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hellyeahyums: the-gingerdancer: sextronautt: how can lawyers argue without crying or swearing if i went into a courtroom i’d be all now you fucking listen here you little cumslut “he has been found guilty” "HA IN YOUR FUCKING
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
lucifers-lawyer: hurricanedancer: sashayed: klngfili: out of context this looks like they just knocked out Gandalf with a frying pan stills from the movie i wish i could have watched #their children’s leashes get tangled together#uptight corporate
ayries: noxtheox: Let’s get down to business. #the thrilling high stakes world of corporate war #did they send me accountants when i asked for lawyers
patheticjunkies: gretchainz: the-gingerdancer: sextronautt: how can lawyers argue without crying or swearing if i went into a courtroom i’d be all now you fucking listen here you little cumslut i was so close to reblogging it and then i saw
rangerkimmy:fat-birds:the-psychotic-biotic:APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDSthis really needed to be on this blog #[muffled ‘THIS IS HORRIBLY UNDIGNIFIED I DEMAND A LAWYER’]
tastefullyoffensive: A future lawyer in the making. (via 4Ever_Waiting)
hellenhighwater: saltofficial: [lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury- DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
space-minivan: twodotsknowwhy: liberalsarecool: Asking a 5 year old to forfeit their rights without a lawyer is insane. It’s inhuman. It is the worst possible scenario. But for Republicans, it is their policy. Five year olds can’t enter into
antique-scarecrow:trekwiz: trekwiz: Ok, but if you’re an independent contractor in the US and this happens? Find a lawyer, because you might have just gotten a huge payday. Your position was just referred to as employment. Independent contractors
bottomsurgery:Tw: transmisogyny, police brutality, racism This is my trans mother, Adriana Paris Thomas. She’s currently being hunted by police for the sole fact she is transgender. Her ex boyfriend was a lawyer and upon their break up he said she
hippihoney: Hillary Clinton isn’t even trying to hide her voter suppression now. You know it’s bad when the Arizona Democratic Party is saying they’re getting their lawyers involved. Hundreds if not thousands of people were turned away in Arizona
shenanigism: shenanigism: what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife je ™
writing-prompt-s: A serial killer puts his victim through a series of increasingly elaborate and sadistic death games, but his victim is a lawyer and beats everyone by finding loopholes in the killers rules.
neilnevins:(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)
incorrect-overwatch-quotations:Junkrat: I hate suits. They remind me of court, and going to court, and being my own lawyer against the advice of a judge in court, and getting immediately convicted in court…submitted by mother-fricking-sorcerer
liberalsarecool:The emperor has no lawyers.
jenroses:bogleech: kittydorkling:jenroses: shinnegamitensei: this site has one setting I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts
silverhawk:i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving
prettydamnclassysexy: lawyer-inprogress: DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME (TH2015-1677) by tholm on http://ift.tt/1FQbxDf Submissions Welcomed! Enjoy! The world of reflection
jedavu: Editorial illustrations for ‘Rise of the Geek Lawyers’ - Technologist Magazine By Matthew Griffin
bottomsurgery: Tw: transmisogyny, police brutality, racism This is my trans mother, Adriana Paris Thomas. She’s currently being hunted by police for the sole fact she is transgender. Her ex boyfriend was a lawyer and upon their break up he said she
iatrogenic: living-consciously: Here’s a utilitarian use for your recyclables. In Warnes, 30km from Santa Cruz, Bolivia, former lawyer Ingrid Vaca Díez is helping poor families build affordable housing using the stuff we normally throw away. Her
tastefullyoffensive:A lawyer in the making. (via 4Ever_Waiting)
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
nishlo: *lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch
verylilpimpin: micdotcom: Watch: Don Lemon wanted to know more, so federal lawyer Sunny Hostin took him to school. Don is the most annoying on cnn…
iamnotjody: powrd-by-plants: Here’s a utilitarian use for your recyclables. In Warnes, 30km from Santa Cruz, Bolivia, former lawyer Ingrid Vaca Díez is helping poor families build affordable housing using the stuff we normally throw away. Her project,
yourpersonalpizza: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shitGoddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the
squatmami: queenciityconfidential: squatmami: I think I’m going on a date with a lawyer for the UN and Saturday I’m going on a date with a professor from Columbia lol Damn I see you lol I’m stepping my game up
holleringandshouts: Tumblr Accent Meme Your name and username. Where you’re from. Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, * New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon,
starkexpos: god bless the tumblr lawyers
macusers: [lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
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folkman86: fradlo: yes i am a lawyer. i have played all the phoenix wright games.
ifitisgoodforthegoose: Seriously…! If you’d like a copy of the actual Male Chastity Contract we had drawn up by our very sexy female lawyer, all you have to do is send us a message and we’ll send you a link where you can go to download it.All
rangerkimmy:fat-birds: the-psychotic-biotic: APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS this really needed to be on this blog #[muffled ‘THIS IS HORRIBLY UNDIGNIFIED I DEMAND A LAWYER’]
squigglydigg: yumichiryuu: 「 」 #Psychic Lawyers: The Videogame
solarsensei: mrsminxalot: thaunderground: phonesignal: unholymountainman: mambavsvino: Salute to my dude Matt A real American hero let’s pay his bail and lawyer fees right, can we start a gofund me the way white people donate to these killers?
jean-luc-gohard: What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he doesn’t
kateoplis: “Amal Alamuddin Clooney is a human rights activist and lawyer. She has had an incredibly successful professional career. Yet when Barbara Walters named her the "Most Fascinating Person of 2014,” she didn’t do so for Clooney’s
bluestarsandcomets:creative-anchorage:justdave-deactivated20211107:Phrase watch this. Transcript:My name is Brandon Boulware and, Chairman, I’ll go as quickly as I can. I’m a lifelong Missourian, I’m a busy lawyer, I’m a Christian, I’m the
arabpowermovement:His name is Michael. Michael used to be straight and successful in life. His good looks made him popular with the ladies in college, and he did well for himself. But once he started his job as a lawyer in NYC, he realized something was
search4myasianslave: A well trained sexatary. Daddy and his female client reach a verbal agreement. Daddy’s little sexatary gives a video signature before sending the document to legal….. Our lawyer loves verbal agreements…..
RIP: Andy Griffith, at 86: Television icon Andy Griffith, best known as Sheriff Andy Taylor on The Andy Griffith Show and country lawyer Ben Matlock on Matlock, died early this morning. He was 86. Here are Griffith’s reflections on aging:
annihilationaffair: Rich, conservative college kids are all “if you break the law, you deserve to be arrested by cops.” But when they are busted for possession of marijuana or underage drinking, it’s all, “you can’t arrest me, my dad is a lawyer.”
sarahxwritesstuff: My client satisfaction rating is so much higher than the other associate lawyers. I’m determined to be fast-tracked.
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
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