to eat cold canned soup for breakfast lol. Crossing my fingers
I started making homemade chicken noodle soup this morning so the house smells amaaaazing. I put on Nightmare Before Christmas and gutted my pumpkin. The pets went nuts for it, and wouldn’t leave me alone til I let them have some pumpkin guts lol.
I’m excited for the week to start because it’s nicks last until next year :D Two whole weeks of leave together:D To get excited for this, I’m making some chicken noodle soup tomorrow. It will be a perfect remedy for the cold weather
Hanging out with C went great and I actually had a lot of fun :) We have so much in common and we had fun. We got soup and went to a thrift shop and I picked out some nice things. Then we walked around the Humane Society and petted all the kittens before
perlockholmes: vantasass: skeetbucket: A fork, knife, and spoon all in one Chopsticks with a soup spoon 2013 we did it YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE
nostalgiaultra: djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk: harrystylesdildo: Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t
oddbagel: hooray-anime: Anime with unconventional art styles [1/?] Mind Game Flowers of Evil Ping Pong The Animation Kaiba Cat Soup Mononoke Kemonozume The Tatami Galaxy 7 out of 8 of these were either directed or worked on by Masaaki Yuasa.
plum-soup: totalonlinechaosandsuffering: iamoutofideas: goldenheartprincess: sonseulsoleil: the three pillars of gay music are 80s music, pop punk music, and showtunes if i may, You are wrong, you are so fucking wrong this is maybe the worst
theresonatingchamber: It is the little things that can have the most impact. My chicken soup is a very good reminder of how simplicity can go a long way
life-gift-love-eternal: beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like
kittibu: dennys: Halloween is only several weeks away. You know what that means! PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE TO THE SKELETON WAR. OR ELSE SKELETONS WILL BLAME US IF THEY LOSE AND PUT BONES IN ALL OF OUR SOUP. IT’S AWFUL. This is the first Skeleton War
thisdoesnotsuck: therealmeighan: Oh, shit. Even I know this one. Other things you do regardless of whether or not you like children: “Eat” the damn play-doh cookies Slurp the invisible soup Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm
sushinfood: k25ff: solarsyrup: Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares (art by soup-erb on Tumblr) Excuse the fuck out of all of you but you’re ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
kelly-shemale: suzieme: Danika is the kind of gurl who won’t settle for less than the best of anything - her clothes, makeup, jewelry, shoes, and most importantly, cocks! She was far too rich to ever show up at a soup kitchen, but sure enough, she
veryangryfeminist: grampasimpson: some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him
thecuriousviolet: secret-soup: angstriddentrashhuman: I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage. THE PARK SERVICE GOIN IN FOR THE KILL
cheap-oracle: confidentandgood: when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess Here’s the recipe for that soup thanks to Nintendo!
tinyowlnonsense: just-shower-responses: best-shower-thoughts: Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup. (source) but it’s COLD >:( The Ocean Is Gazpacho
hey-adora:the legend of zelda is a good series bc you could mention the “pumpkin soup quest” and need to specify which one
plum-soup:hatingongodot:This is so funny dkfjdkfjkffj whaaaat the FBI can come after us?? Like that is literally what the fbi is for sis
just-shower-thoughts: The reason why tomato soup and grilled cheese is such a good combo is because it’s basically the same ingredients as pizza.
ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass: pokemon-professor-grey: thecuriousviolet: secret-soup: angstriddentrashhuman: I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage. THE PARK SERVICE GOIN IN FOR THE KILL OMG Goodnight.
lovesickcrowley: ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap
rolodextra:coast-modern:Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas*drags my spoon across the floor* i hate this fucking restaurant why do we always eat here
fucktheflagandfuckyou: help-help-i-need-an-adult: fucktheflagandfuckyou: i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week Do…do you sell drinks to go with the grilled cheeses? Maybe tomato soup? jesus fuck it’s like you
nicollekidman:i’m just over here like love isn’t a pyramid where romance is at the top and friendship is at the bottom…. it’s a soup…. different ingredients but all delicious and necessary for a truly fulfilling meal…
serenasaystoday:a realization that changed my life was that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing things “the lazy way”. Like honestly, buy frozen precooked food, have canned soup, use instant ramen, use pasta sauce out of a jar. buy the
cryptotheism:plum-soup:cryptotheism:Had a dream that I was accidentally entered into a “Christian rap competition” and the only thing I could think to rap about was my current interest in pickling onions. The crowd thought my pickled red onion
creativepaperandtimeyclocks: beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d
kelseybeckett: A little bit of process photos for my lovely tumblr babes. Sorry for the empty soup bowl I the background. I had started this painting as something different and it wasn’t working, so I started over. Good decision. Trust your gut.
kieraplease: Oh, you slay me, tiger. You are the fly in my soup. You are the eyelash in my eye. You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction that we are all choking on your second-hand smoke! -beret girl cosplay (Ig: kieraplease)
gayleaf: if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my
sandysays: (via unicorn-guts, agelessdaughter)
ayesurfsup: guardians-of-the-food: Panera Bread Broccoli Cheddar Soup The noise that just escaped from me wow
archiemcphee: Today the Department of Delectable Daikon Art explores grated daikon radish soup sculptures created by Tokyo-based Masanori Kono, who shares his daikon nabe creations via Twitter. The response to his adorable edible artwork has been so
theafternoonmoon: It is a damp, chilly April day that is just begging for soup. I seared some pork ribs seasoned with salt, pepper and Worcester, which I later set aside while I sautéed garlic and a bunch of fresh leeks. I returned the ribs to the pot
obsidian-order: beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner,
Texas toast, soup and apple juice at the office today. Just living the far kid’s dream. 🍲🍞 (Taken with instagram)
moistn: i thought a brothel was soup until 3 years ago until i saw the house bunny and wondered why her brothel joke was so funny then i looked it up and nothing has been the same
surprisebitch: my baby brother was refusing to eat this healthy macaroni soup (sopas) my mom prepared so my brother and I had to pull the oldest trick in the book
definemotorsports: shark-butt-soup: what-is-this-i-dont-even: catoverlord: The Hunt Oh no This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen SKEK IT UP
beckaford: micahelizabeth: “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say
“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies. Slurp the invisible soup. Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair. Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit
badangelness: mooseblogtimes: Police in Brooklyn were looking for a suicidal man in his 20s. They found an 86-year-old man cooking soup in the kitchen. He had a knife in one hand and an onion in the other. That’s when police tasered him. He’s