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peperomint: nail polish on fingernails: 2 daysnail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
effie214: #DID THEY THINK FELICITY DESCENDED FROM THE SKY LIKE AN ANGEL#CAUSE THATS BELIEVABLE TOO (via sweetrubytudor)
thesquirrelisonfire: scalebratayla: chuuface:if this character gets eaten by dinosaurs i will walk out of this movie headcanon that this character is descended from mighty Vikings aka the Haddock line aka DRAGON WHISPERER TRANSLATES INTO DINO WHISPERER
ourpreggoslut: Master says he owns me and I’m not giving birth until he says so despite the fact that I can feel our baby slowly descends into my birth canal.
celestial-descendant:LET’S PLAY: SPOT THE MAIN CLASS OF THIS ANIME
carcinocandy: davejade-does-that: gloomyteens: IN BRAZIL IT’S RAINING SPIDERS HELL HAS DESCENDED UPON US EVACUATE BRAZIL THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING IVE EVER SEEN GOD HELP ME
ghostkingsbutt: benepla: beaky-peartree: benepla: espeonofficial: aradia-rnegid0: Guys,there’s an upcoming Disney movie called ‘Descendants’ in which Belle and Beast’s son rules a modern kingdom and the children of a few Disney couples and
dat-soldier: pussygem: pussygem: jack the ripper identified *swat team descends on graveyard* we fuckin got him now i just lost 4 followers Come at me, fuckboys!
homosexuals-no-jutsu: tastyhashbrowns: Can we just appreciate all the new descendants of great ninjas Ok now we gotta figure out who fucked Kisame.
froody:the African wild cat (from which house cats are descended) looks like a normal house cat but with uncomfortably longer legs
sanestlunaticyouevermet:An overwhelming sense of calmness descends upon the Disco.
yolownly:ekimsal:yolownly: Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture? Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together
squided: this fucking giant spider decided to casually descend as im on my laptop so i had the most slowmo freakout ever while trying to figure out how to kill a spider mid air
just-shower-thoughts: What if, in thousands of years, “alien” becomes a derogatory word to describe inhabitants of other planets? And our descendants become disgusted at our rampant use of the word.
tsukithewolf: When you’re trying to write a fluffy fanfiction and it suddenly descends into the hurt/comfort angst zone
writing-prompt-s: You and your lover meet up in Purgatory. Both of you are so happy, deciding to find Heaven together. While the two of you are on your search, suddenly, one of you starts descending to Hell, and one of you starts Ascending to Heaven.
writing-prompt-s: One week ago, the world descended into chaos. Neighbour turned against neighbour, and thousands died. Yesterday, everything reset back to normal except that everyone remembers that week, and things are sort of awkward.
acoolguy: ghostcongregation: i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked and he will continue to fuck unless we find a
evilwizard:memorycycle:*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending* *wizard intercom* hello passengers—it’s the wizard again. guess who i just de-aged 36
123jaclyn321: zurashisu: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: thediamondthatlived: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? I don’t know. What? a condescending con descending. get out That was beautiful
Let the Dream Descend
c2oh: A FUCKIN SPIDER JUST WALTZED INTO MY FUCKIN BAG OF CHIPS AND DISAPPEARED AND I HAD TO FUCKIN POUR IT ALL OUT INTO A BOWL AND SEARCH FOR THE SPIDER then a fuckin giant bug just descended and landed on my face and then something just crawled up my
fabulanova-ffxv: The Hyrulean royal family that perished 100 years ago would sometimes ride atop white horses as a display of their divine right. This white horse may be a descendant of one once ridden by royalty.
carrotsarepeopletoo: perfcub: Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld. he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang
monasticmaestoso: windmills-of-my-mind: and there’s the Australian part of Thor coming out. fact: australians are secretly actually descended from vikings
“You are one of the Dúnedain. A descendent of Númenor blessed with long life. It was said that your race passed into legend.”
Over the course of a weekend, DashCon 2014 descended into chaos
leiko-tomago: “We’re descending towards Hill Valley, California at 4:29 PM on Wednesday, October 21, 2015.” “2015? You mean we’re in the future?”
mllebennet: -We’re descending toward Hill Valley, California, at 4:29 pm, on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015. -2015? You mean we’re in the future?
raisedbywasps: knightofleo: Paolo Girardithe iii command of the absolute chaos wovsbarlettophagher descend… into nothingness noctambulous jaws in prime supernal howling @wilburwhateley
upskirtbabes2: Selena Gomez upskirt as she descends the stairs …
fortheloveofasub: kenjashot: When a submissive strips, descends to her knees, and wraps her arms around her Dominant, she feels His presence in a most warm and intimate way. No matter the storm that might rage outside, here, in her place, she is warm,
tears-make-the-best-lube: treatmenlikegods: You’ve ascended to your rightful place when this becomes your favorite breakfast. Ascended, descended, as long as you’re on your knees, assbreath
hobbitdragon:is anyone actually allowed to look this celestial, I don’t understandthis person looks like they straight up descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear
cassiecurses: Streams of pain descend Like purifying waters In this hideous bliss - I taste the last of vitality
spaladoon: spalacloset: dragonsareradkids: biggest-goldiest-fish: angels-twice-descending: sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork) FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY FUCK U OP I JUST STOPPED CRYING 10 MINUTES AGO!
krissiikisses: This book teaches black, Afro-descendent, Afro-Latina, and/or Garifuna girls how to positively describe different hair types instead of using the term “bad hair”. Fun illustrations were created to help describe different types of hair
coleniavera: vi-ve: Yma Sumac, a descendant of Atahualpa, the last Incan emperor, 1950s History though
sixpenceee: Mangalitsa is a natural breed of pigs from Europe that are descended directly from wild boar populations. The Mangalitsa pig is unusual as it grows a hairy ‘fleece’, akin to that of a sheep.
acoolguy: ghostcongregation: i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked and he will continue to fuck unless we find
ultrafacts:Whiffling is a term used in ornithology to describe the behavior whereby a bird rapidly descends with a zig-zagging, side-slipping motion. Sometimes to whiffle, a bird flies briefly with its body turned upside down but with its neck and head
yolownly: ekimsal: yolownly: Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture? Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together
mmend024: The old ones say we Spartans are descendants from Hercules himself. Bold Leonidas gives testament to our bloodline. His roar is long and loud.
h4ilsham: Descending the glacier from Pointe de Vouasson (by Stephen Webb)
nognats: vi-ve: Yma Sumac, a descendant of Atahualpa, the last Incan emperor, 1950s bae
takashi0: the-frickle-frackle: “Darkness cannot drive out darkness;only light can do that.Hate cannot drive out hate;only love can do that.Hate multiplies hate,violence multiplies violence,and toughness multiplies toughnessin a descending spiral
fybeds: I think a ladder descends from that metal part on the side.
tattootranslations: 昆 - multitudes, descendants. Two persons together 比 under the sun 日. Sometimes “brothers.”
