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hotmatureladyfan: I don’t think ether of us realised what had just happened until this moment. It all just happened so fast. One minute I was joking around with my mom about how inappropriate her bikini was, and the next I was cuming harder then
sorrygirlsisuckcock: releasings: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She
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Mom and I had been playing football and I jokingly said, “That’s a foul, go stand in the corner for two minutes.” I couldn’t believe it when she actually did. I kept my eyes on her ass the whole two minutes as she fidgeted back
thepyemancometh: It was just suppose to be an evening at the pub with Mom - we watched the hockey game, had nacho’s and shared a pitcher of beer … no big deal. On the way home Mom jokingly asked how much she owed and I told her to forget it. That’s
wannajoke: The Best Mom Joke
midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades
Hey guys! My friend is on a mission to help some of the homeless in our area.As with in many places….Rent hikes going crazy and “affordable housing” as a term is almost a joke now, the homeless population in my state has exploded the last few
friendlytroll: midsummerdream: from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades “I come from a long line of trash. My father was trash, and his father before him!”
rhymewithrachel: only like 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying
slbtumblng: puublack: joke: dullahan girls “woke”: slime girls woketh: snake girls A S C E N D E D: spider girls Consorted Directly With The Old Gods: MOTH GIRLSS yes <3 <3 <3
ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent
Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me
bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking
shootingstarwars: My forever mood will be poe making a mom joke @ hux in front of the first order crew #snatched
lauraannegilman: voidbat: disappointed-pero-not-surprised: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares
autisticmiqote:smarties-03:autisticmiqote:Yall are really gonna run your mom jokes into the ground at this rateI ran your mom into the ground last night
Cartoon MILFs - Scrub One Off - Cartoon PinUp A dad(s) joke :)Get this in print HERE.Or the version without text, if you just want to enjoy the view. Or if you have a favorite, chose among Wilma Flintstone, Dexter’s Mom and Jane Jetson.And if enjoy
Dexter’s Mom - Mother’s Day - Cartoon PinUp Happy Mother’s Day :)Been thinking what and who to draw for today, I had Mrs. Incredible, Morticia and Dexter’s Mom sketched out, but decided to go with the latter. After all, she
magneito: magneito: magneito: does it smell like updog in here?? this is literally the oldest joke in the universe i cannot fucking believe you fell for this i tried to make my mom fall for it and she said “updog? is that a yoga position?? stop
Hey, you know "P. Sherman" from Finding Nemo? That was a Filipino joke in Pixar. It's supposed to be "Fisherman" with a Filipino accent.
the-stray-liger:the-stray-liger:wait you mean tupperware parties are a real thing that happens in the USAholy shit I thought it was a joke about how boring the lives of suburban white moms are oh my god the ammount of people confused over the existence
flutterjedi: That is the best “your mom” joke I’ve ever heard.
rhymewithrachel: only like a 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying
tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can Nice one!
justabarrelofmonkeys: cas-wants-the-dean: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. the first mom joke Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever
dafatninja: consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it Tells really bad jokes all the time
iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her ex-husband’s wedding. Dad was an ass the entire time, clearly having invited Mom and I to show off his new bimbo wife. The joke’s on him, though. We had our own revenge. Mom gave me a blowjob
daphne-alice-greggs: I wonder what the Mom is going to think when she sneaks back into her bedroom and sees her and her daughter’s little joke BACKFIRED horribly…. for her?
the-snowflake-owl: equalistmako: “… are you sure you’re not your mother?” i started to make a joke about how much mako looks like his mom and then it evolved into this monstrosity Omfg
cleavepool: MY MOM JOKINGLY GAVE THE NONWORKING ONE CPR AND SHES A MIRACLE WORKER
smarties-03:autisticmiqote:Yall are really gonna run your mom jokes into the ground at this rateI ran your mom into the ground last night
shakeweights: my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate myself in the morning jokes on you mom i already hate myself
religiousmom: The only joke my mom ever made was me
nue: shout out to all the 13 y/o’s on here that are literally so fucking smart and educated on so many different topics & very nice & well rounded as well b/c when i was 13 i was making ur mom jokes and laughing at dick jokes while simuntaneously
validx2: When you joking with ya mom and then she turns it into a lecture
the-birdie: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but
the-incestuous: familysexmom: What’s wrong son I heard you and your friends joking about banging a milf so do you want some mom pussy or not? The Incestuous
ttoba: “We have the same mother, Ford. Good job.” Things I used to say with my older brother. He’d never stop with the ‘your mom’ joke no matter how many times I told him how dumb that was between siblings. ; u ; good times.
pearl-likes-pi: who is cuter than pearl ?? literally no one
rhymewithrachel: only like a 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying.
consolecadet:I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
