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The Angry Whore Lobster Vore 2! - http://clips4sale.com/47000/11203825 – It’s time to seek revenge on some cheating, evil men by turning them into lobsters once again! I have two nice, fat Maine live lobsters in my bag on the table. Using
The Stillest Hour | Official Trailer [HD] | CockyBoysI tend to dig feature-length porn films (as evidenced by my over-giffing of The Drifter and To the Last Man), so I am quite looking forward to the release of Jake Jaxson’s The Stillest Hour.
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
the-punning-ubus: catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters so its either being eaten by humans in the end or being eaten by bacteria in a suit to tight for them in the end honestly i cant decide which is worse
paradisemantis: dailytoci: Lobster Jr. figured out the suspended moss balls so much quicker than our old lobster. He also spent most of his time hanging from the bottom munching on the moss. Happy shellboy.
theartofmoviestills: The Lobster | Yorgos Lanthimos | 2015
cinemawithoutpeople: Cinema without people: The Lobster (second pass) (2015, Yorgos Lanthimos, dir.)
lmxmhr:The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
hansolocareer: The Lobster (2015) dir ~ Yorgos Lanthimos
colmanolivia: Beautiful European Films: The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos“It is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t, than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.”— Shot in Ireland.
shesnake: The Lobster (2015) // The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
thecinematics: The Lobster (2015), dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
henricavyll: I knew you were lying. I can’t understand why you did it, when you know as well as anyone that a relationship cannot be built on a lie. THE LOBSTER (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
timeslord: THE LOBSTER (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
hharry: One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do. THE LOBSTER (2015)
whosthatknocking:The Lobster (2015), dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
colinfarrelldaily:Colin Farrell in The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
andysambrg:THE LOBSTER (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
bongjoonsho:The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
bongjoonsho:The Favourite (2018) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
emraanhashmi:Why a lobster?The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
netals:“Is there a bisexual option available?”The Lobster (2015) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
bamf:One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don’t than to pretend you don’t have feelings when you do.THE LOBSTER (2015)dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
dailyflicks:THE LOBSTER2015 | dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
The lobster scene (suggested by shikai-of-the-4th-world)
raaaaaawrimmadinosaur: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it. CROSS DRESSING SATAN-LOBSTER
whataterriblethought: Remember the days when you could show a cross-dressing satan lobster on a children’s cartoon show without parents bitching about it? Oh those were the days.
the-anal-destiny:Would someone kindly escort me to Red Lobster after relations?
bon-appeteats: Commission for an Altoids Chewing Gum pond tin with a blue lobster, a tiny school of fish, and an axolotl. Details: The lobster, fish, and axolotl were handmade from polymer clay. This means the animals are NOT real. The water is a clear
the-star-stuff: Monster Triplets Inhabit the Lobster Nebula That is NCG 6357, also sometimes called the Lobster Nebula. It’s a massive star-forming cloud around 8000 light years away, located in the constellation of Scorpius. The picture was taken
The Evolution of Ross and Rachel episodes featured: pilot - the one with the east german laundry detergent - the one where rachel finds out - the one with ross’ new girlfriend - the one with phoebe’s husband - the one where ross finds out -
lesbianredpanda:asundergrowth:freeasfishes:Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana. For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail
coolkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
theveryworstthing: monster girl sketches form the suggestions last night. i mostly mixed a bunch of prompts together to keep it interesting but the lobster girl at the bottom was drawn straight from the suggestion because lobster girl. look at her. i
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