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Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results

feathers-and-flames:purdy-senpai: rocketshiptospace: #this is the epitomy of soft grunge#like it could kill you#but you bet ya ass he’s gonna do it in pastel (x) snaesthetic (Snake aesthetic)

unifawn: boop another commission done! It really looked like the deer needed to say something nice. >:3 Oh lord yes! I loved the WIP, but the finished piece is even better! Never though I could feel such an attraction to a snake lady, but her clothes

iheartnintendomucho: 3D Printed Onix is as Flexible as the Real Life Thing Well. The real life thing in the video game. Science hasn’t given us Pokemon. YET. 24” long Onix bends it’s snake like body every which way. You can buy one of these babies

licklucifer: thatlittledandere: licklucifer: goreless: the rest of the konoha 12 and their sensei 2/? okay but the last bit looks like jiraiyas eyeing tsunade touch her tit but orichi being the cock block he is between them talking bout snake ass

tvsally692: THIS IS TRUE……………. WHEN MS. KARLI KUNT EAGERLY PULLS OFF THE BOXERS OF A BIG BLACK BULL AND SEES A GIGANTIC, MONSTROUS, BIG BLACK SNAKE LIKE THIS ENORMOUS COBRA……… SHE BEGINS TREMBLING

lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake

phuckanapology: lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake youre mine pink melon.. HAH. DEGAUHHLAMXHBJASBDJ

thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!

thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!

alexandraerin: matchbook-stories: vampirebatman: alexds1: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake “I’M MELTING! MELTING! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!”

4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so

kallie-den: sleepytimeslut: christinaforyou: barbaro90: 😍😍😍😍 i want to dance for all the daddies like this <3 She can dance for little sister like that too! Damn… Is she part snake?? Truly hypnotic~

william-snekspeare: I’m watching Steven universe in Spanish and “snake people, or sneople” in the Spanish version is “hombres serpientes, o serpiombres” and I feel like that is 1000% funnier I’m just saying ???

candybaggins: shdarren: This is how the scene went, trust me. He did sound like Solid Snake, at 2:00

cum-magnet-allie: zferolie: growexpandexplode: Of course snake lady is the one you want Spider girl best girl I’m most like Miia :)

thatmetticguy: the game made me climb up this snake eater style giant rope that took me like 3-5 minutes and when i got to the top i got this, and now i need to climb down This was also in the other lisa game, I hope the music for this part is also

dd-danimarion: This is the month’s Suggestion Central tier reward on Patreon, featuring Sango from Inuyasha being attacked by a snake inspired by the yokai called “Nure Onna”.This is my first try at a summer-festival-like environment, and for this

kallie-den: sleepytimeslut: christinaforyou: barbaro90: 😍😍😍😍 i want to dance for all the daddies like this <3 She can dance for little sister like that too! Damn… Is she part snake?? Truly hypnotic~

kuroodod: Art by kuroodod——This is Tobi-Kadachi, another beast from Monster Hunter World. Think of him as a snake/flying squirrel hybrid. Quite the fine looking beast if I do say so myself. His smug self is looking back at you like the big tease

sanguinewings replied to your post: anonymous said:Were there any ins… Looks like the don’t tread on me snake Yep, I’m pretty sure it is. Way back during the American Revolution, the rattlesnake was a commonly used symbol for America

a-giant-spider: characterinspirationandreference: matchbook-stories: vampirebatman: alexds1: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake This needed to

willymaykit: Y Marks the Spot A sinuous feature snakes northward from Enceladus’ south pole like a giant tentacle. This feature, which stretches from the terminator near center, toward upper left, is actually tectonic in nature, created by

2realswitch: Last Strapon Fuck of the evening.. Me: Reach round and wank me.. I wanna Fuck you straight away once you’re done.. Her hand snakes round my hips and starts to pump my shaft.. X: You’ll never manage it.. you’ve cum like.. what is it?

4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so

cameoamalthea: bardofwrath: 4gifs: The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks JESUS THAT IS FUCKING HUGE Its wings look like snakes.

feathers-and-flames: purdy-senpai: rocketshiptospace: #this is the epitomy of soft grunge#like it could kill you#but you bet ya ass he’s gonna do it in pastel (x) snaesthetic (Snake aesthetic)

love-is-liberation: thegloriouspotmoose: Do vegans swallow or is it considered an “animal bi-product”? We open our mouths like snakes and swallow the bodies of people who ask us this dumb fucking question whole.

anthrocentric: silverhawk: silverhawk: silverhawk: the reason why snakes don’t have arms or legs is bc they lost their sonic the hedgehog gene this sounds like an awful shitpost but its really not the sonic the hedgehog gene is an actual gene and

rrraaazzz: Ohhh Myyyy Godddd look at the fantastic way this girls snake like tongue is working her little sisters bald young pussy..

lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake

oldroots: 1-800-555-dick: jaaxie: jaaxie: jaaxie: i just called someone’s snake a he and he told he doesnt swing that way facebook is wild okay the straight are wild don’t get all righteous on me I like that the biggest implication of fucking

whatkindofanameistheresisty: mulletlove: bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

chradi: snake-and-mouse: tiefling-queer: ginger-s-n-a-p: plain-dealing-villain: machine-elf-paladin: imagine going to your job and one of your coworkers is the drinking out of this motherfucker: what a power move. like, if nobody else says anything

strawberrygiorno:william-snekspeare:cornsnoot: almightyshadowchan: People seemed to like Vega blels, so here’s some more in a nice close up! this is the only acceptable post on this site why does she sniff this way… [Video ID: A green snake

candybaggins: shdarren: This is how the scene went, trust me. He did sound like Solid Snake, at 2:00

candybaggins: shdarren: This is how the scene went, trust me. He did sound like Solid Snake, at 2:00

lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake

gloomyburr: matchbook-stories: vampirebatman: alexds1: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake I CANT SYOP LAUGHTINH HAHAHXKJBSA

lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake

teenwolf: In the Teen Wolf Mythology , the Cerberus will be human who can shapeshift into multi-headed dog with lion’s claws and snake’s tail , it will be super fast , it will be able to walk vertically same like the Kanima , the Cerberus bite is

feathers-and-flames:purdy-senpai: rocketshiptospace: #this is the epitomy of soft grunge#like it could kill you#but you bet ya ass he’s gonna do it in pastel (x) snaesthetic (Snake aesthetic)

limebreaker: Adoptable. This is Tailia, the slithery slithery snake. She may be short, but good fucking lord is she long. Like, seriously, the tape measure wasn’t long enough. Shit, we can’t even get all of her into one room. We have confirmed that

afro-elf: afro-elf: taylor swift’s new snake thing is corny, white, and annoying she’s that girl who’s like “oh you called me a bitch? bitches are dogs, dogs bark, trees have bark, you need trees to breathe so you need me” like shut the fuck

theblairwitchboy: 4lung: the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows

feathers-and-flames:purdy-senpai: rocketshiptospace: #this is the epitomy of soft grunge#like it could kill you#but you bet ya ass he’s gonna do it in pastel (x) snaesthetic (Snake aesthetic)

getsuswet: thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!

thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!

thesnakeandtherabbit: Not sure what this position is officially called… we like to call it the “g-spot-jackhammer” because it gives Snake “seizures” in record time ;) Anyway… who cares what it’s name is… It get’s results!

lolsofunny: why is this so hilarious It’s like he wasn’t expecting the pop and the water and he’s just shrieking. always reblog confused snake

feathers-and-flames:purdy-senpai: rocketshiptospace: #this is the epitomy of soft grunge#like it could kill you#but you bet ya ass he’s gonna do it in pastel (x) snaesthetic (Snake aesthetic)

wow i feel awful, feel like crying, feel like sleeping. i want to wake up and everything is done and i know all the answers, and also to this. i want to feel happy and calm. i feel like sixteen snakes are weaving in & out of my brain, hissing from

veeveeganja: veeveeganja: I like taking snake dabs out of this bong :) Can’t believe I took that fat ass dab like a year ago. This is also the rig I have for sale.

super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

seananmcguire: mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever. BABBY

seananmcguire: mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever. BABBY

mynewplaidpants:Lamas in the hizzouse! Today’s Way Not To Die is actually Today’s Way Not To Maim because I felt like posting about this scene in 1989’s gloriously bad Snake Eater starring Lorenzo Lamas but nobody actually dies in it. Head over

marblecrybaby: marblecrybaby: please stop encouraging the killing of sharks and bees and snakes i know the hyperaggressive culture of hating these critters is very ingrained into society but like. theyre minding their own business whenever one of these

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