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literallytrash: itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into
nowandforeverunstoppable: kapow95: strangelybeautifulworld: thereal-khaldrago: snark0lepsy: The Whitest Kids U’ Know x Fuck Not even an exaggeration and then by the time you get to high school no one recites it anymore (unless they’re THAT
holdyourownhand: breelandwalker: invaderslug: breelandwalker: thevictrola: simplyperception: Reblog if you were the kid in class who didn’t stand for The Pledge of Allegiance. I stood but didn’t put my hand on my heart or recite it. I tried,
boobs-butts-and-beyond: Recite the strongest poem you know. a spellagainst the lonely that gets youin crowds and on three hour’s sleep.
beardedsaint: I just took a look at the other photos from the Young Artists in Recital. Love them all :-)
muscletits: Forced flexing is an excellent humiliation tactic, especially when incorporated with forced recitation. “I lift weights so I can have big muscles and show them off to all the men in the backroom!” for instance.
libertinelover: Alla Come Viene, Viene Rochester and Juliette. Good luck with interviewing for a new maid for your gorgeous apartment. It will be hard to find someone suitable for your needs but the temporary one you had at the piano recital was very
humanity-shines: duckodeathreturns:Malcolm, off the top of your head, can you recite anything you have written in needlework form in your house that can explain every single thing that has happened in UK politics since the EU referendum? I thought this
borrelia:all advertising needs to be destroyed im sick of ads on the free apps that *came with the computer i bought*.. on MY computer! im sick of 15 seconds of advertising before i watch a video made by a zillenial then paid to recite how much they love
jidbits: So these were supposed to be worn under my costume for my Spanish dance in the winter recital. However, I totally forgot about them and was the only one onstage without them.
fabienpochez: Black umbrella lady at the Père Lachaise - Paris, June 2012 Those ladies were walking around the Père Lachaise cemetery, reciting poetry (a bit dirty) to people who walked under their umbrella..
averypottermormon: the-impossiblegirl-clara: cumbermums: A handy reference guide! And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names I will reblog it every time it comes across my dash
sansasong-deactivated20160227: “You’re like one of those birds from the Summer Isles, aren’t you? A pretty little talking bird, repeating all the pretty little words they taught you to recite.”
abbygubler: itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition
just-shower-thoughts: Sober or not, if a cop ever stops me and tells me to recite the alphabet backwards, I’m gonna put myself in the backseat of his car.
kirkejemima: Spontaneous and apparently oblivious to the effect she has on others, twenty-eight year old Jemima Kirke has been, for some time now, an actress by chance. Born in London and now living in New York, she recites the part of Jessa, a penniless
lanadelrevupthosefryers: CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE: rob a daycare center recite the first 100 digits of pi fling poo at each other play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant stare at each other for 5 days straight
metromania: a species of insanity in which the patient evinces a rage for reciting poetry. From the Greek metreon, metre, and mainomai, to be insane.
everyone has that one episode that they have watched so many times that they not only can recite all the words but also know and can sing along to all the background music as well as knowing when every character breaths and moves and sighs
cr-wford: abbygubler: itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting
chuckandblairlove: everyone has that one episode that they have watched so many times that they not only can recite all the words but also know and can sing along to all the background music as well as knowing when every character breaths and moves
hulu: lawyerupasshole: Kenneth Branagh reciting lines from William Shakespeare’s “The Tempest”. We like to think that this is just how Kenneth Branagh walks around London, day to day. Check out the highlights of last night’s opening ceremony
sarcastic-inner-monolouge: Anatomy off a Fall Out Boy song - whoaa ohhhhhh ohhh whoaa - metaphors - Patrick making no sense - Pete reciting poetry or something - more metaphors - the name of an American city - really nice high note - the lyric of
simplyjnguyen: kingstonhonkers: 3 minutes. You won’t regret it, I promise. The Emotive, written by Chris Wong, filmed and directed by Kevin Guiang and Diana Kim “Words are nothing in the absence of emotion. They can be read, they can be recited,
solaceon: Remember going to middle school and reciting the entirety of Charlie the Unicorn to assert your alpha status
sikai: masterwayne-at-221b: lorehhh: askjackifrost: hilariousfandomurl: aria-the-apple: Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as
harmagedon: Being gay is fun because I can fix a car and probably dangle you in a game of hockey but then bake the prettiest French macaroons and recite all the Beyoncé lyrics known to mankind and suck a mean dick it’s so wild It’s actually
humanoidhistory: “When most people think of science literacy, they think, ‘Can you recite how the internal combustion engine in the car works? Do you know how your microwave oven works?’ Knowing how things work is important, but I think that’s
intricateorganizedchaos: anorganizedprocrastination: hilariousfandomurl: aria-the-apple: Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as
welcometomyfinland: the-impossiblegirl-clara: cumbermums: A handy reference guide! And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names Kili and Ori are finnish words. “Kili” means a baby goat and “ori” a male horse, stallion..
fireyshadows: averypottermormon: the-impossiblegirl-clara: cumbermums: A handy reference guide! And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names I will reblog it every time it comes across my dash Awesome.
cockteasecollege: College ballet ensemble want to show you the new outfits they bought with your “donations” They enjoyed helping you decide how much to donate at their late night recital of Dantes Inferno and hope you’ll come to the opening night
thebibliomancer: wodneswynn: The Pledge of Allegiance was literally made up in 1890 as a marketing slogan for a campaign to sell flags We make children swear loyalty to America by reciting the nationalistic equivalent of “O-o-o, O’Reilly, O’Reilly,
feenyxblue: spiderine: Before oven thermometers existed, one way to check the temperature of your oven was to stick your hand inside and recite an Our Father. The length of time before you snatch your hand out was timed by how far you’d gotten in
vrson:gayboyfriend:homosexfag-moved-deactivated202:I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I crytranscript: I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops,
summerchat:hte-spagheti:official-lucifers-child:mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitationMy boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other
buttcheekpalmkang: On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice. Once at the altar and again in the bedroom. With my tongue. On her pussy. One letter at a time.
itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of
buttcheekpalmkang: On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice. Once at the altar and again in the bedroom. With my tongue. On her pussy. One letter at a time. danduhmanblr
shalrath: “recite the alphabet backwards” is one of the dumbest drunk-tests ive ever heard because im 100% sober right now and i couldnt do it after 3 minutes of stuttering and fucking up
