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You know, mushrooms are not the best thing you can find in the forest…
Tia, one of the most gorgeous women in the world, is the dreamgirl of many young lads. Is there any guy who wouldn’t love to fuck her while kissing her big and firm boobies? But dreaming is the only thing young guys can do. Because only older men who
Grandpa is going for his regular bath but the main thing he wants to wet is his dick!(Source: MIMK-001)
hotfacedescort:What is it about straight guys getting naked? Meet Shea Sykes. Straight. Hot. Trying the modeling thing. I personally think he should just skip to porn, but you got to follow those dreams right? The good news, he and his limp dick, lean
Sissy Starter Panties!Transitioning from boxers to womens panties can be quite the shocker especially for those of you that didn’t luck out and end up with a clitty cocklet. You’ll find these sissy starter panties are the perfect thing for you wannabe
(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)Marcello wears a wig but his dick is all natural and that’s the only thing that matters!
(Part 1 / 2, go here for the part 2)Marcello wears a wig but his dick is all natural and that’s the only thing that matters!
Honey, I know it’s going to be hard to tell your family that we are naming the baby after my boss instead of after your father; but you know we have to do the right thing, don’t you?.
So guess what arrived in the mail today. (Yes, I cry manly tears in the presence of beauty.)
monsterenergy: #MonsterGirlMonday The only thing to help you forget about the weekend… Check out the exclusive new gallery of the #MonsterGirls from the #MonzaRallyShow at #MonsterEnergy.com
helens78: Oh man, this is what it would look like if Charles’s carefree college days had extended to his 30s… and he were flirting with that metallokinetic he’s in a long-distance relationship with.
via fc08.deviantart.com This just made me laugh. “In my opinion, the saddest part of the movie wasn’t when he lay dying in the rain, but when his awesome visage was DESTROYED and replaced with that of a hideous man-thing. Anyhow, I just watche
i-want-spankings:rhapsodybrohemian: The suit does all the talking. Oh god
haus-o-ass: LOVE DOIN THE SAME THING TO ASS
I don’t know who drew this, but it is one of, if not the, greatest things ever.
infernal-beggar: Pt.2 of the violet thing. Looks like @mcsweezy is having a little fun at the expense of his boss. Not that not that she’s complaining~ This looks fucking amazing dude like hot fucking damnLike holy shit yes
lazerblues: 120% waifu materialwould give her a gross cuddlefloor bored belongs to @mcsweezy She’d give you a gross cuddle backThis looks great yo! really captured the unkempt thing she has goin onFloof is great anyone who says different is a communist
Idk man, I am producing lame pron 24/7 bc I am not feelin’ physically good and it’s the only thing that keeps me going lmao
siebedraws: Happy birthday, Balooga!Make it an awesome day ok \o/ Besties, yo. Oh man, this is super adorable! Thanks a lot, Seebs! ;u;
shylittlerae: I’d be happy if you ignored their season 8 older selves (especially Lance with Altean marks because that shit doesn’t make sense)oh I will, the only thing related to those marks I’m doing is the meme comic from the stream I’ll post
You guys in US have the “spooky” thing music or whatever, but in the caribbean we got Merengue, and remember, enjoying others people culture is not “cultural appropriation” or whatever that stuff is.
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
iwantajaneaustenlife:we got into our airbnb last night and saw this photo in the kitchen cubbywent to sit outside for awhile and the man himself arrived to greet ushe was hands down the best host I’ve ever met
powerburial: this is actually the scariest thing ive seen in a long time
onlinepunk: mamaa-just-killed-a-man: onlinepunk: every time a vegan goes on a rant it’s just like you think it’s funny to laugh about murdering innocent animals? since making fun of veganism is the cool thing now, i guess you’re an asshole.
lumos5000: gallifreyan-sleuth: This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Apparently a little boy asked Ben to hold up this sign so that the paparazzi would take pictures of it and word would spread about his lost puppy. reasons why this man is one
lllladyknucklesnotinshape: j-e-r-a: microraptoria: Source. This is a real thing. It’s happening. HIV Has Been Cured in a Child for the First Time HIV Cure: New Drug ‘Vacc-4x’ May Become First Functional Cure Against the Virus The Man Who Had
First step to writing a successful fic: make fun of it before you even write the damn thing
— Just A Mad Man — PERMANENT HIATUS
5sos-au-imagines: misslucyrose96: “Don’t marry a man unless you’d be proud to have a son exactly like him” - Unknown THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD
grumpysalmon: the-man-on-the-mic: grumpysalmon: Do you ever enter shock when you scroll to the end of a post like this and see no caption calling it the absolute worst thing of all time? Hate to be a grammar nazi, but you misspelled “best” almost
erin-marie-greene: fallinlovewithdisney: 5sos-au-imagines: misslucyrose96: “Don’t marry a man unless you’d be proud to have a son exactly like him” - Unknown THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD i want this Please?!
lesbianturians: the thing that is absolutely heartrending about mcu foggy/matt is like….. foggy gets especially upset when he finds out that matt can read heartbeats. and it’s like, can you imagine finding out that the man you’re in love with knew
colonelmagpie: downtroddendeity: #that had better be a virgin martini young man Reminder that you should not allow your seven-year-old replicas to have alcohol. No, no matter how much they insist that they’re physically seventeen and that’s above
rowlingandmoffat: Question: What’s the weirdest thing a fan has ever given you Peter/Sylvester: *mumbling* oh i dont know…. Audience member: “A GRANDDAUGHTER”
woundedmaleego:hi i just want to remind everyone who wasnt here in 2010/2011 that this is what the error message looked like
Oh man tomorrow’s Red’s birthday and I don’t have anything planned I totally spaced it ughjdg now I need to make a cake and everything but I HAVE NO MONEYY… maybe I should just celebrate it the old fashion way and just be happy
dirtyr: The Man in the Blue Window, Barcelona, Spain. Photo Simon Lohmeyer instagram: @simonlohmeyer
Oh…oh my…the filthy things I would do to you, you sexy, beautiful man.
geibaar: Not exactly a birthday art but this is it for now the real thing will take a while I’m gomen Old man Jaku misses his precious bratty bunny so much, but shush and go to sleep Jaku, it’s pretty late. Happy birthday, you old fart~ And good
greatgoldenfool: “There’s also something about that type of power that Daenerys has. Most people believe she’s doing the right thing, but she’s burning people alive. She’s got a chip on her shoulder. I don’t want her to come across the
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
t-pains: When your uber driver don’t know who he got in his car The only thing I miss about uber driving is the drunk, turnt up chicks I used to be driving around. Had titties on my neck and shoulders all the time…
fuckyesoldhollywood: Bloopers from My Man Godfrey. This is amazing. The only thing as awesome as seeing Carole Lombard curse profusely is seeing Barbara Stanwyck curse profusely. Bishes could say “SON OF A BITCH!” like no one else.
formlessforce: The funniest thing in the world is straight guys who hit on random women they don’t know but have this indignant fear that a gay man is going to hit on them like, they’re aware of how uncomfortable unwanted advances from strangers
spencerspocketcondom: hitlersbreastmilk: eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree never trust a man with a monobrow that was the only thing my dad wrote in my 18th birthday card
He did his job and healed the man to the best of his ability and along with the aid of a few others, Meryn was going to be just fine. First Onyx and now him, it was obvious they were going to have to be a little more careful or at least make sure others
videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie “That’s… quite impressive, really.” “Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.” Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”
myeroticbunny: He introduced himself to my husband and me and we all chatted for quite a while. Of the man there was nothing special; average height, average body, average looks, and average intelligence. The one thing he did have, and have in excessive
moth-the-man:roguewolfiii-deactivated2021072:Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are INYes the fish are included, they live in the ballsdo you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you
paddedleo: sunnysundown: raikoh14: manofpassione: kaijuemperor: Man Greivous was so fucking cool in this series. Then they turned him into a joke in the new clone wars series. God, this was so fucking good fuck This will always be my favorite
0lightsource you know it’s Titfuck Thursday… Ya done fucked with me with Adventure Time and now Pokemon and I’m a very very weak man when it comes to that shit, son. So the only thing I can say is: THE TITTIES ARE COMING! THE TITTIES
this will fit your weird cannon Spiderman collection no one confirmed Spidy as bi but villains squabbling over who gets to whack spidey is one of the best things(yevheniiasworld)you’re right. this completely fits into my weird spider-man canon
what man has made of man
rumbutt replied to your post “watching bloodborne playthroughs makes me wanna play it but then i…”Man, those spiders gave me a FRIGHTEN my first time through. It may have been late at night and I may have woken people up >_>OH NO RUM
atinyginger: samguss: A couple bath time Padme instant shots for sale. ษ each, shipping include within the US But these, you can see my boobs. Which is cool. Right? Your boobies are delicious, but, technically, the cool thing is not the fact that
I think that’s not the important point. I think the important point is that if kids some race have to be killed for robbing stores, then kids the other races should be killed too for robbing stores. The unacceptable thing is that the punishements
ero-hime: New set “the do me decimal system” is now live!! Because this is such a HUGE set, I split it into smaller halves, so you can buy just the facial photos OR THE WHOLE THING! Check it out here!♡
thechronicmasochist: maso-puppy: The first zipper happened today with @torture-doll 😍😍😍 it was epic. Also, marks by her with a meat tenderizer! You are the cutest thing my gosh
curvologist: titsgoddess: Every woman is your sister; treat her accordingly ~The Goddess Rebellion One of the best things I like about Goddess Sunday is the sisterhood. We’re all adjusting each other’s crowns. No cattiness, no drama…just women
