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nintendontdodrugs: orchid-ink: iraffiruse: Satisfying things being a human is so weird THE DVD LOGO HIT THE CORNER, THE CORNERRRRR.
fishingboatproceeds: faultinourfantasies: John describes the FIRST ENDING he wrote for TFIOS This is completely true, I’m afraid. When Julie read the first draft, she was like, “I can’t tell if the last 40 pages are a joke.”
adoringmatty: reallyhealy: mattys1975: june1stthe1975: I hope to be at the forefront of a global revolution where dogs run the world. - George Daniel the 1975 x dogs “ross and george trying to get a dog to ride a skateboard” my favorite
morozovasaleksander: You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth but you never give it the power to kill you. A metaphor.
rejective: byemeghan: remist: agelicacaapx: So this is my story. I’ve always been really insecure about my weight and I’ve always been the one that wore t-shirts to the pool and jeans during the summer just to hide my body. I told my friend about
kenmehlman: worstgimmickholidayurlonhere: officialjeffgoldblum: officialjeffgoldblum: clay aiken is running for congress what the fuck what the actual fuck is going on he won his primary because his opponent died like the day afterwards Clay
vault11overseer: power-of-allies49: pleatedjeans: via Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came
everythingaboutfilm: This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG
vintagebutt: heatherwanderer: this is important the best part about this scene (in the comics at least, i don’t know if it was in the movies) is that scott isn’t sure about having sex, and ramona actually picks up on that and decides not to go
andletliveagain: I don’t miss you, I miss the person that I made of you in my head and the feelings that came from that, which is the worst thing to miss because none of that is real. Ya
theaebarber: Books and Cupcakes BPC :: December :: Day 19 :: | Blew My Mind Seven word sentences between Kvothe and Denna throughout The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man’s Fear.
littlekitsunes: #I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS THE MOST #THAT TAYLOR CAN SING RENT OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD #THAT ADAM IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BY RENT #OR THAT TAYLOR IS LITERALLY RENDERING GROWN MEN HELPLESS IN A FETAL POSITION ON THE GROUND #AND
bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
froggart: Van Gogh, Starry Night Over the Rhone (1888) // The 1975, The City
stonerswithboners: directedbykanyewest: drewj6ft7: Throwback to the time Angelina Jolie leaned up against Brad Pitt at the Oscars in 2009 as Jennifer Aniston presented the nominees her shady ass me Omg she literally stole pitt after mr and mrs
micaelapratts: but can we talk about the massive cheering for sam smith’s “thank you to the man who broke up with me, ‘cause i got four grammys” and the hatred towards taylor swift’s…entire musical existence…hmmmm…double standards and
musicalbeatles:the second gif, she looks pleasantly surprised to hear someone not ask about her love life. then the fourth gif, she’s like “yeah mother fuckers, I did that!” I’m not the biggest fan of her music, but this makes me pretty happy
17yr:drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well
youngnubian:storyofagayboy:Two of the people above were demonized by the media as “disrespectful thugs” for taking pictures with their middle fingers up, somehow these photos were used against the two to discredit their character and insinuate they
: Windows to the SoulWatercolorTribute to the leading ladies of fishingboatproceeds (John Green)’s novels featuring iamcaradelevingne as Margo and ShaileneWoodley as Hazel.Look closely, the detail in each eye is meant to represent a very important
rnarinandthediamonds: L I S T E N bad reputation - joan jett // becky from the block - becky g // brave - sara bareilles // can’t stop dancing - becky g // chandelier - sia // cherry bomb - the runaways // happy - marina & the diamonds // run
cigarettesandmdma: p0larpops: drago1252: highlyglamorous: highlyglamorous: Which Disney Character Do You Think Would Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? I think Merida would kick ass Merida is the Daryl of the Disney survivors Nah man, Mulan would def
unbeliefs:The kindest souls are the ones who have the darkest thoughts.
asmileasbigasthemoon:jaxongardner:Phil Lewis guest stars on JessieI like to imagine that Moseby just calls the boys and gossips with them on the regular like its nbd and this makes it ALL THE BETTER
starbucksromantics: “I think we grow up thinking the only love that counts as true love is the kind that lasts forever or is fully realized. When you have a broken heart, the first thing a stranger will ask is ‘how long were you two together?’
tacobelligerent:tayorswift:causeyouwerelookingoverme:Reaction to Taylor’s speech VS reactions to Sam’s speech… Also, I’d also like to point out that the song that won the award (I Knew You Were Trouble) was released with the album in October
She got me praying all hours of the night, say she want my heart, She pulling me to the river, drawing me with her siren's call, Done gave her my heart but now she wants my soul, Well I already sold it to the man in red, "Fell in love with your charm,"
freedomforwhales: freedomforwhales: You give this corporation your money, you’re the one paying for the abuse to continue. The notes on this post that is still circulating months after I made it really gives me hope. This generation really could
cestlabella: She was the kind of girl who breathed in hurricanes of emotions, and breathed out gentle rain, just so he could sleep in peace without the sound of the storm crashing against his windowpane.
thedarkestlove: drankinwatahmelin: onyourtongue: lovejahhbless: This was in an Old Encyclopedia, very interesting. Very interesting The minority… Pay attention to what the Caucasian looks like and how it differs from the European…
illbethebryncess: OH MY GOD MY MOUTH WAS HANGING OPEN THE ENTIRE TIME THAT SLAYED AND KENDRICK WITH THE REMIX OH MY GOD I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT AT ALL THAT WAS THE BEST AND MOST KICKASS VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE TAYLOR YOU SLAYED AND YOUR
gilderoythemouseprince: Can we talk about how in District 11 after Rue’s death, the entire district rioted. They burned and broke things. Everybody watching the movie loved it because they saw the unjust government for what it was. A little black girl
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
I’m so tired of having to worry about my friends so much every time they walk out of the door. For the greatest country in the world, I sure am bothered.
1. What’s your favorite color? blue 2. How tall are you? about 5'2 3. Tell me a happy memory Driving with the windows down I. The summer time with my best friend Jenna 4. Tell me a sad memory the month of January 5. Have you ever skydived?
arabellashigh:distortionly: “that is the problem. if she wanted to dance i would let her wreck the furniture. if she wanted to cook i would let her burn down the house. and if she wanted to scream i would let her deafen me. I’ve never loved anyone
internetcrisis: This is growing up. You get numb to the things you used to hold dearly. You let go of the people you used to hug tightly. The voids in your heart are created by every new experience and every new person. You only want more.
torisoulphoenix: quietstorm-thundathighs: gladi8rs: fiveironfanatic: WHY DIDN’T ANYONE LET ME KNOW ABOUT THIS THIS IS THE BEST (source) Beautiful… My feels ALL THE FEELS!!!!!!!!! FUCK THE 22ND AMENDMENT!!!!!! CAN WE KEEP HIM FOREVER????
controlledeuphoria: Aesthetic: the girl in hotline bling who is having the time of her life now that drake left the city
carryonmy-assbutt: rose-for-a-tenner: carryonmy-assbutt: guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said
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asian: I’m really curious as to which time period of the United States history does Donald Trump consider “great” so he can use it as a standard to “Make America Great Again” because if I remember correctly, when the US reached the peak
hirxeth: “She was the still point of the turning world, man.” The virgin suicides (1999) dir. Sofia Cappola
andyoucallmeupagain: It’s so nice of Ryan Seacrest to host a party for the release of the Out Of The Woods Music video. I hear they’re gonna drop a giant glittery ball in Times Square. How thoughtful.
agendr: Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder
avoidantproblems: Getting jealous by seeing your friends interact with their friends, but not the hate-type of jealousy, but the kind where you feel like the others are so much better being friends than you are so it seems like your friend doesn’t
andletliveagain: I don’t miss you, I miss the person that I made of you in my head and the feelings that came from that, which is the worst thing to miss because none of that is real.
janiedean: capirony: sometimes i see fanfiction w “underage drinking” tagged and the characters are like 19 so im always like whaa but then im like oh yes. the Americans ™ #HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE#OUR GRANDMAS GIVE US WINE AT 11 Oh yes
agendergoldfish: i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever
“We can’t respect human life and support the second amendment at the same time.” What the fuck
parksanrec: I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
paqistan: i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild hair and piercings…
adamchanler: lady-tyrell: the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army the
tarynel: fanboy-trav: hypersexualfangirl: file this under the shit-load of under appreciated people who you never learn about in school By fucking hand, bro. you always hear about the first man on the moon but never this
nyankee: pokemonenslaver: shordibynature: Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll The prophecies are true #HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO
dietcrackcocaine: me: where’s the toilet? New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s
micdotcom: Bloods and Crips stood together in solidarity during the Atlanta #BlackLivesMatter protests Incredible images from Friday night’s Black Lives Matter protest in Atlanta show members of the Crips and the Bloods — rival gangs with a history
baby-make-it-hurt: paqistan: i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild
