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The Surrogate, by Nick Sharman (NEL, 1981). From a charity shop on Mansfield Road, Nottingham. The old man was dying. Shivering, rug-wrapped, his body wasted, the limbs already skeletal. His room was filled with the sweetly nauseating smell of decay.
The Brave and the Bold No. 165 (DC Comics, 1980). Cover art by Jim Aparo. From a charity shop in Nottingham.
The most interesting muppet in the world
the-rev-jimmy-juice: wetbaredpussies: The man was surprised so much, he gets away. This Ebony keeps her piss for very long time so the result - very horny movie I Said! “No Smoking In The Mutha Fuck'n Office!” Asshole!
citriplays: The minstrel finisher is affected by the bobblehead laboratory and it is AMAZING
apollonui: I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored. The Dark Creature of the Forest
the-porn-stories: I didn’t realize that this was the type of gas station with one of those stalls. But considering that it was a hobby of mine anyway, I had no problem with helping out the man who stepped into the stall behind me since he was my son!
The obvious joke here is that the watermelon is being voiced by a black man.
the-porn-stories: Our work at the resort is to serve the guests, and over here, there’s almost nothing that they can’t legally request. So when the woman in Suite 1B requests lube, extra towels, and the man who carried up her bags this morning, he
grouchythefish: ladyofpurple: I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit
Man, fuck pink-haired Shishio.Now, I’m not one to get all up in arms over a show being insanely derivative. On some level, I respect the creators who have the nerve to go, “Let me do my version of this,” when it’s perfectly obvious where the idea
Man… her sassinessDoing the last year marathon of the clone wars (all five seasons) i remembered the massive crush i have with this character, also learned that i have a thing for bossy and sassy, or “in control” (if its done right) female
Man, i remember when my dad showed me that cover album, i thought it was the coolest thing ever along with the cover of the “Seventh son of a seventh son” and “Brave New World” of Iron Maiden.good shit.
Man, i never had so much fun with a Batman movie, i mean, i always enjoy Batman’s animated movies, but this one is really fun, and silly, and it makes you laugh, for the all good reasons, if you think that Batman 66 “ruins” Batman because the camp,
The new Into the Spiderverse movie looks rad, so I drew Miles Morales Spiderman as he appears in the movie
vamprisms:vamprisms:covid sucks man i miss when you’d be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit me, head empty, standing in the museum looking at a painting: huh freakie lookin lady
Man of the Hour: Stewart’s 12-week absence from THE DAILY SHOW this summer will be the longest of his 14 year tenure. John Oliver will sit in as host.
ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn
karcatgirl-vantas: samusisnotasextoy:A mirror breaks the kid was a drug induced hallucination the whole time!
the-plague-beast: true-crime-101: The Bunny Man is an urban legend that probably originated from two incidents in Fairfax County, Virginia in 1970, but has been spread throughout the Washington D.C. area. There are many variations to the legend,
the-absolute-funniest-posts: unclefather: that’s the face of a man who sold his soul to the devil This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
moonlight:She was the still point of the turning world, man.The Virgin Suicides (1999), dir. Sofia Coppola
hirxeth:“She was the still point of the turning world, man.”The virgin suicides (1999) dir. Sofia Coppola
vivienvalentino:I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is overand the insect is awake…THE FLY1986, dir. David Cronenberg
grimphantom: thunderfoxjt: ironbloodaika: tinybirdfriend: The Adelitas in The Art of The Book of Life Loved these lovely ladies. :3 man, such spunky adelitas! Grimphantom: Gotta love their designs. I seriously did~ <3
crownmalone: ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?During a seminar, a woman asked,” How do I know if I am with the right person?”The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, “It depends. Is that your partner?”
godtricksterloki: advils: theboyofcheese: thenewavengers: paper-snow-a-ghost: This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of
the-thought-emporium-imperial: The Ten Rings of the Mandarin.
the-cimmerians: quicksilver-ships: officialgandydancer: morganoperandi: I’m a cis-gender man which basically means that, when I was born, the doctor went “It’s a boy!” and when I was old enough to understand I agreed with him. The thing
Invisible Hits: The Miracle of The B52’s, Live in the Early Daysby doomandgloomfromthetomb
UpNorthTrips Presents The 10s | Wu Duets: 10 Deadly Wu-Tang Clan Combinations With a ten-man team led by the grimiest producer in the five boroughs, it’s been easy for the Wu-Tang Clan to come up with ill combinations of MCs to create unforgettable
antistellar: tommyxvx: Veganism isn’t a diet. It’s a refusal to participate in the bloodiest and most despicable atrocity in the history of this planet. What you’re eating isn’t food. It’s the product of the murder, rape and slavery of countless
montbear: pikaballoons: jarandhel: Honestly, to me it sounds like you’re bending over backwards to try to justify the reaction. Phantom wings aren’t going to be “pressed against the body” the way clothing are pressed against the human body
theworldofcinema: Simon: I slept on the floor at first, then we [him and Nick] got in top-to-tail, then the same end and by the end we were spooning, it was fine. […] I recommend it to every man who’s a little bit unsure of themselves…Nick: Jump
peterquill: the avengers | cop drama au A series of murders of influential people in different cities across the country is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man consulting for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to
andyswarhol: I used to talk about killing myself all the time. Man, I don’t want to die now. It ain’t long enough. Sixteen years ain’t gonna be long enough. Hell, I wouldn’t mind it so much if there wasn’t so much stuff I ain’t done yet.
transjiimhawkins:taako making those candlenights macarons… insp by good little fic here., also the fact that he made macarons for everybody in the first place. shit man
noordzee: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme… The way The Adventure Zone juggles humor and drama reminds me of Scarborough Fair/Canticle. On the one level it’s an old nonsense song, and then on the other you’ve got a pretty serious poem describing
The Music Of The Universe Plays
herefortherobutts: mrblueremeberyou: DAAaHRLINg, I’m on the HIGGHwAAAAy route 8 …inbridgeport
the-world-of-steven-universe: On this week’s episode of Steven Universe, Thursday, October 9 at 6:45 p.m. (ET/PT)… “Space Race” Steven attempts to build a spaceship to let Pearl revisit the wonders of the cosmos. This is so cute it should
walking-fandoms: I’ll be honest with you man, the Carol arc is what’s keeping me on the show.
the-man-and-the-mouse: it’s literally the best when there’s bloopers after animated movies because they animators literally took the time to make all those extra scenes and you know they are so proud of it
snapchatcartoons: My Dungeon Dice Yami Costume is just about ready for the next Comic Con n__n Below are pics of the pattern my Nonna made of the vest before cutting it out and sewing the whole thing. Ya, she’s incredible <3Also that puzzle is hand
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: nickfnry: Possible contender for headline of the year Who do you call when the power rangers are the bad guys
the-man-who-sold-za-warudo: dad-rock-davos: the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
the-jammy-dodger: oh my god I just have so much love for this man.
nastyalebrije: And then Hanzo killed him. Fun times at the back of the Hanamura arcade place with some randos listen man, I love this artichoke fuccboi, he gives me life….. fucky Genji….. is so good…… the concept alone hecks me up -sweats-
yuzuruhanyuedits: The Stunning Steps of Yuzuru Hanyu || Short Program Free Program According to the latest ISU Technical Panel Handbook (2015-2016), a Level 4 step sequence must: Fully utilise the ice surface (from short barrier to short barrier
moewave: moewave: Man I’m loving the plot in Akame Ga Kill so far The show is over this post isn’t relevant anymore please let it rest
the-mrs-stash: yummyamateursluts69: sullyher: You know you have reached new levels when someone walks in and you don’t give a fuck. Then when the man your with is finished the next jumps on and you love it just the same. My Private Collection of
I sat next to thee most beautiful man on the plane. He’s on the US 2020 Olympic indoor cycling track team. Thighs like fucking tree trunks and talk about arms. And the prettiest green eyes . He sat down next to me and i just remember seeing these
Just saw The Martian in 3D and it was honestly the best space movie I’ve seen, and probably the best movie I’ve seen in 2015. Oh man I can’t get over that movie. It was so so wonderful
the-man-and-the-mouse: The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. brb crying
the-man-who-invented-chess:Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies.
The words were quickly written, but he had to warn the man. Meryn was already sick, he couldn’t bear to see Vhaelen ill as well.Vhaelen,Stay away from the red and white flowers that have cropped up all around the city. If you find yourself feeling
the-nightman783: holdtightclothing: darillium-night: Update from the man himself The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name. Also this. Which
halloweenuiq: imagine that you have a four year old and a really beautiful giant chocolate cake and you put the cake in front of the kid and that’s it you dont give her any plates or any utensils you just sort of set the cake down in front of the kid
the-man-with-the-knife: Now this is something I would love to try out. The Lockable Butt-Plug, once inserted in its retracted form can be spread inside the whores asshole, and locked in place, making it nigh impossible to remove with the key. One of
![ocfos: officialleoneabbacchio: Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow] Second cat slowly looks at the camera. Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry! I’ve never fuckin seen a cat move like that, and it feels so goddamn](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6c874d96c044180ff9309ad39acda544/8b7b69e1c6fc2e5c-1d/s512x512u_c1/302d4996d487552d2cd4aa84fdcbab789dbefe98.png)
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