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writing-prompt-s: Everytime you fall in love, you lose a part of your soul to the person you love. Everytime someone falls in love with you, you get a piece of their soul. You die when you run out of soul to give. History only knows of two immortals so
sixpenceee:The Bridge of Immortals located in HuangHsan, China
jurina-holic: Let me just return this picture on my dash and immortalize it in my life. haha. Probably my favorite two-shot at the Coming of Age Ceremony. This will always be my guilty pleasure. Yaoi! LOL joke… but seriously
pawtism: helioscentrifuge: breastforce: imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos. each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived STOP RIGHT THERE ahhh this
charlesoberonn: pawtism:helioscentrifuge:breastforce: imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos. each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived STOP RIGHT THERE
blynxee: I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog
nobodypunk: lennythereviewer: seananmcguire: alennythereviewer:itsjosepeacock:Meg and Meg as Goddess of The UnderworldThis is totally something Hades would do out of revenge.Assuming Meg doesn’t become immortal by proxy of being with Herc, once she
lavabendinggemqueen: but does your show have an immortal chaos god greeting a 70 year old man by rising out of the floor while playing piano and singing
jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt:The tension in this scene was UNREAL and THAT SOUNDTRACK THO
jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: Jack: *finds the carcass of a monster and proceeds to wear it* hell yeah Ashi: you look like shit Jack: it’s called fashion, bitch
spyrno: lemondemon: joey-wheeler-official: novelty-gift-ideas: Smash-it Stress Relief Jelly Soft Pig immortal this is so scary if i saw this god like gelatinous pig orb slowly reforming in front of me it would do the exact opposite of relieving
iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”
tartts: if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point
ollivander: nightl0cked: meinefluchderzeit: Harry Potter Facts Voldy only lived to 71? He killed for immortality and only lived to a decade below life expectancy haha what an idiot been to the 9 and ¾ place there’s a little line and they
bunnylovesbass: quantum-immortal: oh-yes-it-was-worth-it: Wtf they have the ability to change their skin coloration and texture on command Aliens
ragesyndrome: ragesyndrome: i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire?? my theory is that voldemort just really
chlomaki: temptation-revelation: niintendo: things that have happened in October so far komaeda kin cuts off finger hoax pewdiepie nudes people get stabbed over rick n morty mcdonalds sauce it’s been a fucking WEEK the author of my immortal who
9d6problems: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: hi-def-doritos: author: so in this world there are immortal fire-breathing dragons everybody: cool! author: also half the army is female everybody: um, isn’t that a bit unrealistic? :/ author: there are
deadpadfoot: Horcux; a powerful object in which a wizard has hidden a fragment of his soul for the purpose of attaining immortality
knightofbunnies:a whole bunch of ienagas from twitter, ft historical fashion (1860, 1900, 1910) and edwardian-style hair, plus a WIP of a charm that i’ll have for sale in the near future. i love one immoral/(immortal?) goth grandma!!!
ironicdepression: “A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.”
flmblr: A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.
fa1loutboy: the opening part of immortals
yanadamos: keiracrowther: A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal. Adoro Big Fish
stupidfuckingquestions: Heâs always been a special boy. I remember the day he was born. He looked up at me and he said, âMama, I am not a person. My body is just a flesh vessel for an immortal being whose name, if you heard it, would make you
trashfirefallon: prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: Random Headcanon: Ronald McDonald regenerates when killed, horror movie monster style, but the Burger King’s immortality is dependent on serial reincarnation. That’s why
jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: Me: hmmm I wonder what the new episode of Samurai Jack is about… TV Guide: I got u fam Me: ………..thanks……..
trashfirefallon: I’m pretty sure one of my professors is some sort of undead or immortal being. That fucker is 80 years old and has done everything under the sun. And originally started out as a music teacher and somehow became a funeral director.
acreaturecalledgreed: lazulisong: PUU WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CAT COMING FOR MY IMMORTAL SOUL OR WHAT this is an exceptionally powerful pair of creatures
potter-otter14: John Mulaney was accidentally made immortal in the early 20th century by a witch named Petunia who later turned herself into a dog by accident and John takes it upon himself to care for her to his annoyance because she promised him she’d
nemesisvariant: Every time I see a writing prompt for an immortal I always see some smartass say “Jeff Goldblum lmao” and guess what? Make up your own character to fit the prompt. Write a short story. Write a book. Become insanely popular. Get your
oppa-homeless-style: man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people
blynxee:I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog
edwardfucks:edwardfucks:edwardfucks:edwardfucks:the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within
italian-id10t: Guys you don’t understand this man also escaped the nazis THREE TIMES. Dude’s immortal
thelastlonelywriter: The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than
eggoverlord:apisashla:apisashla:Listen I’m aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I’m a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you’ve
psychoxknyte: fuckyeahblackcelebrities: “All of a sudden there was a penis in my mouth” 💀💀 At the Pearly gates of Heaven: And how did you die?Me: *shows them this post* Angel: If i weren’t immortal i’d be next to you in that line.
tartts:if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point
dianinemf: CUM BLAST AND DAMNATION! Morrigan finally found her mother’s secret recipe for immortality. Luckily, she already knew where to find the ingredients.
j3rkcrazy: immortalized obviously that’s “the other Brent” Brent Corrigan making a mold of his famous pornstar cock.
pavlovsdaughter: the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
sadurday: oh man the best is when a dude is like “you’re not wife material.” fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking
julialost:If I was immortal I would seriously spend my life studying like studying man I could learn everything about things I found interesting but know I don’t have time or money to understand entirely like space, archeology, the human body and brain,
littlefairybun: Luv the my immortal wiki
aku-no-homu: Immortals, winners of overwatch contenders season 0, forget a critical part of payload maps: you need to push the payload
probablybadrpgideas:Your character is immortal. Their explanation for this is that they listened to the Bee Gee’s Staying Alive so many times it eventually stuck.
youlookgoodlikethat: Bettina CW O wild and wondrous midnight, There is a might in thee To make the charmed body Almost like spirit be, And give it some faint glimpses Of immortality! —James Russell Lowell, Midnight.
mikaeled:You are casting your immortal soul into the Six Realms. This time, there will be no easy way out.Black Myth: Wukong (2023)
shougatouki: sushinfood: asexualmew: rinlockhart: oh man, this took so long but i wanted to draw this scene from the game. i never got it in my playthrough but i had to draw it because their friendship is so adorable it had to be immortalized through
cavalier-renegade: It’s another arbitrary day, which means a new edition of: Favorite Hentai - Part 21 Going Down Page 9 - doxy Elsa the Anal Freak - pablocomics Halibel x Xenethis - PhantomJAC Hypnose - compte13 La Danse des Immortals - compte13
cavalier-renegade: aurotoiras: armiv: rifleweeb: greed-the-dorkalicious: sugimoto-reimi: hydroangos: discussing headcanons with friends like: “what if santa was a pillarman” SANTA WAS A PILLARMAN He’s immortal He gets down chimneys by
jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: The tension in this scene was UNREAL and THAT SOUNDTRACK THO beautiful <3
slbtumblng: jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: Me: hmmm I wonder what the new episode of Samurai Jack is about… TV Guide: I got u fam Me: ………..thanks…….. ASShi~ ;9
