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The weekend is almost here again! Here is another shot from the event I attended the other week 😘 my friends who make these outfits for me are unbelievable! 💋â¤ï¸ðŸ™ƒ #chain #like4like #follow4follow #sydney #alexis #join #swimsuitheaven #boobies
The thought of you walking in while one of your friends is inside me is the ultimate turn on.
sketchnetch: Results of the stream. Top pic is a freebie sketch I got from a friend’s stream. Dr. Nsara is molesting, and possibly plotting to do SCIENCE to the poor little mousegirl.
The roaring 20s party was so much fun! ! And I’m back locked up in my pink pretty princess belt for 15 days this time! :-0 my friend is holding the keys and wants me over to be be a good sissy maid again!! :0 And a very old friend has been saying
eleanorappreciates: MY BEST FRIEND JUST TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE AND I HAVE TO SHARE IT. This movie perfectly explains the way Im living and what I believe in. It is NOT spiritual mumbo jumbo, I promise you that :D You dont have to watch it all, the
Friend: What is Chrysalis’s deal with trying to subjugate people to get love?Friend: It’s easier to get it the old fashioned wayFriend: You know, by being slutty
Friendly reminder that I don’t do asks about the new chapter until the CR release. Because I don’t read the new chapters until the official release. And I try to avoid spoilers. So if you send me spoilery stuff, I won’t be able to answer it. I suppose
Me: Uggghhh this drawing sucks, the lineart is terrible, the colours didn’t come out at all like I wanted, and the anatomy is all wrongMy supportive friends and followers: Wow, this is actually really goodMe: FUCK YOU, IT’S NOT
So im actually really mad at myself right now. I’ve been eating a lot more than usual and i’ve noticed it , my friends have noticed it, my family has noticed it (not to mention my brother is a dick who feels the need to torture me about
omofairy: Characters who are shy about admitting they have to pee, so they’ll keep it secret as best they can despite the occasional leaks and trembling, until they freeze and grab their friend’s arm as they turn to see the character helplessly wetting
Today was my last day at the kennel and I am so grateful for the things I learned.This is a video I made of me and one of my friends and she ended up getting adopted the next day.Life is really kewl :)
gypsums: friends: why are you single? me screaming inside: IM FUCKING UGLY me: idk I just don’t have the time for anyone
tammycat: me on the phone: hey im feeling bad :( can u please bring me some subs from subway my friend christian brutal sniper: sure thing mate
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
lexi-rivers: friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you… me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that
The primary benefit of being my friend on snapchat: Getting random pictures of my butt and stuff, though not always in the morning. Sometimes there is afternoon butt, and even evening butt. Hell, there is probably even brunch butt from time to time.
My RL best friend has shown multiple college friends this blog and she said, “They’re very interested to meet you."
the-kawaii-league: iamjushwa: i’m surprised that none of my friends have sent this to me Hahahahahaha you should see when I’m playing mid and dominating so I get camped. I get really annoyed and my friends are like THE SALT IS REAL
The love you make me feel is something I have never felt for anyone..my friends tell me this is the look I have when I talk about you. After our long ass friendship & how you & I have progressed into what we are,I’m still crazy about you.
the-computer-is-your-friend: KNUCKLES HAS USURPED what is this shit? What is this whole sonic and knuckles and mod bullshit what is this? Explain this fuckery to me. i dont feel like im missing out but i need some background on this crap.
cutiesforcuties: Reusable Juice Boxes!!!!! ป.99I love things that are eco friendly, save me money and adorable – this is all three!!! A reusable juice box so you can put in your own juice, milk or whatever you want!!! So cute! :3
petrovia: The One Where Joey Speaks French Your first line is “My name is Claude” so just repeat after me..
I have a friend that says I’m so gay, everything I do is a dance move. The sad thing is that it’s the truth.
Time to kick it with the greatest friends in the world! Love these guys! Btw guy on right is fuckin hot as fuck lol
mhyin: obsessivewritingdisorder requested Fili and Kili taking a selfie and while I was drawing this I thought AU where everything is exactly the same except they have cell phones Siri is Thorin’s best friend, Dori takes overly filtered pictures on
potologie: my friend calls me, goes “piglet from winnie the pooh was androgynous” and hangs up
askmic: WELL-when we were in second year I asked him to go to the movies with me- but I didn’t know how to make it…a DATE date…and not a friend thing. He showed up in normal clothes and I looked kinda stupid in a shirt with my hair all fancy (I
rob0ti: I love Aizawa and Mic’s dynamic and I want to see mooore. My friend got me into My Hero Academia recently, and I’ve fallen down the EraserMic ship hole and can’t won’t get out.
johnnathebrave:shelbysknotty:This may be one of the most important postOMG
eurydse: star signs & witches; scorpio [insp] eyes and nails are dark and caked in black, frequents at graveyards and learns from the ghosts and crows. solitary witches who makes friends with bones, and will help you learn what you want to know
gentlemangeek:callmebliss:A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had. The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at
The fact that Shun will never see his sister and his best friend ever again is just heartbreaking.
sex-a-y: It’s a belfie!(please don’t remove captions as it is me)
sailorpalin: : Your best friend is trying to tell you about creeps at work, you can’t just stare at her like that, Koujaku. Even if she just looks really cute when annoyed… and her hair looks really nice today… Fuck. finally found a way to draw
fasterfood: for some reason i consider myself good friends with at least half of my mutual follows but the reality is we talked like one time a few months ago maybe
Friend of mine:“You wanna buy that car? It doesn’t even have an engine in it”Me:For those who have no idea why this is funny: The MR2 is a mid-engine car so under the front of the hood it’s pretty obvious it’s gonna be empty.
The Goonies is classic. That’s like the movie I bring with me with if I go out of town for a long time, because it just makes me think of the best times I’ve seen it with my friends growing up. Dude, everybody knows that movie, everybody watches
kuchen-ackerman: First of all, THANKS to my 6000+ followers for supporting my blog, by just staying here with me for a while and/or by liking/reblogging every thing I create - my graphics and writing. I also want to especially thank the friends I’ve
mothensidhe: casualdorkpatrol: ithelpstodream: OKAY SO MAMA TITS IS MY NEW HERO! Mama Tits, Seattle’s iconic tough as nails drag queen, confronted a group of anti-gay protesters attempting to disrupt the start of Seattle’s gay pride parade.
jaiking: karysmacurves: The friend is long sought for, rarely found, and with difficulty retained. - Bartholomew of San Concordio Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did.
Requiem for a dream was the reason I never did drugs as teenager. I got caught drinking with my best friend and her dad made us watch it. It scared the living shit out of me. Watching it as an adult while smoking a bowl is the weirdest feeling
The really shitty thing that comes with being anxious is always second guessing yourself when it comes to friends. Like, I had so many good friends who have stopped talking to me, and I’m always second guessing myself. Like, did you stop talking
The only person that I’m defensive and jealous about is my best friend. Fuck with him in any kind of way and you’ll have to fend me off for the rest of eternity. And if something was to ever happen to him I would be completely and utterly lost.
the-unfriendlyblackhottie: slytherinoutbitches: browngirlblues: slytherinoutbitches: a guy i met is flirting with me using pokemon lingo he’s good i don’t know what to do is this real life PROPOSE I messed up a little but my friend helped me.
geneticallyalien: Can you spot the difference? ???
this is one hell of a pool party…. none of my friends can do anything on time. i’m eating the left over strawberry margarita jello mix in this cup. fuck it.
me after going out:Waste of money. Waste of Mind.
friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: vent-posting: kissthebrokenwinds: This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture And somehow the cats face had the same energy this is one of those photos thats composed like a renaissance painting.
Is she hotter than me? Would you fuck me? Are you gay?
One of my friends just told me something that made me really, really…. sad. Empathetic.. and caring? The one most important thing that I’ve learned in my life, is that no one is truly okay. That sounds depressing, i guess. I think i grew
coral: “What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it.” — C.S. Lewis (via coral)
the most frustrating thing is not knowing if I sound like I have a Canadian accent or not (and what does that even sound like?? I know Quebec and Newfie but Ontario??) so you guys should tell me if I do ALSO tag me in videos of you so I can listen to
it’s not a secret, but shhhh! my friend’s mom bought me and my friend and my other friend and her brother ga tickets to see The Killers because she is a goddess
Got my piercings changed and it was painful as fuck, but nice to have a friend actually be there for me this time. They’re nice and painful all over again. Yay for nips that are extremely sensitive!
obijoekenobi: terrifyingjellyfish: yall…tommy wiseau just kinda showed up at my friend’s birthday party lmao full video Nobody actually knows who this man is and that terrifies me
ink-rose-the-scout: So Rick is the person who found me, my best friend, the guy who tired to kick me out, my lover, the guy who crushes on me, saves me, and who I witness dying. WTF? Methinks the game does not work properly on the Safari browser. XD
People can go on and on about just how bad 2020 is to them. 2020 is the best year so far. Have I made more friends this year than all previous combined, yes. Is that good, yes.But that’s just me.
snatch-comix: imparalyzedbyitt: do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has
._____. f a l s e a l a r m the test is next week momma u woke me up early for nothin ;_; momma why
NOW THAT THE ASKBOX IS EMPTY (HALLELUJAH )feel free to send me stuff. questions… otp… prompts…. otp… same ol’ stuff
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