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“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
Holy shit do not ever hide the wasabi ball in the salad!! 911 in the palate; thank you to the Einstein who assembled this chirashi. I will never have a sinus infection again.
mnlerma: hidinghalfofmyself: This is the future that liberals want. Fucking? In front of my salad?
yuumeilove: Page 4 Tossed Salad is on the menu...and its not even Thanksgiving, yet!!
On the bright side, it’ll tastes kinda like chicken
by-ogdens-hammer: Commission of CUTEST SALAD BOIFS Gareth and Salthien (Commissions are open!)
Val throughout the ages! She’s come a long way, and I’m really proud of her final design.
Ke$ha, who lets her breasts choose the chord progression for her songs, not only “peed in a sink with Lily Allen”, she also drank her own pee on MTV (video) and publicly admitted to have secretly peed in a salad bowl… Although seemingly
the-virgin-slut-zeke: cruelkid: stop-hammerkind: alittlebitofshipping: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts All I could even say is
I like buying salad, placing the salad in a pipe and smoking it…..wait a minutes
evilplotting:officialtokyosan:4gifs:True story what the fuck happened I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people.
foodopia: Potato Salad: Broccoli, almonds, cheese, and mint Smoked salmon, egg, and dill Avocado, egg, and French mustard Bacon, sun dried tomatoes, cheese, and basil
evilplotting:officialtokyosan: 4gifs: True story what the fuck happened I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people.
norwayspruce: yamchabii: Were you a charlie the unicorn middle schooler, a salad fingers middle schooler, or a dont hug me im scared middle schooler? This is sbemail erasure
tronnor-phan-af: smindersonfan: joe-has-cool-hair: ackerman-relatable: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts billy i thought we all agreed
illvminatis: xlatinfirex: psychic-mikey-way: slytherin-enchantress: cruelkid: stop-hammerkind: alittlebitofshipping: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past
thisboyisaprincess: itno1: unicornporn5: asecretlittlesdiary: daddys-qtpieprincess: xoxomeow13: daddysbabyxxx: thepurplepixiestuff: glitterylittlespace: WOULDNT A LITTLE SPACE RESTAURANT BE THE BEST “boring daddy salad” 👌 🎀🎀🎀
julius-caesar-official: ladragonaria: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough i feel slightly offended
just-shower-thoughts: Any salad is Caeser salad if you put 23 knives in it.
fastcompany: The tangy tale of Tessemae’s salad dressing. Made by Greg Vetter and his two brothers, it just hit Costco’s shelves. Lettuce, rejoice. GREG VETTER: My brothers and I were wild as hell, and my mom had to figure out how to get us to eat
bigtoybiguy: Scene- Devlivery Room“Doctor, she’s fully dilated. Shall I get the ‘salad spoons’?”“Salad spoons? Hell, bring me a catchers mitt and clear some room!”
This scene got me a little high… too bad nothing happened. 張永政 in 死神少女 Gloomy Salad Days Watch the part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw07JvjSm3M
not-thefunniestblog: salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad
The delicious dinner our dysfunctional family had tonight!! 😍😋 #sauce #gravy #meatballs #sausage #pasta #stuffedshells #linguine #salad #dinnerrolls
fuckyeahlaughters: dawnleave: mommalikey: darnni: THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL Oh man I love salad! but the salad…where’s the salad?! X
The Salad Bar Mishap
67-cassbutts: dadclaus: dadclaus: why did the cucumber blush because he saw the salad dressing I spent a solid five minutes trying to understand this joke because I thought it said Cumberbatch and I didnt understand what he had to do with salads.
evilplotting:officialtokyosan:4gifs: True story what the fuck happened I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people.
how-to-make-a-salad: Are you ready to toss in the salad? SasuSaku Smut Month is underway! Here are this year’s list of prompts in the picture above.***Day 10 is very special to us because it’s the 1 year anniversary since our beloved series ended
itseasytoremember: evilplotting: officialtokyosan: 4gifs: True story what the fuck happened I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people. Where did the tables
Headcanon:Sasuke goes back to konoha in naruto the last movie, and Sakura is in a mission....once they see each other what an emotional would it be...I can imagine Sakura glomping Sasuke into a hug, but instead of just smiling at her he would kiss her
suckmyicelandick: constellation-salad: dazzling-phan: aufandomlover: capri-sunqueen: just-a-slytherin-with-salt: tree-of-blue-squirrel: snovolovac: rattling-the-stars-in-a-tardis: madamelibrarian: soubidou: multifandom-hoes: iamatrashfan:
the-movemnt: Meet Nikki V., the “Right in Front of My Salad?” meme’s breakout starIf someone told you that the breakout meme star of the summer of 2017 was going to be a woman in a man-on-man gay porn, you definitely would not believe them. And
the-salad-bar replied to your post “I am on the-” whoops
the-salad-bar replied to your post: “rhitahtyn replied to your post:Sly’s getting a movie Lucario is going…”: Seeing you get worked up, is really cute
the-salad-bar replied to your post: “laviarray replied to your post: “laviarray replied to your post:…”: HE’S NOT GONNA BE THE GAME saids you! A guy can dream! *runs and gross sobbing*
guardians-of-the-food: Grilled Chicken and Grape Spring Salad with Goat Cheese and Honey Balsamic Dressing
itseasytoremember:evilplotting:officialtokyosan: 4gifs: True story what the fuck happened I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people. Where did the tables go?
Dinner at @thesausagefactorysf #thecastro #sf #pride #gaypride #venice #beer #pasta #salad #appetizers (at The Sausage Factory) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQvB6qwrmRH/?utm_medium=tumblr
thegypsybeaner: bowleggedhunters: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts now billy’s being an idiot billy doesn’t like the salad; it
skeletonsdance: forestgraves: my-ear-trumpet: amralise: moonqueen: Ziegfeld Follies, Midnight Frolics 1919 - Follies - The Salad number. the fact that they had a salad number is reason enough to wish the follies still existed
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arrtrave-deactivated20170323: “I was laying in my bed on my stomach—this is so sick— but I was eating a salad, and I got a phone call: Can you be at this restaurant in 30 minutes? So-and-so big record executive wants to meet you. And the salad was
toritheestallion: me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the
lemonadeleathers: sadkoneko: nymphetbrat:nymphetfashion: Cheerleading Outfits get me the salad outfit i really need one tho salad always needs more cheer leaders
the-salad-of-mona-lisa:
shittysimpsons:I don’t entertain much. Usually, it’s just salad for one, soup for one, wine for three
a-large-salad replied to your post: i kinda want to do the nuzlocke challe… if youre gonna play a nuzlock be prepared to cry. it gets really sad oooooh yeah, i’m totally anticipating thati figure that maybe i could do little doodles of
the-salad-of-mona-lisa:In 2026 A Break Through In Biology Is Made Where Specialize Pills Are Made To Change Your Fiscal Appearance To Whatever You Can Think Of At His Stag Party He Became A Woman While Is Guys Became Traps Ready To Abuse His Holes 🌹
itseasytoremember: evilplotting: officialtokyosan: 4gifs: True story what the fuck happened I’m not sure if my favorite part is all the animation errors or the fact the t-rex opts to eat the salad instead of the people. Where did the tables go?
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