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Patra Von Tease Fucks with Christian XXX Patra is a native New Yorker that I met when she was visiting LA. She was shy during the first set, and quickly warmed up in the second set. She is a tall, thick girl that looks like she can long stroke that big
cinoh: Thoreau’s own hand-drawn map of Cape Cod – the best thing since Kerouac’s hand-drawn cross-country trip map. Pair with New Yorkers’ cartographic love letters to the city, including hand-drawn maps by Neil deGrasse Tyson, Yoko Ono, and
victongai: Wadjda VIcto Ngai This piece runs in the current New Yorker magazine. It is for the movie review of “Wadjda”, the first feature film ever made by a female Saudi director Haifaa al-Mansour, entirely shot in Saudi Arabia. Wadjda, a 11
coolfriendlyguy: actuary-tattoo: deathandmysticism: Plague, Dance of the Rats, 17th century Me n the girls new yorkers having fun
ahumbleprofessor: My favorite active New Yorker cartoonist Ed Steed designed these hilarious posters for the 2016 USA presidential candidates. I love how accurately they catch the tone of each candidate’s personality and policies, from Ted Cruz’s
coolhandofagirl: slow-riot: Jim Henson was the absolute LAST person that deserved to get dragged into the awful mess of 2016 but here we are this is the funniest new yorker cartoon i’ve ever seen
drinking-tea-at-midnight: thebestpartofwakingup: shittynewyorkercartooncaptions: The Cream of the Crap, 2017 [Follow us on Instagram] Change your fucking url OP new yorker rejects are funnier than the accepted ones, without fail.
pregnantseinfeld:hater-of-terfs:ratfuck:A million angry, unemployed, fucking restless new yorkers vs 36,000 worn out demoralized copsKeep the protests up until all the cops quit after one too many 84-hour work weeksIt’s only a trickle but it is starting
oupacademic: As any New Yorker knows, finding affordable housing can be a nightmare. Though the rent stabilization program and current zoning laws are good in theory, they also contribute to a shortage of affordable housing for the middle class. Rather
dietcrackcocaine: me: where’s the toilet? New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s
imageoscillite: Broadway by Light (1959), by famed photographer and artist William Klein Honored at Photokina 1963 as one of the 30 Most Important Photographers in History, Klein, a native New Yorker, moved to Paris to attend the Sorbonne after working
trapcard: New Yorkers really be like “you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the man hole, speak to Master Splinter and defeat all
positivestreet: maradyeries: The largest Muslim Ban protest is at JFK made up of New Yorkers, the ones most devastated by 9/11. They are not fooled & you shouldn’t be either. ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
boggoth: pleuras: Subvisual Subway - Bacteria of the New York City subway- Craig Ward they’re called New Yorkers
Internets Celebrities: A Fare Slice (I.C. NYC Episode 3) “In 1980, New Yorker Eric Bram noticed that for twenty years the price of a subway token had tended to match the price of a slice of pizza. Thirty years later, his hypothesis still holds
questionall: Happening NOW: Thousands of New Yorkers are staging a sit-in in the middle of Times Square chanting, “Hands up, don’t shoot” to support the people of #Ferguson. Every 28 hours in the US, a person of color is killed by racist police
bornwithglitter: youcouldstay: eifersucht: velvetyink: mollycrabapple: My favorite advertising subversion in a long-long time thehapfem: “Remember the new ‘Abortion Changes You’ subway ads? New Yorkers are taking advantage of that nice
thedailywhat: Magazine Cover of the Day: Barry Blitt’s covers this week’s New Yorker with a bit of fun at the expense of Julie Taymor’s injury-riddled Spider-Man musical. [newyorker.]
kamaete: #did u kno that in the IM1 novelization#tony bonds with one of the humvee soldiers (jimmy)#because jimmy was wearing a mets wristwatch#and tony felt a New Yorker connection with him even though he’s personally a yankees fan#did u kno that
pissvortex:britnxyspears:pissvortex:the way this headline is written makes it sound like a grim dystopia where new yorkers are hunted for sportThis is still awful loloh yeah no this level of state crackdown is terrifying regardless of the headline
timeoutnewyork: This week, we introduce the seven most fashionable New Yorkers—including the Quann sisters! (Photograph: Raydene Salinas. Instagram: @raydenesalinas)
dlubes: trapcard: snafflebithumptywink: trapcard: New Yorkers really be like “you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the man hole,
kingofhispaniola: blackgirlorangemind: strivingking: alwaysbewoke: The best thing he’s done in a long time on/off the court. A lot of people think he’s a native New Yorker. No, he’s a Baltimore Native Exactly. He’s from Baltimore. A friend
really95: hedonologist: Going down? waverlyplacenyc: Having lived in a big city, OK OK we used to call it “The City” because New Yorkers think of their city as THE City, I’ve had the chance to frolic in a few different ways in an elevator. Mostly
dirtymilkpillows: dirtymilkpillows: dl niggas suck dick the best… (sound got fucked up, sorry) looking for New Yorkers to make new scenes with. like my friend above, you can conceal your identity. hmu if serious and over 18 years old.
royalblackpirate: questionall: Happening NOW: Thousands of New Yorkers are staging a sit-in in the middle of Times Square chanting, “Hands up, don’t shoot” to support the people of #Ferguson. Every 28 hours in the US, a person of color is killed
icphoto: “Holding Back a Herd of Horses” At 71 my mother is a survivor. She is a warrior, the hero of my life, but here in her nightgown sitting in our living room I wanted to show the Southern/New Yorker with her armor aside. I wasn’t successful
holybolognajabronies: caffe-e-amore: holybolognajabronies: kaiiwooo: arabellesicardi: trapcard: New Yorkers really be like “you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse get off at
theweekmagazine: Meet the waffle donut, aka wonut New Yorkers aren’t the only ones eating dessert hybrids. Chicago’s Waffles Cafe is selling a combination of a donut and a waffle.
Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you’ll live through the night. ~ Dorothy Parker
weirdvintage: New York City’s Mayor Jimmie Walker’s held a “We Want Beer” parade in 1932, urging Congress to repeal prohibition. Over 100,000 New Yorkers turned up in support of overturning the 18th Amendment. (via)
queeniman: questionall: Happening NOW: Thousands of New Yorkers are staging a sit-in in the middle of Times Square chanting, “Hands up, don’t shoot” to support the people of #Ferguson. Every 28 hours in the US, a person of color is killed by racist
luaren: jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday
yungfeminist: ATTN: New Yorkers Tomorrow is the one-year anniversary of Eric Garner’s murder at the hands of NYPD Officer Daniel Pantaleo. There will be a demonstration at Columbus Circle at 5:30PM sharp, hosted by Millions March NYC, Peoples Power
donpastornyc: bae–electronica: bae–electronica: teethagoddess: blvckgeezus: sergle: fearthemeat: Bro hopped out the whip 😂 ARE THEY ACTUALLY DANCING TO A REMIX OF IEVA’S POLKA?? IM SO MAD New York confuses me I love New Yorkers, man.
instagram: #BeAwesomeToSomebody: Haircuts for the Homeless with @markbustos November 13 is World Kindness Day. Explore the #WorldKindnessDay hashtag for more inspiration, and follow @markbustos on Instagram. It takes a lot to stop a New Yorker en route
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coffeeandfaith: “Candy cabbie” Mansoor Khalid gives passengers as much candy as they want. Now that’s one sweet ride. Taxi driver Mansoor Khalid is on a one-man mission to cheer up New Yorkers with a daily dose of candy. “The New York life
tomasczt: Happening NOW: Thousands of New Yorkers are staging a sit-in in the middle of Times Square chanting, “Hands up, don’t shoot” to support the people of Ferguson. Every 28 hours in the US, a person of color is killed by racist police terror.
mortisia: The Addams Family (TV series) September 18, 1964 – April 8, 1966 An American television series based on the characters in Charles Addams’ New Yorker cartoons. The 30-minute series was shot in black-and-white and aired for two seasons on
snafflebithumptywink: trapcard: New Yorkers really be like “you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the man hole, speak to Master
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