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ahumliatedhusband-com: It wasn’t because of the pay that ladies shoe salesman was my dream job
stmax51: Trying on a new suit in the department store. Stroking. Hard as a rock. Just waiting for that smoking hot young salesman to come in and offer to help.
bonermakers: Ever considered the job of a door-to-door salesman?
Here’s a story from my life, from the Summer of 2012 when I was working for a European company that produces baby strollers.It was mainly a travelling salesman job with pretty high freedom to chose working time and place.It’s a story of my research
fischyplier: Mark is the world’s best salesman!
justbadpuns: I used to be a shoe salesman until they gave me the boot
drackies-are-awesome:travelling-dildo-salesman:kwantsu:gentlemanbones:professional-shitposting:BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FUCKING OBLITERATED HOLY FUCK LMAO DECIMATED
retrogamingblog: The Happy Mask Salesman has expanded his collection
trashfirefallon: glumshoe:One of the weirdest, creepiest things ever said to me was “you have wide-spaced eyes… like a prey animal” but it was said by a shoe salesman when I was shopping for hiking boots, which makes it hilarious in retrospect.
trashfirefallon: evilsmurfnope: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon:Reblog this if you think tyr should let me get a furby UPDATE: getting a FURB Ur cursing your house You’re the cursed goods salesman soooo
cheatingandbreakupsluts: Greeting a stranger salesman at the door, and finishing him off right there.
robgggggg: When I opened my door this morning and this salesman was standing there selling vacuum cleaners I had to invite him in:) I guess you can tell I’m the vacuum cleaner here mmm he tasted so good I couldn’t get enough♥♥♥♥♥
chipper14222: My wife used to shop for shoes like this. teasing the shoe salesman
ekhokumori: strongholdleather: Econoclaws! They’re just as cool as our normal clawpaws but less expensive! Get more cool for your buck! I’m a bad salesman Just go buy them! These are so badass. I want them so bad!Donate to the “Give Ekho Claws”
you have to fight
jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever
thejerkcircle: The art of seduction. I’ve done this before with a door-to-door magazine salesman and he was sucking my dick in no time! After all, you have nothing to lose. You can do what you want in your own home. When I was a cable guy, this Brazilian
hopeful-melancholy:Egypt, Cairo, 2000 - A limonade salesman in the souk.
seinfeld: “And you wanna be my latex salesman…”Oh George! “The Highlights of 100” episode is on Crackle:http://bit.ly/_Seinfeld
paulispencer: Inktober! 14.10.2014 Happy Mask Salesman from Majora’s Mask in the style of Junji Ito.
grundoonmgnx: Arthur Herschel Lidov (American, 1917-990), The Insurance Salesman Oil on Board 15 x 15 in
cameoamalthea: jcatgrl: jcatgrl: when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles
thisblogisfortherats: flanneldragon: whitedogblog: Neon salesman’s sample case, circa 1935 Imagine walkin around in a suit with this like a big ol business man and someone fucking mugs you and takes it and they open it up when theyre at the safehouse
margot-of-night-vale: OOC: Instead of sleeping last night I drew the Happy Mask Salesman from Majoras Mask :U oops
dechunk:canthaveshitingotham:imagine being the guy who discovered microorganisms trying to explain to people that you promise there are millions of little secret guys on everythingImagine: you’re a Dutch cloth salesman named Antonie van Leeuwenhoek,
slimetony: slimetony:car salesman: *slaps the roof of my balls* ouch its called empathy
foreskin-salesman: electric-flux: logic-for-all: vm5: logic-for-all: vm5: catsteaks: vm5: me: hi anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot grasping for straws i see
They made me stand there like I was the vacuum salesman.
shoppingbabes5: The tribulations of a shoe store salesman …
objectifier: The door-to-door bible salesman turns out to be useful after all.
cheatingandbreakupsluts: My girlfriend said a salesman in the ghetto convinced her to try his facial moisturizer.
drackies-are-awesome: travelling-dildo-salesman:kwantsu:gentlemanbones:professional-shitposting:BLOWN THE FUCK OUT FUCKING OBLITERATED HOLY FUCK LMAO DECIMATED
shoppingbabes2: Another day in the life of a shoe salesman … upskirts all day
leveractionlady: executive-privilege: foreskin-salesman: babyanimalgifs: more baby animals here I’m proud of him I am here for doggy steampunk aesthetic This the content I am here for
thingssthatmakemewet:Maaaan, when I tell y'all that @mossyoakmaster getting a job as a car salesman is the best thing to ever happen to me… 😍🥵(He dresses SO nice for work every day and I actually have to refrain from drooling because hot
iko526: grizzly1012: chipper14222: My wife used to shop for shoes like this. teasing the shoe salesman Clip from my favorite movie! Mmmmmmm…breakfast!😋😍
kuklapootblr: Oh fuck yes I want to be under the table blowing that man forever! chibud60605: somemenarejustbetter: Smoking a cigar while you’re getting your pole smoked can be a nice way to relax. I’m a sucker for a traveling salesman.
fall-and-shadows: pronounrespecter: swearwolvez: youre-a-fucking-human-being: ua86: hardboiledoldman: travelling-cat-salesman: pon-raul: psyducked: please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too
theroyaltenenblarghs: Naboo the pocket cup salesman
shoppingbabes2:Another day in the life of a shoe salesman … upskirts all day
feetcollection: Blonde Babe Erica Fontes Footjobs & Fucks The Shoe Salesman
goodwhitedaddy: myfreakyblkwife: Matures & MILFs Monday continues….The first thing a young white delivery boy, plumber, repairman, or door-to-door salesman learns is there are always horny black MILFs who order things they don’t need, clog
thenimbus: rainbow-ashe: sleazy car salesman bill cipher headcanons are my favoritemy favorite of those headcanons is danny devito from matilda This is literally the absolute best headcanon for a human!Bill Cipher. Period. “Listen pine tree!
rj-kirkland: The Dildo Salesman
5835km: Egypt, Cairo, 2000 - A limonade salesman in the souk