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pureironimpala: the thing with the Sims is that you either play it 14 hours a day for three weeks straight or never
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tamashiihiroka: redturk:jeremylawson:A 280 square feet tiny house in Aurora, Oregon. More info here. i want this in middle of the woods or a tiny forest I wouldn’t want to live here but I want to build this in The Sims
simsgonewrong: My Sim just started walking into the ocean with her baby…
simsgonewrong: Sims, the original selfie trendsetters.
simsgonewrong: My sim decided the table and chairs weren’t good enough….
simsgonewrong: Washing the dishes, and this keeps happening to this Sim only…
this is literally the opposite of The Sims.
edwardspoonhands: lickbitchesgetmoney: xybutt: lickbitchesgetmoney: i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket women do the same except it’s with their vaginas ggggggggggGggggGg Ovaries…your eggs are in your
princessstiel: subculturalqueer: I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire. The pansexual agenda.
wigglytuffer: How to play The Sims spend 3 hours creating your family spend 3 days creating your house play the actual game for 20 minutes do not touch for 4 months repeat
titanannieleonhardt: i downloaded a twerk mod for the sims 4 and apparently i was laughing so loud that my sister had to come check on me from the other room
Deu vontade the jogar The Sims... de oito horas eu volto :*
sandalphom: laughingsquid: Acer Predator 21 X, A Gigantic 18lb High-Powered Gaming Laptop With a Curved 21″ Display this thing is stronger than god what in the fuck are you going to play on this thing? a version of the sims where your neighbors
So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button
pyramidslayer: spacetwinks: did gamer dudes start going “GAMES ARE OVER” once the sims came out and was really popular with women, and went on to become the best selling PC game of all time for awhile “tetris? is this some social justice
pxlbyte: Space Sim No Man’s Sky is Expansive and Gorgeous Written by Elliott Finn No Man’s Sky is, at it’s heart, a game about exploration. The short announcement trailer, which can be seen above, consists entirely of in-game footage, and opens
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yourenochrisscolfer: so I make Dean, Sam & Cas on the Sims right? before I saved the game of my new home, I have them seated like this since it takes some time to save, I went to get a drink… AND THEN FREAKING COUGH ON MY DRINK BECAUSE I CAME
bohemianrhapsodomy: bohemianrhapsodomy: wow what the heck i slept with like five different guys and i’m still not pregnant whoops i meant in the sims
humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
rslashrats: the sims when everyone in your household falls asleep so the game automatically speeds up time
I heard this great joke on Sims once...
hornynerd665: Gotta love the new DLC mmoboys: The Sims 3: Teen Life! By request
annabarf: mustypink: onlyblackgirl: titanannieleonhardt: i downloaded a twerk mod for the sims 4 and apparently i was laughing so loud that my sister had to come check on me from the other room wtf kinds twerk is this fuck it up!!!! nymphadora
avpdnoise: depression meals™ and depression shows™ are a thing but what about depression video games™? The Sims Obsession. you think maybe 2 hours have passed. you look at the clock. it’s been 3 days wanting to play your favourite game but instead
khubleesi: mycaffeinatedlife: nateswinehart: gaymer life I still choose male… but to be fair I don’t play the games where you are forced to date people. Even a single guy can adopt in the Sims. I don’t think Rune Factory 4 forces you to date
a place for posts to go: did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are
afrodeiiity: ibaoshun: youcantforgetnicole: titanannieleonhardt: i downloaded a twerk mod for the sims 4 and apparently i was laughing so loud that my sister had to come check on me from the other room I need this now!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh. I AM CRYING I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?” Now I get it It’s a
zappydan-the-magnet-man: IGN gave a higher rating to Hatoful Boyfriend than it did for Destiny or The Sims 4, what a time to be alive.
lickbitchesgetmoney: xybutt: lickbitchesgetmoney: i like how in the sims 3 you can walk around with 1,100 eggs in ur pocket women do the same except it’s with their vaginas ggggggggggGggggGg
simsgonewrong-storytime: I made the characters from Family Guy on the sims. And Meg died so yeah….
did you know how hilarious the patch notes to the sims are
frompawntoqueen: partysoft: thatgreenevening: The Sims ended up with same-sex relationship support thanks almost entirely to gay programmer Patrick J. Barrett III. “At the time, it wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to be gay or lesbian,” [Barrett]
crazymammoth: jorgha-haq: The Sims 4 Get Together Delayed to December 2015, More Content Being Added EA released a statement today about the delay: Your enthusiasm and feedback inspired us to work even harder to make sure that this pack is everything
hellyeahthomassanders: The Sims in Real Life: The Trouble with Going to Work 👔 by Thomas Sanders
yungazia: A picture is worth more than a thousand words
leftoverteenangst: buying the sims was the worst decision i’ve ever made in my entire adult life
memewhore: memewhore: I have been playing The Sims 3 for 18 hours straight. Well, technically I never actually played the game, I designed a house for 18 hours. That’s how big a perfectionist I am. I can’t leave it until every single detail
magnemite-not-make-it: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims OH THATS WHAT IT WAS
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