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sodiumpenta: I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient
ex-frat-man: …the best man. Groom? No, you’re right. The best man.
silksatinlacesissyboi-nj: sissyjj: My biggest fantasy now over the weekend, I want to have my bridal white lingerie soiled by the entire groom’s party!
That is a very well groomed luv area!! The skin is so inviting! The pose helps, too!!
brentwalker092: After the bachelor party…things start gettin real for the best man and his groom… :)
fuckyeahchinesefashion: A set of wedding photos of 31-year-old Tibetan groom Phuntsok and his bride Drolma become very popular in just three days on social network. The total hits has reached 10,000 after only 4 hours they put photos on the web. Phuntsok
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: drfitzmonster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: chemicalkin: Stop what you’re doing. Canadian lynx also do the thing that house cats do where they stop grooming with their leg stuck in the air. Okay carry on. THEY STICK THEIR
aquaristlifeforme:One of Ryer’s other favorite stuffed animal activities (besides destroying them) is to have pool parties. He will choose two or three of them out of the bucket and then swim around with them in the pool and groom them.
saggiderpius: shadow-theumbreon: light-of-aether: Headcanon: When people get married in the Pokemon world, they have a best man and maid of honour as you’d expect. But the bride(s)/groom(s) also each have a “best Pokemon”, normally their starter
collegehumor: This Groom’s Party is Too Badass For Sleeves It’s actually an old douchebag tradition to tear off the tuxedo sleeves, lets the guns breathe.
unstickyhunter: baptisms: can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS??? A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd
pizzaback: pizzaback: oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no this is exactly why the pedo community on the internet needs to crash and burn cause you know all of these poor kids are being actively groomed by people who have fooled them into thinking
klapsenkinder-for-pedos: duxwontobey: pizzaback: pizzaback: oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no this is exactly why the pedo community on the internet needs to crash and burn cause you know all of these poor kids are being actively groomed
bflovestrannys: I once took a groom away from his bridesmaid on their honey moon after she had gotten too drunk to walk and he stumbled off into the hotel lobby and beyond as a drunken fool himself. I was going to my room when he jumped on the elevator
kinkymtcowboy: kinkynbama: Do a good job Gimp and I’ll wash the taste out of your mouth with a load of piss. I want to be groomed into the next gimp.
She likes to groom my face at night. Now, y'all know that the truth of the matter is that this is WORSE THAN SANDPAPER AAAUUUGGGHHH
huffingtonpost: This makeover literally saved Charlie’s live. See the full video of it here. (Source: The Pet Collective & Hollywood Grooming)
kathleen-97: danni-rants: Long, rants post. Tl;dr at the bottom So apparently the “new hip Ace Discourse thing” is saying children under 15 shouldn’t be taught sex ed because “it’s a pedophile tactic/grooming” Bro Please fucking take
fumbledeegrumble: dilutedd: me: fatfae is a pedophile they said it themselvesfumbledeegrumble: Being groomed into believing the sort of horseshit that pedophiles believe by your abuser after you’ve been traumatized by multiple rapes isn’t the same
robothugscomic: New comic! (better version here) Note: This comic includes a non-graphic discussion of childhood sexual assault and predatory/grooming behaviour. I’ve had this comic on the backburner for a while - seems about the right time to finally
dumbass-bitch-disease: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: black-labs-matter: How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease Thanks! Ok the deer letting the possum groom him… Wow………
lucielovekj:Ppl will be like “end the stigma around mental illness uwu” but still judge you if you’re unemployed or single or not completely self-sufficient or healthy or perfectly groomed or still live with parents and don’t see the hypocrisy
instructor144: Always and forever a reblog, for so many reasons. Because she is not the de rigeur Tumblr model with 3% bodyfat. And because he is not the archetypal well-groomed, finely-tailored 20-something. And because of his comforting, protective
hephs-thighs: chancethereaper: bisexual-nightwing: chancethereaper: chancethereaper: Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard? the number of people
argyrials: Hair and stretch marks. I don’t worry about grooming my nipple hair much anymore, it’s natural. As for the stretch marks, I didn’t even know they were there and I don’t mind at all. My breasts have grown a lot the past few months so
ozymandias271: eyebrow-incident: Phantom! At the opera ah, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is there, inside my mind
arminiussfm: Private Coaching - The RewardAfter Nia got better under Kaylais’ grooming, she managed to perform decently on her scorecard. Pleased, Kay whispered the reward in Nia’s ear - a special and intimate demonstration of her focus and shooting
schickhydro: The Schick Hydro® 5 Groomer is a 4-in-1 beard grooming tool for the fearlessly stylish. And to celebrate your good looks, save ů here. Wow…funny😄
i’m surprised there isn’t more uproar at the obvious grooming of tommen by margaery, i get that she’s trying to be queen, but seriously, the kid is young and she’s saying things about secrets and kissing his head… tbh
monsieurchevre: I’ll never get why rats are ever be considered vile and disgusting creatures. They groom themselves constantly, and when tamed, they are the most loving things in the world. They are fun to be around, and very intelligent. I do not
fauxpisces:Enough with the “it’s okay to be slutty! Suck all the dicks you want!” feminism. We live in a society where young girls are already being groomed by porn culture and rape culture into thinking that they always have to be sexually available
zagreus:starbage:watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrongthat is also love
whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: He’s a gay man, and he keeps himself groomed and fit in a way that only a gay man can. He’s not the type of gay that borders on being feminine, and you feel like you should take him shopping or something. It’s the
gigaguess: unstickyhunter: baptisms: can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS??? A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd Y’all never seen cats? He’s clearly scent marking him as his own.
shakespearee: “The waistcoat thing was very specific to Frank. I wanted him to be exceptionally put together [and] exceptionally well-groomed, almost to the point of being too much; like, why does he care so much about how he’s presenting himself?
quichehound: sodiumpenta: I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second
dudethisissick: stardustyles: and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a Is this the kids bop version
pleatedjeans: 20 Pet Owners Who Are Doing it Right
Oooookay…drafts will be tended to tomorrow and the weekend. Hard to tag those who I owe replies to, so I will be reblogging this later today. I am working full time at a grooming shop, finally, and I’m out of the retail circus. Work is good.
wheremyscalesslither:unicorntechnician:i’m losing my mind at this post i saw on facebook this morning@fractiousrvt
gisele-bechauf: This was my chair, and it was to position me perfectly for his viewing pleasure, as he said behind me silently, but for the tap tap tap of his finely groomed nails of the polished dark wood of his chair arms.
sallteas: in which adrien & marinette attend a wedding reception and marinette notices how adrien looks at the bride and groom wishfully. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) //sorry for the lack of art lately! i’ve been swamped with work but i’ve been thinking
kelseyherbst: Got to be a part of this beautiful wedding today! Did makeup for the bride groom and a few others. Love the Halloween theme!
thomasdavenport: This weekend @emporiummelbourne is being transformed into a Fashion Playground, beginning this Friday as a part of Shop The City for @_MSFW. Grooming bar and whiskey for the gentleman, a Fashion Playground that delivers prizes made up
mrswaylandworld: pinkfluffylion: jess-iplier: the-dead-bachelor: radiolightning: “What a shame the poor grooms bride is jOHN CENA” //Boston City Hall Plaza 9.17.15// HOW DID THEY ALL GET IN SYNC WTF memes have gone too far Memes haven’t
tinycartridge: Nintendo is killing it with these Pokemon Sun and Moon trailers ⊟ Rather than a new Hawaiian life, this ad features a kid on a perfect Japanese summer family vacation, living that life. And if that isn’t selling you on these games,
huffingtonpost: This Bride And Groom Have Mastered The Art Of The Geek-Chic Wedding
panicatthediscomg:totallynotarussianspy:hallelujah-youngandloaded: panicatthediscomg: gerardway-yylmao: panicatthediscomg: YES BUT WHAT A SHAME WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDE IS A very nice woman wow what a catch congrats to the happy couple carry
dirty-tf-secrets: “I ship PredakingxShockwave. I love the idea of a former animal starting to see his master as a potential mate. Imagine the courting: horribly mangled petro-rabbits as gifts, surprise groomings, fluttering wings in a mating dance.
shannakeyes: “She was a triumph over ugliness, so often more beguiling than real beauty, if only because it contains paradox. In this case, as opposed to the scrupulous method of plain good taste and scientific grooming, the trick had been worked by
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