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Got to work with the amazing Michele Terry for this fun latex “skin” robot shoot. Bodypaint and Latex by caitspaintsHair and Makeup by The Updo Guru
aster19: ask-cponyfan: ask-gunn3r-guru: hiyokoifish: yourscientistfriend: ravibun: darecrow: We’ve found itSnail Church snurch Take me to snurch (snail church) That or an endurance test where the one snail must assert their dominance of the
Arsenio Hall’s Rapstravaganza Yo Yo x MC Lyte x Naughty By Nature x A Trbe Called Quest x Fu Schnickens x CL Smooth x Guru x Das Efx x Wu Tang Clan x Krs One x Mad Lion x (killin the nautilus sample) “THE BLACK MAN IS GOD!” -odb
I can’t help but smile whenever I walk onto the patio of my bimbo’s Italian villa. It’s an even more welcome sight when I see her there waiting for me, displayed in an outfit that would have abhorred the ex-business guru. Even though I changed absolutely
unwinona: suzie-guru: #if you don’t love this movie you’re wrong #the second one is good too #there was no third movie #we speak not of the third movie THERE WAS NO THIRD MOVIE
jai-guru: “The second line [of ‘Strawberry Fields’] goes, ‘No one I think is in my tree.’ Well, what I was trying to say in that line is, ‘Nobody seems to be as hip as me, therefore I must be crazy or a genius.’ It’s the same problem
sphvere: archiemcphee: This awesome creature is a Leptocephalus and it might just be the most perfectly transparent animal we’ve ever seen. According to all-knowing virtual guru that is Wikipedia, “Leptocephalus (meaning “slim head”) is the
takashi0: theliterarywolf: ask-gunn3r-guru: i-come-from-a-land-down-under: pig-demon: [^^^ warning. nsfw rapping about male genitalia]>says they’re gonna work on important projects.>proceeds to make this for the past 4 hours.the punchline
hexglyphs:me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*
mens-rights-activia: dildeaux: barduils: me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*
black-love-guru: Pinmule “ let the mule carry the porn” yo
olindacastielle: Travel with me around the world to exotic location and watch me in the nude share uncensored videos and photos to you as a member on my site OLINDA.GURU
suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their
tbh im not really into the whole top 5 or top 10 or w/e list. but i thought i might as well list mine. jayz biggie nas 2pac jada styles ghostface bun b pharoah monch guru from gangstar eminem and tech n9ne. yall can disagree w/ the list if you want to
suzie-guru: lady-ainwen: These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the
bafta-television: Happy Birthday to Idris Elba! Watch the star of Luther, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom and The Wire answer BAFTA Guru’s Big Questions. Image credits: http://anangelaway9.tumblr.com/ + http://fyeahidriselba.tumblr.com/
suzie-guru: donzs: we-all-eat-death: karlosmadera: factfiend: Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the
beefbearrito: redlipstickresurrected: Suguru Tanaka aka Guru aka 作家名 田中豪 (Japanese, Tokyo, Japan) - 1: Woman Without Mandible, 2011 2: Inside The Structure, 2012 3: Something Standing In The Aisle 4: Wall Of Structure 5: 構造物,
gr8erthanyou: ink-like-starlight: hugbooks: suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do
dildeaux: barduils: me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*
queerwoc: The lovely Amiyah Scott everyone… “The Unicorn with an invisible horn.” Transgender Model and Makeup Guru Twitter @OfficialAmiyah
theglam-guru: eyenfjay: blackourstory: EVERYTHING Has A History Any discussion of COLORISM that leaves out the historical context of WHITE SUPREMACY lets white people off the hook for THEIR racial obsessions, results in us blaming our fellow Black
archiemcphee: This awesome creature is a Leptocephalus and it might just be the most perfectly transparent animal we’ve ever seen. According to all-knowing virtual guru that is Wikipedia, “Leptocephalus (meaning “slim head”) is the flat and
wordsnquotes: culturenlifestyle:Exquisite Leaves & Rose Shaped Gold Rings Israeli artist Doron Merav learned the basics of jewelry making when he traveled to Rajasthan, India, where a jewelry making guru taught him the process of creation. Excited
redlipstickresurrected:Suguru Tanaka aka Guru aka 作家名 田中豪 (Japanese, Tokyo, Japan) - 1: Woman Without Mandible, 2011 2: Inside The Structure, 2012 3: Something Standing In The Aisle 4: Wall Of Structure 5: 構造物, 2016 6: 構造物内部130420,
skodafabiaau: See why our lifestyle guru Emma Markezic rates the new Skoda Fabia!via The Carousel
fuckyeahtattoos: here’s a picture of the Mario + Boo tattoo i got today (12/21/11) first in the plastic wrap and then finally unwrapped (still swollen though). i got it at Guru Tattoo in San Jose, CA from Josh.the meaning behind this tattoo: i’ve
seandaj: Awek Melayu Tudung Guru Sekolah Aza Nizza getting fuck by Sean The Bull behind the school with condom. Look at her pussy juice all over the condom 😱 seandaj.tumblr.com
ella-guru: goddess0flove: Phillip…How can I begin…On the 3rd season I had so much hate on him,But since the season 4 I started to know this man,alone,no friends and who lost his daughter,He’s a good guy and I know it ! he just need to be loved…
da-guru: MAY THE BRIDGES YOU BURN LIGHT THE WAY.
legend-of-korra-mako-bolin: the-chakra-guru: southernraider: katnisskorra: holy-rusted-metal-batman: How Lin got her hair… :P WHY I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION once again with the grotesque sobbing
What an amazing shoot today as Wonder Woman and her alter ego Diana Prince for the April Cover of @shotsweekly. Follow the amazing photographer @shotbyjason Body paint guru @fernello Makeup & Hair by @shimycatsmua Director & Hair by @liachavip
tanae-briana: boushi–adams: suzie-guru: michaeljruocco: I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me. FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth
oldschoolhiphoplust: The idolized Guru. Rest In Power. - The Lust
boushi–adams: suzie-guru: michaeljruocco: I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me. FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything
kharkusingh: It’s a shame how many of us have forgotten the lives lost in the struggle for Sikhi. I see Merry Christmas on every Punjabi’s status but what about the Shotay Sahib Zadai? A panth that forgets its past can and never will excel. Guru
sikhexpo: ✨The Artist’s Canvas✨ “”He is the assayer of jewels; He whom contemplates the jewel.” — Guru Gobind Singh 🔹🔸🔹🔸🔹🔸 Amazing design by Roshan Gurmeet Singh @whatedeuce 🙏
instagram: Hip-Hop Portraits and City Life, with Audio Engineer @youngguru763 To see more of Young Guru’s photos, follow @youngguru763 on Instagram. Gimel Keaton (@youngguru763) spotted the old woman at 5 a.m. on the opposite side of the subway
thedailywhat: PSA of the Day: YouTube makeup guru Lauren Luke is using her powers for good with a tutorial on how to cover up the physical effects of domestic violence — but her message is not quite what you’d assume. Join Luke’s campaign to
sp00kie-kame-guru: sanktcrackolas: malala for human of the year 2013. Human of the century
benditlikekorra: At 150 years old, Guru Pathik is probably the oldest person in the Avatar world. He’s even older than King Bumi! Though not a bender, he is spiritually enlightened and has helped numerous benders (and animals) throughout the years