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pardonmewhileipanic: Deep deep, the trouble you’re in,I’ve thrown you to the sharks, and you can’t swim
pardonmewhileipanic: daddypearlover: pardonmewhileipanic: Deep deep, the trouble you’re in,I’ve thrown you to the sharks, and you can’t swim That’s one for gettin` behind and puttin` to WORK!!!!!!!!!!! You haven’t deleted your comment.
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lol people didn’t understand what “I’m not taking off my panties during shark week” meant. I got my message across eventually.
skippidee: I don’t usually make fan art that involves real people, but the end Markiplier’s Stranded Deep play through was too funny to not do anything.The shark was dead, this only makes total sense to me.From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQAR-SoC87s
certifiedhypocrite: talashgreydrag: “Goddamn cheap circuits… This is the third time this month…” Artwork by the amazing Strype featuring Vishka. Yay robotics <3
GunXSword, episode 17, “Follow the X Spot.” For those who don’t know, “jumping the shark” refers to a desperate ploy by a TV show to boost its ratings: birth, death, marriage, celebrity guest star, or anything labeled
coucherequin: xD not my best view, and completely soaked You can see the shark plush on the right, cus I sleep with it Any view with a thick, wet diaper is a good view.
beowulfstits:thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: blackumi: Y u pet meKeep pet me This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.(a
mrsandmrkinkyy: mrsandmrkinkyy: sorry about the shark week playing in the background
Fun fact: We know more about the moon than we know about the sea
August 24, 2012. The day TribeTwelve jumped the shark.
artcorrart: Emily calls it the shark attack. Her friend looks shocked, now, but as she has more and more drinks, she won’t be able to stop thinking about it. She’ll get extra slutty, flirting with all the boys to reassure herself of her heterosexuality,
good times this past weekend at swimming with the sharks was dope when theres a bar and indoor pool when isnt it a good time met/seen some familair faces and the city skyline view was stunning! shouts to RCVW
veronox: here is a present for my friend Joey :D HAPPY SHARK WEEK!!! This is awesome! Did you make it, or did you find it somewhere? I found it somewhere But, its the thought that counts? :3
Name: Reggie How He Died: Reggie the shark was a lazy fellowWhen not snacking on squid, he was really quite mellowSadly not aware he could drown, being stillWith no water moving through his gills.One day he settled down for a long summer’s napAt the
In my dreams the shark scared the pants right off him.
scarjoing: there will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come.
This is the first time dead fish has ever turned me on. I bet her crotch smells extra fishy now. There we go. Totally turned off again. All is right with the world.
Undeniable proof that even Earth’s greatest scientific mind is hopelessly inferior to a defective Irken robot in the one field that matters most:FRIENDSHIP
fuzebox: Gogo Outfit Variant - No shorts Folks have been requesting I post the guy’s gogo outfits in different variations, so here’s the first batch. Imagine seeing all these dancers up on stage, dressed in just this outfit.
paranoart: So I conquered my shyness and drew a pin-up tadaaaa ((ヽ( ᐛ )ﾉ)) *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ This is available as an A4 and A3 poster print on my Etsy store! Details and bonus funny screenshot below the cut. Thanks for looking! Keep reading
Inktober 2019 - 24 DizzyThey found him on the shore, last seen having planned for a dive trip, now sunburnt beyond belief and on the verge of death. Yet he laughed, laughed on and on, spouting nonsense about gods and death, speaking in riddles. He even
Castle Hushabye is riddled by a deep network of dark canals. And beneath the surface lurks a large dark shadow.Meg is one of the oldest inhabitants of the castle but no one knows anything about her as she doesn’t like talking about herself. She’s
mashamorevna: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I’m going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to join me is more than welcome.” - The Life Aquatic with
diaperdlittledude: If all the safari animals ganged up on the shark I think they could take him.
scorseseglasses: “Three times the shark! Three times the nado!” THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY!!!
escapekit: Sleeping with the fishes Airbnb is back at it again, they’ve recently collaborated with the French design agency Ubi Bene on an underwater suite that’s completely encased in glass and submerged 10 meters deep in water. The room offers
ur luv is weird &freezing and no one knew you very wellu hurt me where my heart is. come chill out down in hill w me”I’m gonna drink for 7 days, then kill the shark that ate my friend.”…we’re secretly in love. … “The purpose
dynamicattack: So @keijimatsu drew Curly as Roadhog but initially forgot the fucking gas mask. This could not stand. So I kicked open the door to his stream and fixed his awful, awful mistake for him. Images also available on Weasyl: [1], [2]EXTREME
volkenfox: Morgana, Buff in the Buff Poor Morgana. When you’re so big that only the clothes that manifested with your transformation can fit your frame (well maybe also a ship sail!) you just become a prime target for…a certain character’s
castrokinky: Fun play party tonight! I chained some eye candy in the shark cage to get people on to the dungeon floor.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: blackumi: Y u pet meKeep pet me This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.(also, because
nonuberis: flavoracle: pr1nceshawn: Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good. Hopefully, none of this will ever be relevant for you, but it’s good info to be aware of. (I never knew about the shark gills part.) Also, bonus points to the
xwyattx: Now every breath of lifeHas been betrayed.Every idealHas rusted through.Nothing we hold brings solace,Feed us to the sharks.So let nothing remain,Feed us to the sea.
ask-lightning-tester: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees: You are fucking kidding me aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP aliens…..
bangniam: things to say during sex gee whiz are you feeling it now mister krabs shark bait ooh ha ha lets win this for mother russia whats your gamertag getcha head in the game PULL THE LEVER KRONK
bolto: ghost shark is the most important movie ive ever watched
girlofsomanyfandoms: bewbin: imma-just-go: bewbin: ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event That might be easier with shark teeth STILL NOT OPENING why do you casually
golden-shark-goddess: purplemanmurder: silenthyperdrive: fencer-x:flunflun:kanaya-in-the-tardis: deranged-baby: OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS “Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will
methados: So ARK added the ability to draw on signs in game, so of course I had to jump on that shit. Mostly doing test drawings. 2 are actually based on some cute Shark drawings I seen before. The 3rd is just a T-Rex (Couldn’t do lewd stuff because
angrypauly: cute little graphic i did tonight for an article about the dangers of online dating featuring david’s best friend peebles the shark. david wrote the dialogue
ilovecephalopods: jtotheizzoe: wnycradiolab: Educational pancakes. I’m impressed not only by the skill and creativity involved here, but also by the self-control it must require to not just eat all of them immediately. SO FUCKING KICKASS
angryblackman: hokuto-ju-no-ken: unicornlordart: the-entire-furry-fandom: No, wait you don’t understand. That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE. that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators
universe-and-universe-universal: Who wore it better? This painting would actually be a better comparison: “Watson and the Shark” by John Singleton Copley, the painting the painting in “So Many Birthdays” was referencing
Went through my mother’s camera pics from the aquarium. My mother calls me the ‘shark whisperer’ I want one and I will call it George. . :I She called me demonic. Do I look demonic? I look rather tame…for once.
: Nothing’s okay. Wuntch is circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force turning into a career-ending quagmire. An Internal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, is everything okay? I am buffeted by the winds
lightinthedusk: the-nerdonator: castiel-knight-of-hell: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: blackumi: Y u pet meKeep pet me This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it
bulbyvulgaris: the real stars of the halftime show r the sharks
historicaltimes: Steven Spielberg lying in the mouth of “Bruce the shark” on the set of Jaws. 1975
Madelynne Garcia - AntibodyDr Garcia’s famous for performing surgeries, but more so for pioneering the use of shrinking rays to personally enter the patient’s bloodstream to directly perform surgery at operating fields at the cellular level.
islandofmaraschino:I always wondered why the sharks never ate the other fish…apparently Blathers gives them all a firm talking to before yeeting them in the tank
deathtokillian: thatpettyblackgirl: this is a kid show how do you think little black girls will feel after watching this? also The creators of “Baby shark” (Pink Fong) you know the YT channel that celebrities are booking for their childs b-day
swellsyndrome: Initiate Heimlich Maneuver. Had to dust off this old meme I made last year when the Sharks went out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs in Seven games during the second round.
staff: tomorrowsofyesterday:true star of the superbowl god blessRemember this blast from the past? Take a fond look back at the sharks that swept Tumblr and chummed a nation’s hearts.
touchmydirtyness: want-to-enjoy-it-all:Fuck yes…… Am I the only one listening avidly to the shark documentary in the backround?
saucy-dwen: shugarskull: scottthepilgrim: which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing Wow what uneducated dweeb made this?The “good guy” is a Seal, cute to us but a predator to the fish since seals eat them.The shark is a whale
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