the sign of three
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“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“I don’t just have wood for you… I have pipe/tube/wotsit thingamebob for you.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
“I want to sleeeeep with you.”
“I’ll tell you what the H stands for.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“Wanna see my ‘meat dagger’?”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“Forget the H– let’s talk about the D.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“You’re my popular choice at the moment, dear.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“You don’t need to hide a blade in my belt in order to penetrate me.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“Without you, my heart feels hollower than Jack Griffin’s suit.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“I promise not to be a Mayfly Man with you.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“My mouth is big enough for fourteen cigarettes. Wanna see what else can fit in it?”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.”
“Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.”
“Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.”
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.”
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“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
Since some people were asking, here is the list of stag night fics that were sent to me (and one I found elsewhere). Contains season 3 spoilers and pretty much 100% angst. The Stag Night by justbebenaddicted I Don’t Mind by Red Pants Purple Shirt
