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Outfit of the day. My mom gave me this cardigan (of course she was joking) and made a deal with me that if I accepted it I would never steal clothes from her closet again!
"A film with a mom as the hero would be a joke..."
saxypone: My mom either knows too much or the joke is on her.
dorkly: If Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Were Honest All these kids say they had sex with my mom? Ha, joke’s on them: that means I’m the son of a total babe.
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snowyfeline: Cobalt’s morning routine, right after making sure her daughter gets to bed. About the shirt, Violet got it for her for Moother’s day as a joke gift… because she’s bigger than her mom.
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
ronaldkn0x: u know how everyone has a mom friend? well im the dad friend. i’ll make shitty jokes and then ill try to build a fucking deck
thighetician: kngshxt: Y’all think I be joking when I tell women to shoot these men that are predatory and violent towards them, but I’m dead ass serious. Me and my mom got our concealed carry licenses the same day and I’ve been begging my sister
ifmommyonlyknew: the-naked-beach: Submit your bewbs for our viewing pleasure! http://goood-times.tumblr.com/submit Holy shit my mom wasn’t joking when she said she was going skinny dipping
soccer-mom-marie: Will submit Braless Friday and tit pics for snuggles 😉😘❤️ ❤️❤️❤️ Haha the joke’s on you…I would’ve snuggled your tasty ass for free! Lol love ya @hotoasis
peachdango: the-yolocaust: when u mom com home and overuse hte joke and then she make hte spagheti
foodtrucker: 50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom
nestorarnel: heyimarthur: sifu-sam: fangirlingforeverz: Oh God this is my life right now. Omg accurate OMG THIS WAS THE 5 OF US!!!! NO JOKE! HAHA my mom watches Korra.
keepingloveinthefamily: I couldn’t believe the things Mom was willing to do for me. When I told her if she wanted more sex with me .. that I was her Master and she would be my sex slave .. I thought she was only joking when she said .. YES! anything
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
vodkacupcakes: MY MOM JUST SENT THIS TO ME WITH THE CAPTION WHICH ONE AND IF SHES JOKING I MIGHT CRY A LITTLE
iandmyfamily: After driving all day, Mom and I had finally reached the hotel where we’d be staying before touring a college campus tomorrow. We’d had a great trip together, laughing, joking, and talking all day. It felt more like being a trip with
nicknamenyquil: blacktionpacked: nicknamenyquil: Lmao, my cousin brought his girlfriend to a family dinner one Sunday and she said something hella reckless as a joke. And the faces in this gif properly reflects my mom and my auntie’s faces lol child
drankinwatahmelin: thestrength: kingerock288: afreakin-goddess: This is no joke tho. one time my brother snuck out, managed to get past all the obstacles that come with having an African mother, except one. MY MOM HAD A DREAM THAT MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD
dampsandwich: my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age
just-shower-thoughts:Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom.”
sagihairius: Me and my mom were waiting in this long line so we told jokes to kill time and the girl behind me went “totally stole that from tumblr. Sagihairius said that like 2 days ago.” I really hope she sees this
aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
citylightsandnightflights: hancljob: mom!! we better go to the hospital! looks like im a Homosexual! Is this a joke
malindagrace: notwithoutsyn: tsumugu-sama: when he’s bigger than you expected Delete this I’m so excited to go to the art museums in Rome and Florence and make so many jokes with my mom
bajike:princejock:aobas-cumface:My 13 year old sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift
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meaty-oaker: heckayeah: heckayeah: My fucking mom hid my oil paints because I left them on a printer where they werent even fucking open or harming the damn thing so jokes on you bitch thats your ๚.93 you spent on it you aint getting back I found
my mom is so cute when watching anime, she giggles at all the jokes and gets all excited when things get intense, and gets down when its sad, it’s fun watching her have fun
ifmommyonlyknew: I thought my mom might suck the skin right off my dick, no joke
familyfun69: My sister and i were trying to think of a good gift for my mom and our aunt. I jokingly said my dick and my sister laughed for a little and then saw the imprint in my shorts and wanted to see it for her self. I showed her and she was amazed.
decadentbdsmcollection: Trudy told Misty they were going to her mothers costume party and the theme was elegance in dressing. Later on when Misty will meet Trudy’s mother. Trudy, jokingly, told her when you meet mom she’ll want to hold this