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jayp1952: Shot in the kitchen. Wearing just the one ring.
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
bbcsherlockpickuplines: “I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.â€
Ring Girls 2 (vote!) I really liked how the first Ring Girls clip turned out (aside from the static health bars…) So I wanted to make another one. This time I’ll leave the combatants up to you. Vote on which girl you want to see in the clip
bbcsherlockpickuplines:“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
Size does not indicate significance
james-nat: The Council of Elrond. It’s from Lord of the Rings. It’s the meeting where they decide to destroy the One Ring.
gutlover: Wish I was the one that put the ring on her finger.
lithefider: #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically
samwiseg: My Favorite Movies (in no particular order) - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring “One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them.”
newspapersocks: After the destruction of the One Ring and of Sauron, Legolas and Gimli went travelling together to Helm’s Deep, visiting the Glittering Caves, and then later travelled through Fangorn Forest, as Legolas and Gimli had agreed. After the
embracingillusions: pickle-stone: I am: Peter Pevensie I am in: Hogwarts Guided By: Gandalf I defeated: Sauron With: The One Ring And the help of: Samwise Gamgee I am: Katniss Everdeen I am in: Narnia Guided by: Albus Dumbledore I defeated: The
SET OF THE DAY: Countessa in One Ring
unclefather: ketchupcapacity: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: hooligan-nova: nflstreet: Shakira Law Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3. The implication that children
ketchupcapacity: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: hooligan-nova: nflstreet: Shakira Law Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3. The implication that children either know
antivana-archive-deactivated201: ↛ The one who will lead Mordor’s armies in war, the one they say no living man can kill. THE WITCH KING OF ANGMAR. You’ve met him before, he stabbed Frodo at Weathertop. He is the Lord of the Názgul, THE GREATEST
glorfyndel: “It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end… because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the
nerdisma-deactivated20171202: In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
the-vegan-hobbit: “The markings upon the band begin to fade. The writing which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared, a secret now that only fire can tell.”
agingb0nes: Look at my new necklaces how amazing are they Oh cool great lotr necklaces :) The world should tremble in fear now that you have got the one ring ;)
legholas: tolkien+simple: east gate of moria//one ring inscription//smaug//white tree of gondor
mishacolins: O N E ring to R U L E them all
PEACH MILK
seerspirit-blog: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
animetitle: Tom Bombadil is the best/most amusing character in anything I’ve ever read because here you have this dude who skips around the forest all day and sings nonsense songs about himself, and the One Ring, the single most powerful object in
aegonthewhitewolf: fangirl-overload13: ketchupcapacity: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: hooligan-nova: nflstreet: Shakira Law Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3.
dbvictoria: The best of the internet’s response to the 5th Olympic ring not opening During the opening ceremony for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, mechanical snowflakes rose towards the sky and bloomed to create the Olympic rings, except for one
jaspreetequalslove: antisocialblogger: The best engagement rings are the ones that hold significance. Japan-based Torafu Architects coated a ring in a thin layer of silver that rubs off over time to reveal an 18-karat, gold wedding band beneath. By
ofelrond: ofelrond: ofelrond: ofelrond: ofelrond: i was on ebay looking for pendants of the one ring for a friend’s birthday and this was the picture on one of the first search results we’re onto you obama we’re onto you obama wanna know
madcat-world: One Ring to Rule Them All - Aleksandra Skiba
prokopetz: Between the Arkenstone, the One Ring, and that cache of magic swords Bilbo uncovered during Thorin and company’s confrontation with the trolls that just happened to be the former property of the High King of the Noldor, Bilbo and Gandalf’s
whodrinksdecafanyway: It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know
cross-mountain: Frodo and Sam, watercolors from a few weeks ago. I’m thinking this is rather early in the Quest because Frodo looks happy? Painting these little doodles is the most fun for me but sadly they’re also the ones I start disliking much
The best part about a polyamorous D/s marriage is that you have a legitimate reason for your wedding band to be modeled after The One Ring.
feathersmoons: goshawke: lemonsharks: melancholic-wings: kramergate: curtis-ballard: kramergate: Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you I’m
just-shower-thoughts: Ironically, The One Ring from Lord of The Rings is probably the most replicated ring ever.
ianbrooks: The Firehole Located in Pfeiffer Beach, Big Sur, CA, in a secluded beach just off the Number 1, lies an opening in the rock that lights up like fireworks come sundown. Extra hidden fact: tossing the One Ring into the Firehole is the only way
mariasgf: In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.
thebest-memes: “When I was 13 I got the One Ring stuck on my finger and had to visit the ER on a school night. The doc called out "See ya later Mr. Frodo” as I was leaving “
averypottermormon: allthefandomfeelings: ssv-normandy: basically what happened to smeagol when he found the one ring is what happened to me when i discovered the internet and we forgot the sound of trees the softness of the wind we even forgot our
the-ice-castle: thestuffedalligator: the-ice-castle: to this day, the scariest part out of any of the lord of the rings movie still is that fucking nightmarish face that bilbo made when he tried to take the one ring back from frodo Oh my gosh, the day
zydrate-witch:So i finally got my back piece. Scripture from the one ring as well as the tree of Gondor a The Tolkien symbol/fandom symbol.
fierce-katzchen: unclefather: ketchupcapacity: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: hooligan-nova: nflstreet: Shakira Law Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3. The implication
fangirl-overload13: ketchupcapacity: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: hooligan-nova: nflstreet: Shakira Law Do we start with: 1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings 2. “Shakira Law” 3. The implication that
ttrtru: earendil-was-a-mariner: While talking with the Hobbits, Tom Bombadil puts on the One Ring. For a moment, all of the Nazgul burst into merry song. It is never discussed among them again. I really couldn’t stop my self drawing this lol
vanillasyndrome: totally love my new ripped sweater! Also the gold ring and the tiny black ring are new 8D I don’t remember where I got the wig but I’m sure you can find a similar one on Ebay!
The peacock ring! Second time buying it. First one broke while a drunk night.
vulgarweed: aprincesspill: onvavoiir: Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron. don’t date sauron. If he likes it, he’ll put a ring on
I wonder how much faster the ring would have been destroyed if Sam carried it rather than Frodo
( GIFT ) — Hark! The herald angels sing!—oh no, that’s just the doorbell ringing because you’ve got a little Christmas delivery (Santa couldn’t get it in the chimney for one reason or another). Although today is a special day designated
earendil-was-a-mariner: Sauron: *forging the One Ring* You know what would make this ring even more powerful? Some of my poetry.
boomboombooom: “New year, and I’ve finally found myself. Not sure what the tipping point was: dyeing my hair, the nose ring, my ironic tattoo of Rachel Berry. But one thing I know: I’m never going back.” trololo I had to :D Just