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hyrude: ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought
chelve:the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202:oh to be a shrimp, full of carrot
bananahomo: skarchomp: i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass jealousy isn’t the way bro
eraserheadadult:cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass
wehavethemunchies: Shrimp Pad Thai on the Lighter Side
thegoddamazon: samwiseg: Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Forrest Gump: No, but I’ve been on a real big boat. FINALLY. THE GIF SET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
fauna-and-fashion: palehorseblackdog: silvermender: COOKING SHRIMPS IN 3 SECONDS. Please watch this. WATCH THIS THEN WATCH THE DUMPLING ONE I’M CRYING. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.
apoeticmindset: orcaspanielmermaids: gillianlesbian: the best scene in cinematic history Gotta say, I didn’t appreciate this scene, until I got older. Also, shoutout to those monster-hands with cocktail shrimp, for fingers. A super creative practical
bedabug: shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
ultrafacts: Pillbugs are crustaceans, not insects. Though they’re often associated with insects and are referred to as “bugs,” pillbugs actually belong to the subphylum Crustacea.They’re much more closely related to shrimp and crayfish than
sizvideos: The making of tiny fried shrimps in a tiny kitchen is oddly satisfying
siraurion: vipvictor: ceruleancynic: mechanicaljewel: A lobster is smarter than me. that’s a mantis shrimp and it is definitely smarter than me whattt??!!! It’s because of how they see color. It was probably super obnoxious to them how the
ze-witch-arteest: cassandrashipsit: dominawritesthings: roseweasley7: queensjenn: wittyusernamed: My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went
punkrockbetty: thegoddamazon: samwiseg: Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Forrest Gump: No, but I’ve been on a real big boat. FINALLY. THE GIF SET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. ^^
hueandeyephotography: Shrimp Boats at Dusk, Shem Creek, Mt. Pleasant, SC © Doug Hickok All Rights Reserved hue and eye the peacock’s hiccup
asianwomenforwhitemen: chinkogirl: Of course he’s excited, he can’t help enjoying the feeling of my tongue on his shaved balls after I take his whole cock in my throat ~chinkogirl www.chinkogirl.tumblr.com Nothing gets my tiny asian shrimp dick
bedabug:shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
massproducedeva: thelastsworld: zombie1ovejuice: electronicexcavations: Source: http://theoatmeal.com/ THIS IS AMAZING is true Mass Effect would be so much more interesting if the Reapers weren’t just weird octopus squid shrimp things… but
defnotyouraveragewoman: romaniprincess: thegoddamazon: samwiseg: Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Forrest Gump: No, but I’ve been on a real big boat. FINALLY. THE GIF SET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. When I watched this movie when
youtubeurl: icarly-official: if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that: shrimp pork obesity torn clothes (like ripped jeans) wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics cutting your hair shaving tattoos and working
paul-is-my-bitch: thegoddamazon: samwiseg: Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Forrest Gump: No, but I’ve been on a real big boat. FINALLY. THE GIF SET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. Bubba should have made a cookbook and sold it
chalkandwater: Mantis shrimp have divided into two distinct groups based on weaponry. Smashers have developed hard clubs that they use to crack open hard-shelled prey, while Spearers have long and sharp spines at the tip of their claws for spearing
thegoddamazon: Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Forrest Gump: No, but I’ve been on a real big boat. FINALLY. THE GIF SET WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
saltyseahags: candids of Aubrey playing basketball with her team The Pistol Shrimps
thecatblr: albinokiwi47: youtubeurl: icarly-official: if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that: shrimp pork obesity torn clothes (like ripped jeans) wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics cutting your hair
ugottahaveacumslut: Asian Gals are so fucking Cool, They wash Up your clothes and keep them looking a spiffy, Fix up some grub Like, Shrimp WonTons, General tSo’s Chicken, And then after dinner, The Fuckers will Suck U off and let Blow you Nut Cum
guardians-of-the-food: Cilantro Lime Shrimp
guardians-of-the-food: Garlic Shrimp
guardians-of-the-food: Asparagus Shrimp Salad
foodffs: This orange shrimp and broccoli with garlic sesame fried rice is the perfect quick and easy meal for a busy weeknight or for entertaining guests. Recipe here.
doppelgender:I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying
theoutsideisbeautiful: What are some pregnant ladies opinions on eating sushi? I know I can’t eat the uncooked ones but like chicken teriyaki or shrimp tempura. I’ve heard some people say its okay as long as its cooked and I’ve heard some say no
ldykfacts: Defensiviche! Most shellfish are a milky clear color when living out in the wild, but as a defensive mechanism will turn bright red in order to ward off enemies, much like humans will turn red when they are embarrassed. When a shrimp or a
gravityanomaly: I was watching Bob’s Burgers and there’s this one scene where Louise is tying shrimp to balloons and she releases them into a grocery store and that sounds like something Mabel would do. i thought the same thing
ldarknessl: whenever you eat shrimp remember they feed themselves with dead organisms found in the sea which helps them growthis includes dead human bodies you’re literally eating human skinyou’re a cannibal I’m a fucking cannibal..
guardians-of-the-food:Browned Butter Honey Lime Shrimp
rosieandherramblings: softpetals-darkneeds: guardians-of-the-food: Jerk Shrimp Tacos with Pineapple Salsa Shut up! I need all of these!
