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myrobotlandlord: Waking up on the kitchen floor surrounded by pillows was now the least of my concerns as my eyes detect the purple lizard next to me gripping the mixing whisk a little harder than one should. HHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF ANON YOUVE MADE ME THINK
letmedothis: Here’s something different for Halloween. The legendary pterodactyl porn, also known as ‘Attack of the Flying Lizards.’ Maybe one day I’ll tell you why I have the only known surviving copy of the full version, but for now, enjoy
letmedothis: Here’s a little something different for Halloween. The legendary pterodactyl porn, also known as ‘Attack of the Flying Lizards.’ Maybe one day I’ll tell you why I have the only known surviving copy of the full version, but for
allcreatures: Madhuri, an Indian elephant, swings a monitor lizard around by its tail. The unlucky creature had been swept off the ground and was carried around for a number of days by the elephant. With its tail firmly clamped in the animal’s trunk
leafcrunch: gothicprep: the-fucking-lizard-king: The app fucked up the images on this post and I genuinely thought this was a new meme I’d missed out on i hate this because it’s better than what i actually wrote my gender is absolutely the tricolour
kyraneko: lyraeon: evil-bones-mccoy: yourunderwaterskies: lyraeon: But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon? Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never
iamshadowthehedgehog:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU HANG ONTO THAT FUCKING DRAGON EXITING THE ATMOSPHERE? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA SAY HEY MAN SLOW DOWN? DOES THIS MILLION YEAR OLD ASSHOLE LIZARD REALLY CARE IF YOU FALL OFF? IS IT GONNA CATCH YOU??? HOW THE HELL
radfem-lysistrata: lesbian-lizards: muffininspiration: candiikismet: thespacegoat: the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world Horrifying really Looking through the notes, and people seem to
frozenplanet: The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.
flying-lizards: I actually know where this is, it’s in May Lane in St. Peter’s and it’s actually the coolest place, some street artist lives in the lane and he re-paints the whole lane every week and sometimes there is the coolest stuff WANT FOR
sixpenceee: The Pygmy Gecko is so tiny, some insects look huge near it. Living in the Amazon rainforest, due to heavy rain, the risk of drowning for this small lizard could be immediate. Yet, the gecko’s skin has a great secret. It has a hydrophobic
theserpentthattempts: drkarayua: frozenplanet: The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over
tentaclesandteacups: markscherz: satellights: what kind of lizard is this? markscherz I seek your knowledge This is Uromastyx philbyi, the Arabian blue Uromastyx. A particularly teal specimen. Very proud lizard tbh
kaijutegu: kaijutegu: kaijutegu: kaijutegu: lizard out there really gonna do it this lizard is braver than any US marine he’s going for it, the absolute madlad
talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
tainbocuailnge: talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
stubborndodecahedron: i-am-shepard-commander: Bioware, plz. he is a lizard, bioware. you know, the one you killed with water on the lungs. the lung water. the not being able to breath the moist.
thespectacularspider-girl: in-all-conscience: macgyverlizard: Bath time is the best time! Me at the beginning: What the fuck is that thing? Me at the end: What the fuck was that thing? It was being such a good boy. Red Tegu Lizard named MacGyver. Male
i-am-mister-t: boney-boner-man: supermariosanchezentertainment: the-reel-george-lucas: macgyverlizard: Imperial Lizard March (unmute this) If this gets 1 million reblogs before Dec 18, 2017, I will create entire lizard versions of Star Wars Episode
rats-in-the-walls: machiavelli1601: alarmbark: lizard lizard I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal It is
dimetrodone: bb-gr8: i offered her two instead of one and she malfunctioned The Dilemma of Buridan’s Ass’s Lizard Your mom is an ass-lizard.
shiny-espeon: ivinsanity: Armadillo lizard. It’s a fucking dragon. I want one. SKYWARD SWORD THOSE FUCKING LIZARD THINGS WITH THE SPIKY CLUBS AND TAIL
frozenplanet: The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water. Creepy
davebowie: 420goku: davebowie: stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.
darkvolt: Lizard Folks. To make it easy on myself I’ll just refer to them as Kobolts, no matter the size and build. Be they lizardmen, troglodites, dragon related or not.It’s fun and exhausting trying to find lizards and put them into clothing, and
waabi-saabi: sixpenceee: Rock on Lizard! Aditya Permana, a professional photographer in Yogyakarta, Indonesia, recently captured this once-in-a-lifetime photo of a forest dragon lizard that looks like it’s playing a guitar.The photographer insisted
