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The best thing about the secret Mormon underwear is taking it off.mormongirlz.com
The secret to Mormonism’s success is the revelation that sex is a gift to be shared with everyone and enjoyed as often as possible. MORMON GIRLZ
The lady in the lake’s got nothing on Angelic Lexi. Â
the-big-boob-theory: THE SECRET GUIDE TO FREE LIVE SEX
The secret to a small waistline: #BBW #FemDom. The plump keep me petite. http://clips4sale.com/47000
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The secret to this predicament bondage scenario is that there is a vibrator tied into the crotch rope so the rope vibrates on her clit, but it is never enough to push her over the edge to orgasm.
“Don’t get anything on the counter top. My kids will be home soon and that’s where I fix their lunch.”
“I drank too much at the after-work party and it’s your fault, you kept buying me those strong drinks. Shame on you! My husband will be mad if I drive home in this condition. Well…. maybe I should go to your apartment for coffee and
theeroticwoman: “I need to fuck you right now,” he growled against my ear and as the warm water started to flow between our naked bodies. I turned around to face away from him. “Right here, right now. Before your Husband gets home.” I nodded
DL Davito wonders: How many of you forbidden fruit lovers identify with Ryan? I sure do. Another of my demons love to see a wedding ring on the hand guiding my cock into paradise.
As she dressed to go home her mind wandered back to the hour she had just spent with the handsome stranger in a sleazy hotel room. His cum dripping down her leg reminded her of the incredible illicit sensations she just experienced. She knew it was
“I got a little drunk at our after work party, honey. That’s why I’m so late getting home. My co-workers looked after me and wouldn’t let me drive until I was sober. Don’t be silly. They were perfect gentlemen and kept me laughing the
(The winking emoji on her text is a nice touch.)
secret-slayer:Root’s aliasesI’m constantly impressed by the little easter eggs this show throws in when it comes to Root’s alter egos. A more comprehensive list can be found here. Links below:Augusta Ada KingAlan TuringJohn von NeumannKenneth IversonFreem
The final part of the BBC's the Secret Life of the Manic Depressive, by Stephen Fry. Dr (Jan): “I mean… what does it say about you if you can’t write?” Cordelia: (silence) Dr: “What’s going through your mind?”
wifeswickedlust: I was reluctant to go on the company team-building trip when I learned that I would be the only female and we would be staying on one barracks dorm. My hubby said it would be fine as long as I promised to never take my clothes off.
9 Secrets About The Imitation Game, Straight From Its Screenwriter Screenwriter Graham Moore is a self-described Alan Turing obsessive: He went to space camp and computer programming camp as a teenager, so the famed mathematician loomed large, “like
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The secret things you can relate to, as having been shy, sensitive, boyhood best friends… Join the Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group and the Effeminacy & Faggotry reddit group!
secret-soldier: gayleftovers: Reblogging all the stuff that tumblr hasn’t removed See them all
The Infinity Boot: Like what you see, Avengers?by themanwithnobatsSeriously though, it’s a good thing they form into a glove, fighting a guy wearing one of these things would just be awkward. The asymmetry alone would kill the hearts of most.
The woman who secretly filmed Banksy while he was prepping his exhibition can honestly go to hell.
dorkly: Valentines For The True Loves of Your Life Click through to Dorkly.com and see our handwritten secret messages for each card. I’d add porn, food and liquor to the list.
The Secret History of Kobe Bryant’s Rap Career (via @grantland33) For three weeks during the summer of 1998, Kobe Bryant lived in the New Jersey mansion of hip-hop record executive Steve Stoute. Bryant was there to try on the role of rap star, but
The Secret Double Life of Mister Cee, Hip-Hop’s Most Beloved DJ (via gq) Mister Cee is as central to the story of rap as the rappers themselves. Biggie Smalls, Jay Z, Big Daddy Kane—Cee came up with all of them, helped launch their careers, and
hellafa:i see your “lucretia was secretly sad everytime she saw the thb and wanted to be a part of that” and raise you “lucretia missed them dearly but the moment they first got up to the moonbase she was like Ah Yes These Chucklefucks”
The secrets of the Universe are imprinted on the cells of your body.
the-secret-k: Just some succubus’ having tentacle related sexy times @_@I was gonna draw their tights all torn up in the necessary places but decided I liked this better. Bonus closeup for the last frame :^)
potbarbie666: potbarbie666: potbarbie666: potbarbie666: i just love that little secret all women share. i love that even when a man thinks he’s got a woman who worships the ground he walks on, when he thinks he has complete control, that he’s the
the-art-student-in-221c: oh-cecil-oh: spock-dirty-to-me: the-musical-scottsmen: shortformblog: think-progress: Best Pope story yet? Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless. (Photo) The Pope for people who
The Basketball Jones: TBJ Video: Andrea Bargnani’s NBA All-Star Anthem Toronto Raptors forward Andrea Bargnani is having a career year and is a serious candidate to make his first NBA All-Star Game appearance. His secret? Well, it’s in the
enochliew: Fallingwater by Frank Lloyd Wright has been voted the most important building of the 20th century in a poll conducted by the American Institute of Architects, doing rather well for a building that leaks and was not structurally sound.
theicarustheory: You know what’s funny its like 90% of you really wanted the blood-orange parody and so secretly did I so here you go. SNK: The Documentary will now be my life force so go ahead and just feed my brain. (Also, y’all don’t have to
The secret for long relationships is not having a perfect and harmonious love affair. It is not how less often you fight, not because of the number of similarities and the stuffs you both like doing together nor the number of mistakes you did. Those
the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:I liked this show before this moment, I liked it a lot. This was the moment I loved Michael Scott the most.
the-forest-of-the-faun:The Secret of Kells (by eighthsun)
secret-dedication: True. Good morning. web-of-wyrd: “The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.” – Helen Rowland
secret-dedication: “The observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone, is really, if physics is to be believed, observing the effects of the stone upon himself.” Bertrand Russell
secret-dedication: “The possession of anything begins in the mind.” Bruce Lee
secret-dedication: “One mustn’t look at the abyss, because there is at the bottom an inexpressible charm which attracts us.” Gustave Flaubert desireanddevotion: She really is EVERYTHING to me! Tak, tak, wiecznie to rebloguję, no.
secret-dedication: “Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War
the-heart-of-the-lion: Hidden from all eyes and earsLet us tell each other of our soul.Smile like a rose with no lips and keep silent like a thought. Let us speak silently the secret like SpiritAnd avoid talkers who use words invain. Let us join our
: The Secret Garden, 1993, dir. Agnieszka Holland’If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden.’
the-sound-of-sirens-in-neverland: nooby-banana: whimmy-bam: fuckyeahhugsandkisses: nsfwhumor: The Secret to Odorless Pooping in Public This is the best advert ever. WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS HARD THIS IS GREAT I got this ad on youtube today and
the-secret-of-emotion: The second I saw this, it reminded me of a girl I fucked on a cruise in the Caribbean. Her name was Tiffany; skinny, blonde, athletic, and extremely curvy.. For being 5’4 she had double D’s and an ass that looked like Iggy’s.
The darker the secret, the harder you keep it.
the-shark-whisperer: theluminouscosmos: doodlemonsters:this is how I melt and blend the crayons! if anyone wants to try it out themselves c: just be careful with the hot glue gun!Wat. GENIUS
the-joy-of-reading: fussyfangss: teamshercock: utilitarianthings: ‘Book on Book‘ is a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.
The secret to long-lasting relationships is not having a perfect and harmonious love affair. It is not how less often you fight, not because of the number of similarities and the things you both like doing together nor the number of mistakes you did.
discount-supervillain: You know that’s actually my secret origin. Not a lot of people know this, but I was actually just a pun grown out of control. My father was understanding without laughing, and my mother was the death of modern comedy. also
:The spy and the government agent both headed to the safe house. The secret documents were rumoured to be there, unfortunately it turns out that they weren’t. Both are now trapped, tied together and gagged heavily. The nefarious terror cell has them
the-secret-submissive: daddysstrongarms: Show them what I own. I’d love this… to trust someone so completely that having them share you is a little scary, but still has the element of trust and the thrill of lust that is necessary in a Dom/sub
