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writing-prompt-s: Upon finding a genie you decide to save your last wish for emergencies. However, after a slip of the tongue you find out you may be responsible for the death of the president.
maliwanhellfires: linguisticparadox: vaspider: gaywrites: The president of the anti-LGBT group Liberty Counsel says she’s going to bring a gun into the restroom to protect herself from transgender people. Make no mistake: trans people are not
lydiagalaxy: gehayi: bri-ecrit: rbnhood: colethewolf: clairenovac: undercoverangryangel: brainstatic: Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump
razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO
josheeta: hate-the-endings: josheeta: CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK IM SO EXCITED GALE GETTING PREGNANT KATNISS DYING PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT SNOW GIVING BIRTH PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME RUE IS A ZOMBIE CINNA GOES TO FASHION
unexplained-events: The President The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently. This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk alone measures 27 feet
magicalspacetaxi: unexplained-events: The President The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently. This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk alone
ninjadrive: daiquest: Brazil, June 26th 2015 - Public debate between one of the country’s most homophobic pastors / ministers (left) and the president of the LGBT Brazilian Association (right). This picture says a lot.
madeof-starlight: WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.
youcantcancelquidditch: apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
minestuck: do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”
brainstatic: A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency.
nicocw: Finally, the President explains the purpose for the shutdown.
wearethemakersofmanners:sixpenceee:Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds
protectrons: spookyjesy: minestuck: do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president” my uncle went
morsmordre-x: #cause you’re harry potter that’s all the fuck you do #book one: you thought snape wanted to kill you and you went looking for him #book two: you went into the chamber of secrets to find tom riddle aka lord voldemort—the president
doodoomamma: Three things: 1. Why do Chris Kirkpatrick and I have the same haircut/style? 2. Imagine being the president of his fan club. 3. Your Team See, Torri. The tips are in fact burned.
mxcleod: the new official twitter account of the president has apparently blocked the meninist account all ready
ultrafacts: The president gave special notice to a group of 6-year-old Girl Scouts from Tulsa, Oklahoma, the youngest scientists of the day, who built a page-turning device out of Legos to help individuals who are paralyzed or have arthritis. He said
arieldean: ‘On behalf of the President of the United States, the United States Marine Corps, and a grateful Nation, please accept this flag as a symbol of our appreciation for your loved one’s honorable and faithful service.’
skizzimi: razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED
ourtimeorg: The President and Michelle Obama are not attending the Russian Olympics after a recent wave of anti-gay laws. How about instead of not attending you go and support all the AMERICAN athletes that worked so hard to get there. And show Putin
cerayanay: skizzimi: razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT
itswalky: mxcleod: the new official twitter account of the president has apparently blocked the meninist account all ready haw haw
msribs: otherbully1: Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th. As a Brit, EXACTLY THIS. People
spikewriter: otherbully1: Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th. Register. Verify. Get your
best-of-funny: razzledazzy: MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND
refinery29: Donald Trump, a man who has never been elected to any public office, just tried to describe the Presidency to Hillary Clinton, the most over qualified candidate in the history of our country. Gifs: NBC News
eat-your-hat: The people who use the word regularly to describe the president are now up in arms that he himself uttered it once on a podcast they will never listen to.
meladoodle: the girl who got her clit bit off is followed by the president of the united states LA RUE, OMG SIS OF LAURA LOL
alesslethaldress:kawaiideku:gymleadereli:this is a message from the president of my university to the kids caught chanting racist ass hate speech saying that no black people shall ever be in their frat. +10 points to the University of Oklahoma (we’re
When a muslim man runs a truck into a crowd in London, the "president" is so quick to call it radical islamic terrorism, but the second a nazi does the same thing, silence.
unexplained-events: The President The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently. This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk alone measures 27 feet and
sekretselektah: audidas: manifold-superstorm: 64shaliek: holy shit Hold it! Waka Flocka is NOT allowed by the US Constitution to run for the presidency. He is going to be 29 this year and 30 in the next year, which AUTOMATICALLY disqualifies him;
“According to a recently declassified report from the Warren Commission, Lehnsherr altered the trajectory of Oswald’s second bullet, effectively murdering the president.” [x] [x]
burningflamesparadise: WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.
mediamattersforamerica: MSNBC’s Katy Tur detailed the violent death threats reporters are receiving because of Donald Trump’s rhetoric: “And in case you want to argue this has nothing to do with the president, the most recent note I got ended with
amyadams-archive: Diane Guerrero from the drama series “Orange is the New Black” reacts as U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about immigration reform during a visit to Del Sol High School in Las Vegas, Nevada November 21, 2014
que-cooltura: me getting the f out of the U.S. if Donald Trump becomes president:
pizzaneverletsyoudown: unexplained-events: The President The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently. This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk