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So I got home friday to find my internet connection was down (ended up being down the whole night :( ) so it’s fair to say I got a little bored can you tell?? I had cookies an this sign so decided to have a little fun haha
andy0683: So I got home friday to find my internet connection was down (ended up being down the whole night :( ) so it’s fair to say I got a little bored can you tell?? I had cookies an this sign so decided to have a little fun haha
aeternanoxfleuret: itpuddle: saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary yo’ll
fandomsandfeminism: Dont teach children that violence is a sign of love Not when some snotty kid pulls their hair on the play ground Not when they get spanked by a parent Not when their prom date slaps them for saying No Violence is never an action of
drinking-tea-at-midnight: soul-c-h-o-p-s: sobeitjayt: Job Applications should just say “You tryna get this money? If yes sign here, initials here, lets get it” like honestly, what else these niggas need from me? a backstory where the employer
marisatomay: marisatomay: so we’re watching shrek because it’s wednesday my dudes and we have taste and when they get to duloc there’s a sign that says “you’re parked in ‘lancelot’” but (!) as we all know it’s established in shrek the
scaryfast: midnitemassage: I have made it my own so must re-blog whenever I see it *Rawr* My darling bride and I always sign off to each other with a “rawr!”. For us it means “how dinosaurs say I love you.” I also means the above! Rawr is
food52: These are fondly called “The Best Ever Doughnuts” – need we say more? Read more: Heirloom Recipes – Best Ever Doughnuts on Food52. “Best Ever?” Sign me up!
fullbladderbitch:celebrity omorashi would be so hot just saying i wasn’t wrong…-a celebrity is desperate to pee at comic con but she’s stuck signing autographs and doesn’t have time to relieve herself before the panel -a celebrity is on her
fullbladderbitch: fullbladderbitch: celebrity omorashi would be so hot just saying i wasn’t wrong… -a celebrity is desperate to pee at comic con but she’s stuck signing autographs and doesn’t have time to relieve herself before the panel -a celebrity
hisbrokendoll: Daddy says that when I need help at the store, I don’t need to feel silly! I can just show my special sign and people will help me! You would help me, wouldn’t you?
thevodkkagirls: Vodkka Girl Leather says make sure to sign up for the pre-launch emails at www.vodkkagirls.com
kuma-tetsu: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what
sissyjay: mshollyyum: As a sissy bottom, all I can say is that I hope the party starts soon :-) Where do I sign up ??
comfortedalloy4: sezja: gotothemattresses: thefrogman: In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU. You can’t possibly say no to that. “I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.” so cute
raviollies: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
swedishrefugee: I was taking a shit and reading this catalogue (because someone keeps ripping the NO JUNK MAIL sign from my door) and on these cute and extremely cheap shower curtains it says “quality and comfort” like what does that even mean do
sezja: gotothemattresses: thefrogman: In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU. You can’t possibly say no to that. “I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”
sezja: gotothemattresses: thefrogman: In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU. You can’t possibly say no to that. “I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.” OMG >W< <3
sianiithesillywolf:im in college with cookies even tho theres a sign that says no cookies i will have my cookies eue credit to @postalarrow for the idea>w<
feverishneed: Akon, well known for his music as well as discovering Lady Gaga, has signed Jeffree Star to his record label. Akon says in this interview he thinks that Jefree will be “the next biggest thing” and is like “a male version of
mothmanwheeze: wonder woman: [beating the shit out of someone] steve trevor, wearing ww merch and holding a sign that says ‘go diana’: that’s her!! that’s my girlfriend.
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
skogrowl: I was so hype over my new camera that I forgot to fix my septum
mechaberry: I’m in charge of chalk signs at work. I’ve been cracking Flan Solo jokes since we got the first shipment in. Needless to say, I had waaayyyy too much fun making this. (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
SUPER FURRY FUN TIME
cascadians: i don’t think anyone understands that when i say i get secondhand embarrassment easily i mean at the first sign of trouble for a character in a television show i immediately pause and sit there for ten to thirty minutes thinking “oh god
rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’ i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
when someone has a sign on their door once they get past the security gate that says: “DO NOT INVITE ANY EXTRA MALES OVER. DO NOT DISCLOSE ADDRESS TO ANY UNAPPROVED GUESTS (EXCEPT BADDIES). gotta love srae sremmurd
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
daeneryus: you can say “leggings aren’t pants” as much as you want. you can shout it from a rooftop. you can make it into a big obnoxious neon sign. you can write it in skywriting way up in the sky. i won’t care. i will still be out there, somewhere,
stupidsexyryoji: It appears as though I forgot to sign out when i was at gracie’s house, so please pay no attention to anything i say except for the fact that i have a strong desire for bird dick cuz thats really true
des-mecs-et-des-tattoos: Vince Ramos… sombre et fascinant. hunkville: “Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. Please
legendarywish: me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
weenylem: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what
manstalking: This boy might as well be carrying around a sign that says “BREED MY ASS”. Sure let me just walk around with a form fitting t-shirt that shows off my tight body and pants slim enough to hug the curves of my juicy bubble-butt.
mr-mrs-insatiable: georgetakei: A sign in the small town of Hell, Michigan says it all. http://ift.tt/1dQ80uJ Exactly!! word
sailorpalin: iunno
maddieonthings: Self portrait with Maddie - PS if you’re in Cincinnati come say hi tonight at the book signing @ Joseph Beth @ 7pm! www.maddieontour.com
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sezja: gotothemattresses: thefrogman: In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU. You can’t possibly say no to that. “I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”
gluten-free-pussy: afronerdism: africanaquarian: afronerdism: africanaquarian: Some white woman showed up to the anti-kkk rally with this sign and l- So she thinks that’s saying she only fucks black men is going to help dismantle white supremacy?
housewifeswag: Signing on cam now! One of the last times I’ll be on until August so come say see ya later! mfc.im/Taylor
benzilla: whitepeoplesaidwhat: darvinasafo: Solidarity Suggestions for the non-black poc who come to our inbox asking what they/their signs should be saying at protests -Holly Bless this!
thehalfrolatina: hersheywrites: st3fan00:iamindyamarie:imkingshaq:Sign this man! Whats his name?? What is NY rap you say? Press play But I really feel like I’m discovering Biggie for the first time all over again. Who dis???
bitteroreo: silkktheshocka: thechanelmuse: “I’m not signing on to direct Black Panther. I think I’ll just say we had different ideas about what the story would be. Marvel has a certain way of doing things and I think they’re fantastic and a
hellagaypokemon: hellagaypokemon: markiplier: I needed to say this because I feel like respect has been forgotten. isn’t it funny how he thinks it’s his place to defend the guy who paid two men to hold a sign that said “death to all jews” on
tahmoh: Jensen’s acting: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯
eikuuhyoart: ANIME EXPO 2015 ARTIST ALLEY INFO~!My partner and our tables “Studio Dokuro Usagi” will be at AA61-62 this year! We’re finally in the front row…! I’ll have a giant table sign that says “Eikuu Hyo” on it and my partner will
zwampert: noticemeeesenpai: zwampert: the-serene-princess-xy: phione: Mega Slowbro has a face that says “Oh god I didn’t sign up for this… Send help.” free him NO WE’RE NOT GOING TO FREE ANYTHING FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP IT him free Go
tigerzodiac: riki: *exists* me: Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say
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