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the-movemnt: Celebrate the facts. Happy Black History Month! follow @the-movemnt
the-uncalm-nipples: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: nateriot: Obama on gay adoption yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted
The look on my sister’s face and the fact she was letting me see the lace of her thigh-highs told me one thing: Merry Christmas to me!Sure enough, as I slowly moved in and out of her pussy hours later while she lay there shattered, I kissed her face
stressadilla:The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) dir. Yorgos Lanthimos “You know, not long after my dad died, someone told me that I eat spaghetti the exact same way he did. They said what an extraordinary impression this fact had made on them. Look
the-science-llama: What it would look like if you could see Wifi signals If you missed it earlier, I joined forces with another tumblr-scientist to debunk the crap out of this with SCIENCE. And because I’m too lazy to learn how to use the ‘read more’
the most difficult enemy in bloodborne is the shitty fucking camera and the fact that they make locking onto larger enemies fucking pointless since your dodge just plain fucking sucks.
the-anvilette: Hanging with the King of Swing & the Fact Dropper in #WWELaredo… #M @wwecesaro #KiddWWE #QueenOfHarts
The fact that my writing professor wants me to refer to the mtf I'm writing about makes me want to kick her in the teeth.
the reason why my back probably hurts so much is the fact that I fell backwards and down some steps in a moving bus today. The door was closed, so I didn’t… like… fall into moving traffic or anything, but it happened in front of
The almost sex rescue OMG, I just love this two. I don’t care if he’s thinking about Sophie or the fact that Sora is practically asexual (LOL). I totally ship it.And don’t forget the beautiful fanservice, just right….. here.
the-irish-mayhem: Captain Marvel (2018) featuring Anna Torv as Carol Danvers Air Force Lieutenant Carol Danvers is forced to confront the fact that she has gained superpowers after she is abducted and held hostage by the Kree. PLEASE
constant-instigator: artistssaywhat: In The Princess Bride, Inigo’s quest for his father’s killer is one of the most successful subplots in film history. Watching his performance, it’s such an emotional scene. I was looking up little known facts
The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give
The other day I was working at a café near Golden Gate Park full of preppy straight people, yoga girls in Lululemon and a smattering of bro-ish dudes. This cute 30-something white couple walked in, looking totally normal except for the fact that the
That one time the main character had to use a sharpie to explain that he was… in fact the main character… This movie is so underappreciated
the-eleventh-blog: does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
physticuffs: randomthingsthatilike123: fun fact the west coast does not have cicadas so you can imagine my surprise when my LA ass moved to Philly for college when all the trees started screaming while they’ve been on fire plenty of times where I’m
I think we all know who the next Supreme is
the-only-operator: ((I don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that you can actually see her thinking, “oh shit” or the guy next to her that turns his head and looks at her chest. WE ALL SAW YOU, BRO!
17mul: shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was
enrique262: Fun fact, in 1962, India and Portugal went to war against each other, over small patches of land in India called Goa, Daman and Diu that had belonged to the Portuguese for almost 500 years It was a crushing defeat for the Portuguese, as they
bloogirlluvsazns: aestheticrequiem: bigclitblackwomen: lifesentences: sexualanomaly: Hilarious but fun science fact! The reason why this works is because of the rhythm syncopation. All of these songs (and most songs by black musicians) have 2/4 bass
jehovahhthickness: It’s wild how suburban America shuns the “ghetto”/inner city schools and also fear those schools because they’re so “dangerous” but yet there have never been a school shooting in the projects. All of the school shootings
feynites: stillthewordgirl: cameoamalthea: the-edge-marquess: tamhonks: Female Character: *Everybody is immediately drawn to her for no discernible reason* Female Character: *Extremely powerful compared to all of the other characters within the
mauthedoog: baras: miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god: shibakisses: jackchasejfc: every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom
thesoftghetto: thatpettyblackgirl: Truth hurts. The greatest domestic terror threat is white males it has been that way since they crashed their ships into the east coast. dont forget the bitchboy that shot up that synagogue
goathornsandblackwool: lohver: it sucks being a suuuUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things You’re not observant, you’re negative. Like if you were so observant you’d
lynati: pots-and-pancakes: themadcapmathematician: love-the-weirdo-in-the-closet: therealfeedback: racistspiderman: demon-princess-serina: smokeypsd-games: The Rise of Netflix Competitors Has Pushed Consumers Back Toward Piracy You know, it’s
sodomymcscurvylegs:Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content
surra-de-bunda: The difference is that Foxy and Kim could actually rap. They looked the part and they delivered with actual talent. Lyrics. Perspectives. Different flows on different songs. Not the same flow on every song. It wasn’t all based around
jehovahhthickness: sirl33te: jehovahhthickness:I love hotel rooms with the two full sized beds because one bed you can fuck in and the other you can sleep in. or someone like me, an intellectual: one is for sleeping, the other is for my luggage and
mrrogerscardigans: meechonmarss: i hate taking showers directly after people, the walls be sweaty and shit, the mirror be all drippy feel like we running a train on the bathroom 😂😂😂
oscarstardis: The brutal and deadly Civil War of Oz is a subject rarely touched upon in the film…
the-room-got-heavy: Et mon coeur battait comme fou “ I’m not sure how to say all what I maybe have to say, but Iwill be honest with you.Meanwhile I have much more doubts about the fact, that I amthe person who can give you all the love and cares
superironwhore: perpetuallypantsless: rad1calcunt: shroompuss: forevertitties: Fun Facts: The official name of a “Rollie Pollie” or “Pill bug” is Armadillidiidae (As in “armadillo”, a relation to the way both creatures roll
the-brightestgreen: steak—knives: mugglebornshadowhunter: ponyboyismyhomeboy: mrrasbury: Bitchy Teachers: We all have one. what bothers me about this scene is not just how the teacher treats drake but the fact drake had actually READ and ENJOYED
the-ice-castle: saitama is frankly such a millennial icon. like. the apathetic way he acts about most things. the fact that he just wants to find a decent job so he can pay for his basic needs. how he runs from commitment. how he let a near stranger
the-goddamazon:wreckandrulebaby:animadiscordia:kazu-kuns-corner: p57theleoneanderp: thesochillnetwork: The difference. Get it right, peeps~ the fact that this has 3k notes is rather bittersweet, like good 3k people understand but then only 3k people
The fact that you’re making everything about you is so annoying. It’s not our fault that we didn’t invite you to the family party. It wasn’t our intention that we didn’t invite you. It’s the parents party, and family.
the fact that Liam's trying to call the husband, and Niall grabs the phone from him, and Liam says, "Why did you press end call?!"
the-highways-call-my-name: I love the fact that all of the moons craters were created by asteroids. How long until one hits earth and causes that much destruction?! It’s kind of exiting in a way.. Or is that weird?
the-goddamazon:wreckandrulebaby: animadiscordia: kazu-kuns-corner: p57theleoneanderp: thesochillnetwork: The difference. Get it right, peeps~ the fact that this has 3k notes is rather bittersweet, like good 3k people understand but then only 3k
the-perks-of-eating-pussy: you have no idea how much of a turn on it is for me to think about the fact that there are potentially tens of thousands of cute girls masturbating to the things I post
did-you-kno: More examples: “The Lord is a shoving leopard.” (a loving shepherd) “A blushing crow.” (crushing blow) “A well-boiled icicle” (well-oiled bicycle) “You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle.” (lighting a fire) “Is the
did-you-kno: An octopus, found in the Pacific ocean in 2007, doubled the longest known brooding period in the animal kingdom by protecting her eggs for nearly four and a half years. Source
did-you-kno: A roboticist from Harvard has built 1,024 quarter-sized robots that can swarm into any shape their creator draws using a computer program he created. The robots receive the pattern wirelessly and then use sensors to scoot around until the
did-you-kno: The tongue-eating-louse is a parasite that eats away at a fish’s tongue, attaches itself to the remaining stub, and then becomes the fish’s new tongue. Source
the-bright-eyed-demigirl: volcanic-corruption:kohtarou:bootygrooty:deelekgolo: I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic. 218 chapters3.5 million
the-ice-castle:say whatever you want about undertale but, the fact that helping out alphys’ relationship with undyne blossom is an unavoidable, obligatory, and unskippable thing you must do in order to achieve the best, ’true’ ending, is still