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micdotcom: Watch: Samantha Bee takes on untested rape kits and the cops and politicians who want to destroy them.
So. As most of you know, my mom’s in hospital still. The doctor probably has taken a look at her case by now, so today we should get to know with full certainty what was the issue - the nurses were already making pretty solid statements about it being
*sigh* So basically I’ve gotten through the diagnosis phase for my mental health. So far:- panic disorder- generalized anxiety disorder- depression- BPD (<– I wasn’t told this straight, but reading between the lines I know the nurse was trying
dilemmemily: one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
roryink: nerdiegirlie: when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face she said “here’s your party hat” and i was already trippin balls so I said “yaAAY paaaarty”
one-handsome-devil: So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.
methblue: jethrocane: a pregnant woman goes into a coma months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant “you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them” “what did he name the girl?” the woman asks “denise” “that’s alright,
jethrocane: a pregnant woman goes into a coma months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant “you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them” “what did he name the girl?” the woman asks “denise” “that’s alright, I like
theamazingcat: moffatcriticism: Why could a female Master not be called ‘The Master’? What’s Moffat intending on calling the Doctor if he ever regenerated into a woman? The Nurse? probably
gogomrbrown: Judge dismisses case of Cop molesting 3 year old child This man (Judge Matthew Sheets). Dismissed a case where a formed police official raped a 3 year old girl. When the girl was taken to the hospital the nurse said she was clearly
hentai-dreams-goddess: “The hentai never dies!” Your Goddess is back with the Overwatch hentai sets <3 Overwatch hentai collection part 12! Feat my main girl Mercy! The Nurse is back to heal all of you <3 She will heal all of your dicks with
anon0w0stories: *You’re awaken by the sound of footsteps entering your room, the nurse opens the curtain and steps inside closing it behind her.* “You poor dear, you’ve been in here for at least 2 weeks, lets see if you’re finally feeling better.”
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I’m stillbdelirous So the percocet is making me delirious apparently. I woke up sobbing uncontrollably again because I dreamt my sisters fucking died. My husband called the nurse at the hosptal and this is normal. I have to
I ended up in the er last night for dehydration but thankfully that was it. Everything else is good. The nurse literally yanked out the IV though🤕
bitterseafigtree: Just a side note: literally everyone at the dentist today thought I was a child. They kept looking at my birthday and being surprised. The nurse thought I was actually 13. Also, the “how do you get into clubs?” joke is getting hella
clarabowarchive: To celebrate the release of Wings on January 24th, the Clara Bow Archive presents: A Week of “Wings” Day One: Original 1927 Paramount publicity still of Clara Bow wearing military nursing uniform with black leather gloves. Costume
femsubdenial: Intensity and duration is left at the nurse’s discretion. The “sexual response and stress test” procedure is very loosely defined for a good reason: It’s quackery. The whole staff knows it. Rather than help cure masturbation
signedfury: dillywillyz: vesley: nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever. this fucking baby is more skilled than I am She even plugged the nose *****flawless
chrystalwynd: I blinked, slowly waking up. The nurse looked at me.“Don’t try to talk,” she said.”You can’t anyway. The sedative is still in your system. Anyway, the surgery was successful.”I was glad to hear that, but not surprised. How badly
deanwinchesterismyhomeboy: “Alright.” The nurse said as she threw the paper thermometer in the trash. “Everything looks good so far. Did they inform you that Dr. Peterson had to take a leave of absence?”“No, they didn’t tell me that.”
greelin:greelin:the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal
jesussbabymomma: my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not
darrynek: a rapper walks into a hospital emergency room. “i’m the illest”, says the rapper. the nursing staff ask him to freestyle. he drops dead
twofingerswhiskey: twofingerswhiskey: twofingerswhiskey: twofingerswhiskey: my brother’s toenail fell off and he just looked at me and went “it’s the toe-zen one” he’s getting it removed and he told the nurse “neither can live while the
hentai-ass: The delicious girls of High School of the Dead, I’d personally take Saeko and the Nurse who’s name escapes me but still, this picture is perfect.
connected-to-harley: Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like i don’t like to be handed things
we-willbe-counting-stars: nightnursenotes: icuisafourletterword: How to fix the nursing shortage. This is the cutest CPR ever. Oh my gosh, that is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time. <3
