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youknowthemtits: youknowthemtits.tumblr.com Who is this woman!!? Â I wish to god those nipples are real - I don’t believe in the tooth fairy or Santa but I believe in those nipples - please be real!
“The girl next door, as real as you want.”-Model: Chase Kennedy
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geek-art: Geek-Art.net : Santa Cruz : Simpsons Skateboards Check out this awesome Simpsons skateboards collection by Santa Cruz… All of them are for real, so if you can skate and if you want to become the next Bartman, this is what you need !
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Season’s greetings and best wishes from us at Hypnosis On Display! Enjoy the GIF of Jayne hypnotized to think she’s one of Santa’s reindeer. Merry Christmas!
reajeasa: pea-green: the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their
theoriginalkanks: breathtakingleisure23: the-real-eye-to-see: Meet Larry Jefferson, a retired army veteran & the first ever black Santa at Minnesota’s famous Mall of America!!! @sunkissedbiia LOVE
matt-the-radar-techncian:positivelydetectivecomics:hilarious-nefarious:Source This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.” I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy
hunterbaraman: Maybe the real Santa can’t fill this mouth, but a mall Santa can work just as well! Happy Holidays everyone!
spookyfbi: missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT THIS HAS BUGGED ME FOR
doidlesaurus: toxixpumpkin: So everyone seems to know about the Great-great-Grandma talking at the end of the movie but this conversation right here is the real gem of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa Mary Poppins what the hell did I just
curtishoyle: I was sitting here in the dark trying to remember when I found out Santa Clause wasn’t real. No one ever told me straight out. It didn’t come like a bullet, it came like poison. Y’know, the kind that act real slow? So, you don’t even
bandoge: apricunt: bandoge: why does santa get more things for rich kids because santa isn’t real and the parents of rich kids are able to buy their children more shit… ? what are you trying to tell me
merrychristmas-aoba-sann: -Image credits go to Cawca for santa Aoba and Mayonaka-hibiki for santa ren-I Had no real reason to make this but then decided onAOBA-SANN’S END OF THE YEAR FOLLOW FOR EVER!2014 got hella gay for me and a lot of you are to
succotashes: taint3edcakes: Um Chris Brown was obviously the best choice to play Michael Jackson. But remember white people tell black people they can’t play FICTIONAL characters like Spider-Man, elves… There can’t be black Santa clauses like
gingahhh:get ready for white tears “The real Santa was a white man!”
dapenguinninja: the-real-eye-to-see: #BlackSanta How do you tell your kid you aren’t seeing Santa and boycotting the mall bc you don’t like his color?
the-movemnt: Santa is real, black and lives in New Orleans. follow @the-movemnt
sistermaryfake: kenner-loop: the-movemnt: Santa is real, black and lives in New Orleans. follow @the-movemnt On gawd I gotta find my pic lmaooo after the second pic I was like no he’s actually santa 🎅🏾
toxixpumpkin: So everyone seems to know about the Great-great-Grandma talking at the end of the movie but this conversation right here is the real gem of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
toxixpumpkin:So everyone seems to know about the Great-great-Grandma talking at the end of the movie but this conversation right here is the real gem of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
merrychristmasrose: i love that like the whole fucking adult population works together just to convince kids santas real like they dress up like him and talk to kids and they make bullshit points to prove hes real and the news tracks that fucker across
northerncricket: dapenguinninja: the-real-eye-to-see: #BlackSanta How do you tell your kid you aren’t seeing Santa and boycotting the mall bc you don’t like his color? Santa looks way friendlier as a black man 🎅🏿
Yearly shout out to the REAL Santas out here battling the weather and roads to bring vidya games n shit
demon-of-the-fall: funny-pictures-uk: Real Santa or else!! before i go lol
missingvagina: i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
8bitmickey: THE SANTA CLAUSE: In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all right to any previous identity, real or implied, an fully accepts the duties and responsiblities of Santa Claus, in perpetuity to which
**Also, thank you to all the Jewish kids who didn’t ruin Santa for us! You’re all the real MVPs. 🎄🎅🏾
an-adolescent-dreamer: the-movemnt: Santa is real, black and lives in New Orleans. follow @the-movemnt I HAVE A PICTURE WITH HIM . I was mad little
keviinmeow: This is real and they have 4 locations in cali
talkshitnojutsu: lovelylilkitten: lovelylilkitten: So apparently there’s a member of the Yamanaka clan in Naruto named Santa if anyone was curious Merry Christmas santa is real and he is a ninja and i believe again
julykings:I love Michael Buble’s Christmas album as much as the next guy but I will never forgive him for changing “Santa Baby” to “Santa Buddy.” Just say you have a sugar daddy and get on with those sultry tunes my guy.
candyisland1: The real Santa 👑📿
heart: i don’t give a fuck what you say santa is real elves are real and you’re all going to feel real fucking stupid when his sleigh accidentally breaks down and the news reports it on live television one day
best-shower-thoughts: Star-Lord from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies probably still thinks Santa is real. He was taken from Earth as a kid and then raised in space around aliens and crazy creatures the rest of his life. He probably assumes Santa is
asecretrage: Countdown to Christmas | The Santa Clause (1994) ↳ Bernard: The Santa Clause: In putting on this suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties
laddermatch: femminiello: thingstolovefor: “Race is real, Race matters. Race is the foundation of identity.” An Alt-Right Makeover Shrouds the Swastikas You need all this to know! Nazis are real & not the tooth fairy or Santa Claus.
I wish guys had tits when I was in highschoolthen real women would have to try that much harder to get a real man, women are going to have to be the “man” soon, taking dudes out and paying for everything. I guess that is in a generation or two?
ok so I was in Santa Ana today for a softball tournament, and when I got me I’m all like ‘Hey! I wanna see what I missed on tumblr!’ Jesus Christ the people I follow post a lot
pinkpixystikx is the first to rock a santa hat this year in our contest
AmericanCutie is feelin the christmas vibe
Tahara is googling the address to the north pole. She has a card to send out
FelicityXxo is trying for Santa’s naughty list
