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desmondkilometers: do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
regretisfortheliving: bowtiesarecool4: This is deep, man one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon
2002bape: baetimusprime: whisperingsweetsins: thirdeyesviews: penutbutterqueen: cali-cocaine: I would shit my ass ….. Half way up I knew I made the wrong decision riding this one Holy shit :’) YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS
insanity-and-vanity: “I don’t think i’ll ever take a better photo than this in my entire life. I have the love of my life swimming under a wave and one of my best friends on a wave.” - Will Skudin
oate: you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
avatardedpotterhead: dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre for you calm
thatfunnyblog: The American collegiate system in one gif set
dlubes: gayweeb: these are the stories I want in my feed no one better to choose from to put huge amounts of drugs up their butt than a gay porn star am i right
nobodyiswatchingus: Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption. Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.
slickos: wtgeoff: daft-pun: The Breakfast Club, then and now. This is amazing cashmannnnn this ones for ya
herosargent: avatardedpotterhead: dicksconnected: i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because: NO one thinks theyre for you actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u nobody thinks theyre
awkwardnarturtle: i-mahu: There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face
damianmcgintleman: “you’re too young to determine your sexuality” said no one to the heterosexual teenager
youaintgotttaliecraig: condescendist: Early signs that she’s not the one *CRIES*
his808life: niccoolleeyy: niccoolleeyy: Gawwwwd thanks this is one of my favorite pictures i’ve ever taken. the colors are on point!
october-dusk: hemmingsisbae: EXPLAINS MOST BOYS IN A PICTURE “When did I hop on” had to be one of the greatest lines in existence
ijustlovetay: THIS IS STILL ONE OF THE FUNNIEST AND MOST ACCURATE THINGS IN MY LIFE.
claphne: dont use internet humor outside of the internet no one will laugh
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
neurves: deprei: hoemami: theres a new one to watch every time I can’t stop watching This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen
abiblr: whoahomo: rainstormsatnighttime: foxyclock: one thing girls have real solidarity on is their periods: we dont judge someone if they prefer pads or tampons over the other we always have extras and we’re always willing to give them to a girl
reaglet: I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”
teylonwilson:One of my favorite places in the world.
overratedsuicide:instawillgraham: people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious this
ace-cdc:theprogrocker: elfqueendream99: One job, guys. The toothbrush Obi Wan Kenobi is my favourite elf.
phabulouskilljoy:xlb42: xlb42:docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before i’m not even anticipating for the skeleton
jackofalljams:dont let anyone clown you for whatever job you have.footlocker, mcdonalds, the gas station. it doesnt matter, fam.youre out there getting that money so you can provide for yourself or your loved ones.if someone has a problem with it, tell
accioguitardis: cyberunfamous: trillow: how much do islands cost i want one Less than a college education what the fuck
bludgertothehead: but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it
nicevagina:shitonskanks:Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience. one of the most accurate posts I’ve ever read.
I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
giraffepoliceforce: conspicuouslad: tastefullyoffensive: (photos via @snickers) Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says “hey wander around the city and put
fuckboyizm: i-need-destiel-like-i-need-air: keeppthevibe:Gay marriage and straight marriage is like bikini tops and bras: they’re the same exact thing but only one is socially acceptable in public. BEST EXPLANATION EVER !!!!!!
fantasy-galaxy:Tips on how to get a good sleep at night. Peppermint tea, or chamomile. (Whichever you prefer) 7 blunts smoked one after the other.
tupacabra: prettygirlfrommichigan: tupacabra: name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense wat are u talking about they all make scents shut the fuck up
risdaniels:adriofthedead:pyopyon:jamesisrambling:Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date“Did you just catch that?”I like that the batter actually looks impressed I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
auilix: rocket-prose: Classic animators doing reference poses for their own drawings. I’m in love with these images. Part of the reason animators like to work alone, late at night when no one is watching.
A girlfriend is someone that will hold your hand, look you in the eyes, and roast you when no one else will
theblackguyoncommunity: metalgearshawty: thesassyblacknerd: socialjusticecoachmcguirk: mediumpun: ofmicnmen: jumanji-ji: These are so dope!Marvel x Hip-Hop Lie to me and say this isn’t one of the toughest things you ever seen. I fucking love
life-of-beyonce: When your family constantly send you Beyoncé related things and one of the things they send you is this video. (Aerobics Instructor’s Single Ladies Routine)
teylonwilson: One of my favorite places in the world.
im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
skunkbear: This is one slice of an incredible high resolution, enhanced color image of Pluto, recently released by NASA. You can see the full, larger version here. Credit: NASA/JHUAPL/SwRI
wreckedteens: One of the best feelings ever is when someone compliments you on something you’re really insecure about and they don’t know that you’re insecure about it so you know they genuinely mean it and it’s just such a nice feeling
spunkydads: the problem with rich people is that i am not one
overratedsuicide: instawillgraham: people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious this
atop-the-treetop: sizvideos: Video This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
vitalizinq: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
blondesquats: If you get to sleep beside the person you love every night you are one lucky fuck
vanimaeee: that feeling you get in your stomach when the one you love is coming to see you after a while 🙈🙈☺️❤️❤️
missmikalo: pilotnextdoor: hiitlikeabeast: kimberkarolina: Maybe I’m easily amused but I think this is the coolest thing every time I come into this supermarket. I’ve never seen such a perfect produce section This pleases me. I wanna take one
yazandzoe: One of our last posts got 800 reblogs. Thanks for supporting us. Not going to lie, it was pretty much the most amazing wedding ever. Here’s another teaser from that night. photo by ohheysush
vardpup: pyrocrastinate: tdrloid: Low fat yo is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg fat free yort
sagihairius: one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me
risdaniels: adriofthedead: pyopyon: jamesisrambling: Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date “Did you just catch that?” I like that the batter actually looks impressed I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still
j0sephine-marie: holydoobies: youth-united: soulmeetsworld: Louis C.K. this is one of the most important/overlooked things YES someone final said it
becquerel-fahrenheit: unamusedsloth: Well, at least the day can’t get any worse. It can if all of these happen to you in one day
