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mastersandsexslaves: The Sex slave of Santa Claus
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND
badsy-edgecat: the-pesci-mode: acoolguy: he’s licking his lips… he’s checking it twice… Five minutes left, on his microwave rice santa claus is hungry, tonight
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
atomic-flash:Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) lol. Such an awful movie.
atomic-flash: Christmas With The Addams Family - Airdate: December 24, 1965 Uncle Fester is determined to restore Pugsley and Wednesday’s faith in Santa Claus.
bobbymoynihans: Not only is Houston Texans star Andre Johnson an All-Pro wide receiver, but he also makes a pretty good Santa Claus. “It’s crazy,” Johnson said. “Me and my uncle were sitting in the house one day. And I was like, ‘I want to
babustyles: Jimmy Fallon, One Direction & The Roots Sing “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
retrogasm: From Santa Claus Conquers the Martians comic book.
My mother hated the song “Santa Claus is Coming to Town”
titytwochainz: My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause. I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit? Sound like slavery to me.
megachikorita: charmancler: rudolph the rednosed reindeer is a metaphor for homophobia after we use our gay powers to clear natural hazards we will be accepted by Santa Claus
always-and-forever-analbeads: raptorkind: iknowitsmad: i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome We’ve got one, too.
ozisarabbit: nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND I reblogged this last year, and
eggcup: dopern0se: This the new Santa Clause 🎅🏽 ps6 graphics
sizvideos: “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Got a Modern Update - Watch the full video
dopern0se:This the new Santa Clause 🎅🏽
hilariousgifslol: Santa Claus going in for the dunk.. ..AND HE SLAMS IT HOME. More Hilarious Gifs
Today, I realized that Santa Claus is clearly a wizard using the Floo network and an extensive amount of house elves. Also possibly a levitation spell on a sleigh pulled by hippogriffs transfigured into reindeer. MLIM.
haruspis: one of the most iconic things in all of dr who was that time santa claus shipped whouffaldi so hard he made a dream world and had a man killed just so twelve and clara could resolve their trauma from death in heaven, realise how much they need
lokis-army-at-221b: trencher-at-221b: I realized something. Santa Clause is a time lord. His sack is bigger on the inside. If he doesn’t time travel, how else does he travel across he world in one night? He dresses weird and no one actually sees him.
gameraboy: ChristmasCardVision™. MST3k, “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”
wordsnquotes: “Sometimes I think that eternal love is the adult Santa Claus … we all know that it does not exist but nobody wants to hear it …” — Alessandro Cattelan @thelovejournals
sgtgrunt0331: A helmeted and bewhiskered soldier dressed as Santa Claus handing out presents to wounded American troops on Christmas day in 90 degree weather, outside of a field hospital somewhere in the pacific during WWII.
nylonslaveowner: http://nylonslaveowner.tumblr.com/ Daddy does Santa Claus leave all the good girls this much pantyhose?
gg-quinn: It was a Good Friday the streets were open and empty no more passion play on St.Nicholas avenue I believe in St.Nicholas; it’s a different kind of Santa Claus
life-s–a-bitch: momunofu: RANDOMLY GETTING CHRISTMAS SONGS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF SEPTEMBER YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT CRY YOU BETTER NOT POUT AND IM TELLING YOU WHYYY SANTA CLAUS IS COMIIIIING TO TOOOOOOOWN! STOP
