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teevolt: “Moriartee” by Tillieke is Now on Sale for 5 Days At the AMAZING price of ผ/€9/£7.5 @ http://teevolt.com
@0331Kouhei (Tanaka)Just a moment ago, the picture that was taken was a No Good type! hahahaKazuma’s left hand was shaking too much hahahahahahahaha@kazuma093 (Ennoshita) I was holding back a sneeze.@0331Kouhei (Tanaka) I thought your body was
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
callmepo: Cow-Chel. (Ok, I had to make the pun. So sue me.) [Visit my Ko-fi and buy me a coffee some markers if you like my tiny doodles and want to see more!]
Chel (Road to El Dorado) - Golden Shower - Cartoon PinUp CommissionI thought I should post this punless pinup as well, so you can enjoy her curves. It’s a commission for @ck-blogs-stuff .You can see the pun version here, if you missed that dirty,
omgawildcalebappears: The Jaeger naming program definitely went downhill after Diarreah Touchdown ….My favorite ones are the last two…. I seriously sat there laughing for like 20 minutes…
Courtney Marshall - marker sketch. I thought of this court-martial pun while laying in bed the other night. It’s like a drag name of a derby name, but i don’t do either… potentially a bad ass trans/lesbian soldier gone awol and fubar,
sourcedumal: rurone: vain-flower: im-your-turbo-lover: He told me to fetch him a sandwich, so I made him a Sub. ba-dum-TSH oh my fucking shit The pun caption is what pushed my decision to reblog. Muahahahahaha
redunderwear: bear witness to the greatest force ever assembled in history Reblogged because puns. On a side note, this is my first post on the tablet I got for Christmas. It even came with a physical keyboard inside of a case with a prop-up thingy
pokepornhub9124: @swiftstar194 is feeding my addicktion lol its all his fault for me posting this and the pun as well
As long as there are things living in or near them, water will always be full of da filth. “Ah, water. Never touch the stuff. Fish f**k in it.” - Reggie Thistleton From /co/.
Lapis is the blue text, peridot is the grey text. Hope you like it! (=^•3•^=)(Submitted by holycowimgarbage)
Lapis is the best at jokes(Submitted by imnotyourprisoner)
That pun was so bad that Jasper won’t be able to sleep.(Submitted by dan-electric-boogaloo)
May the fourth be with you, that’s how the pun goes right?I dunno, I’ve never seen Star Wars, though I do love the idea of the Lightsaber
Forgetting the story to fallout 4 isn’t the end of the worl-oh wait it is
twofoxes: PUN PUN 4 LIFE @realestmatt
artofnighthead: @realestmatt Wanted to join the Puni-Puni Killer Chan fun! Support me on Patreon!
dreadlock-detective: Another commission from @diggerdagger - Riju x Link shippers rejoice! About time I worked a pun into these~ Too many drawings with Link and Riju without either of them saying anything incredibly stupid~ Sorry for the general lack
tylersegguin:adamjk:comic sandsThis post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.
markdoesstuff: This is simply the greatest pun I’ve ever seen. (at donut savant)
jb12000:Happy Halloween! Here’s Apollo dressed up as a ghost, or should I say, the Spirit of Justice.
wannaliveattheholidayinn:lazy-cat-corner: graycoin:nattousan:memewhore:THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU??? Somebody with a fair amount of money, time, expertise, and possibly pissed-off neighbors. I lost it when the airplane landing lights
waltdreamworks: vikingsweaters: is this some kind of pun? GODAMMIT
The feeling when Sho’s Title have pun in it… can you imagine the terribad puns P4U2 in 28 days. @diontaestumblerofidontknow
The burgers are coming
whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid: Tenth Doctor + puns for fiftysevenacademics
itsstuckyinmyhead: Tumblr and Puns
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
fuckyeahorchestra:The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided
kuno-chan: naomimightbeasian: tag yourself I’m italeave I swear to god this is like the most serious usage of puns in human history
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
the-adequate-gatsby: no homo whole homo 2% homo skim homo soy homo almond homo coconut homo rice homo butter homo #I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
battlereadyprince: monk-of-space: a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
i imagine that when noiz is bored, he likes to send koujaku cheesy pick-up lines/puns. especially when koujaku’s working. he’s just casually cutting hair and suddenly his coil rings and when he checks it “bby whenever i’m around
jongtaetho: sassy-spoon: prostituteryan: radryro: prostituteryan I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS THIS IS INCREDIBLE. BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING
the signs from most to least funny
The three german articles
loveabnormal: megbiediger: A deep-sea pun🐬 I’m the screaming at the end
johnlockshipsdestiel: officialprincewilliam: officialprincewilliam: can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad? you bet jurassican i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
No matter which path you chews, make sure you have fun doing it and never let anyone burst your bubble. You’re gum in million. 😝 #puns #inspirationalquotes (at The Gum Wall)
thelegendofvriska: abasnail: that’s what I call a traffic jam I DON”T KNOW IF THE POST OR THE PUN IS KILLING ME THIS TIME
squiggl3:Preparing to beat the Radiance to a pulp
theslowesthnery: i love how the character the undertale fandom seems to be the most thirsty for is a short, stocky, comically lazy skeleton who wears slippers and makes bad puns and does silly pranks and drinks ketchup it’s great
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: ironychan: trueffelkeks: Minute physics: There is no pink Nope, none. Pink does not actually exist. I’m a fan of pink, as you may have noticed from the design of this website, but it doesn’t
affectionateghostie:maddoraptor: edwrad: are tectonic plates dishwasher safe? idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast #thats some faulty humor
foreignhour: The irony and the puns…they feel like a slap to the face
The fact that pornsites don’t have a .cum url is severely dissapointing.
abchannahxyz: tastefullyoffensive: After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine] This is single handedly the best fucking pun
teenlord:this is the best pun i have ever made
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I was surprised noeone else had uploaded this alredy,but here´s Dr Screwball Jones song “Make the pun fit the crime” from “The Boy Wander”.Easily one of the best WOY songs ever.
hanasaku-shijin: JEN I CANT FUCKING TELL IF YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE PUNS IN THIS RP OR IF YOU’RE REALLY TRYING TO MAKE IT SWEET AND INTIMATE I CANT’ FUCKING TELL I lost the ability to reconize Yang has become me I have become Yang we are one
#Very cool #Great art #Sorry for ruining it with puns Jenny but I love the puns
Pink Magnolias Are The Best Flower
People realizing the puns I make fuels my soul
teravoltron: That is not where the punning ended and y’all heckin’ know itMatt: Hey, that’s pretty goo…d.Pidge: Right? And we eat it every day. Are you… jelly?Matt: Aw, gel no!Pidge: -laughiing- That one got a jiggle out of me.Matt: I think
I’ll be honest the only thing I hate in the ATLA/TLOK fandom are the puns. Like, seriously they are the worst possible
![callmepo: Cow-Chel. (Ok, I had to make the pun. So sue me.) [Visit my Ko-fi and buy me a coffee some markers if you like my tiny doodles and want to see more!]](http://64.media.tumblr.com/39d4ed1e28b303a88197a529057ee223/tumblr_owmvqmiBjS1rc7r0io1_250.jpg)
![abchannahxyz: tastefullyoffensive: After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine] This is single handedly the best fucking pun](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ff19e9540ceb00d3e3a95dee91c12c53/tumblr_nce0ujUdpA1qewacoo1_r1_250.png)
