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lesbianspublicvp: We couldn’t even make it inside the house.
Your daughter called and said she heard something in the house and she was home alone so I went to check on her. I found her just like this on her bed so I gave her a little something to calm her down.
Your daughter called me over to help when she got locked out of the house. We never made it in.
Guys- Don’t worry, your daughter is taking great care of the house while you’re gone, and of me.
Guys- When Alphas are in the house, all you can do is play with your tiny dick while they play with your girlfriend.
Your little princess is home from college for spring break. Now your Alpha Cock neighbor won’t leave the house, and your bed is occupied.
Thank you so much for all the love and support, everyone!
was just getting ready to leave for work this morning when Mike dropped by the house to give me this cake and it’s snk themed! haha look at Levi’s grumpy face! How can I even eat this it’s too cute haha
Your husband pays me for building your house and eventually for fucking properly his woman. That’s a dream job!
Bruce Venture & Adriana Chechik - “Innocence of Youth 5” | One of the hottest scenes ever made.
More ladyscaping (i.e., the female version of “manscaping” ; personal grooming) showing up on my dash. Yea or Nay?
Dana DeArmond & James Deen | The Stepmother 10 (Sweet Sinner) bumfinger: I was asked recently what makes a great blowjob…….it this! Pure enthusiasm and hunger and a need to have my cock in her mouth.
Happiness is warm summer nights whilst wearing your girlfriend’s shirt around the house. And only her shirt.
hunky74: Those new boobs are for her boyfriend. Your job is to arrange her lingerie and leave the house before he arrives.
funboxofknots: This One’s on the House 2 by tsaiwolf
Felina is getting ready too paint the house H.S
Because Easter Sunday is a really good excuse to wear my Nun costumes around the house.
sadgalriri: reblog this and put in the tags how long it takes to do ur makeup
depressioncomix: depressioncomix: depression comix - 248 - View Site - View Patreon Sorry, I haven’t been active very recently, I am in Canada now and it was a hectic week. But I got this update done and I am happy about it as well as the response
not a super fan of Weekends… whole family is home and all the do is complain and find things for me to clean - n-“So just hiding out, bored, hoping they don’t bother me lol
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Do you crave positive attention, but don’t want to wear pants or leave the house? Ask your doctor if Writing Fanfiction (tm) is right for you!
fy-nghariad-fy-emrys:Understanding a line of foreshadowing so well that you have to stand up and walk around the house saying “shit shit shit shit shit” until you’re composed enough to go back.
octopus-ahoy: octopus-ahoy: so my sim’s a stylist and I got this request um HDASJFNJABA I WENT TO THE HOUSE AND THEN WHEN I ENTERED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED GUYS IM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW OMG I DONT WANT TO PLAY SIMS EVER AGAIN
mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
lieutenant-spoopy: I like letting henrietta walk around the house but I didn’t want to lose her so
stumposaurusrex: jackpumpkinqueen: Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
myladycatelyn: The houses of Game of Thrones reimagined as modern brands (x)
city-of-percabeth: horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch
nottodeadmegatron: impostoralice: askfordoodles: smearedlipstick: ghdos: illrandomocity: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? Having none of that shit today. “Ay man, y’all chill the fuck
maddi what if takeru was a letter bee too and one day he got a delivery for a letter without a name and all it had was an address and so he goes to deliver the letter right away with his trusty dingo patamon and he gets to the house and it looks all dark
You are the best seat in the house, Sir.
Looks like the best seat in the house…His tongue.
Francis Danby, 1864, The Houses of Parliament from the River
flowerytale: Isabel Allende ― The House of the Spirits
My little girl has started showing interest the Toms around the house. Time to get her fixed.
miraikuriiyama: KNK RELATIONSHIPS 10/27? IZUMI AND MITSUKI "A Spirit World Warrior is a Spirit World Warrior as long as she is alone." - "It's high time you let me graduate from being the house sitter!"
The Imitation Game @ImitationGame · Sep 25 Bletchley Park housed the greatest minds in history. #ImitationGame
thecolorsofmymind: I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that’s the day she has a date with destiny. And it’s best to be as pretty as
i probably shouldn’t be talking about this, but the house is… well lets just say there’s a good chance i’m never going back. i just really wish i could give a tour of the backyard and i hope that my santuary isn’t torn down
lesbianrey: the houses of american hogwarts should be as follows: bigfoot, babe the blue ox, mothman, and lassie
The deed is done. Let us never speak of it again.
vicecaptain-sugawara: my hobby is twisting on the lids to containers really tightly so nobody else can open them and they have to call me for help
derinthescarletpescatarian:Ad company is like ‘this is a good thing’ as if it isn’t one of the central issues behind the housing crisis.I’m not really a “there should be a law!” kind of person but I think that anyone
Me, a known hypochondriac who refuses to use any restroom in the house aside from their own: hey guys I’ll be back in a sec My sister: you’re just making up excuses to not use the bathroom downstairs Me, internally: one of these days my hatred
stace0550: Jeez I cant leave the house for few hours and ellenann1616’s teasing the ass off me! Lmao love you gorgeous
Tonight was fucking KILLER . Nekromantix rocked it but The Reverend Horton Heat brought the house down!!!
sebastiansource: My friends were making fun of me because I was just kinda like walking around the house for a while, just flipping this plastic knife. I mean, I was driving at intersections just flipping it in the car.
the-lone-cowboy1: grayskymorning: Woodoes Come sit on the porch swing with me. I’ll make you a lemonade and we can watch the stars…
"we accept the love we think we deserve"
earthshaker1217: This bathtub in the house of Mexican drug lord Joaquin “Chapo” Guzman leads to an underground tunnel and exits through the city’s drainage system. Wow
imagine-all-the-people: thingstrumperssay:This is your regular reminder that Biden is trying to make what gas companies are doing illegal and every republican in the house voted against his proposed bill. Every republican voted against it. Smh…
I was just in our backyard because I heard a noise coming from back there & once I made my way to the side of the house I stepped on a bunch of dried up leaves. I stopped because they made a really loud crackling sound. What creeped me out was that
I can’t believe Peridot and Lapis got a divorce and Lapis got the house
all-that-drag: Pepper LaBeija The legendary mother of the house of LaBeija…
so APPARENTLY miku came in but they needed a signature for the package and for some dAMN REASON I DIDN’T HEAR THE DOORBELL (i was sleeping) and now i have to wait until tomorrow rn im just
