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festivalfanatics: Counting down the days to Ultra 2015?Relive Ultra 2014 with all the awesome aftermovies & DJ Sets at Festival Fanatics
staarii: midnightmeweh: alienallyn: preciouscheetohbaby: spamanito: ooshinythings: videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love
If you’re evil and you’re on the riseYou can count on the throur of us takin’ you down
I just realized that 13 out of the 14 stories I have on AO3 pass the Bechdel Test.
limitlesscorrosion: This is a pure bismuth crystal. The heaviest element that is not radioactive (ok technically it is but it’s half life is like 9 orders of magnitude older than the universe so it really doesn’t count.) Probably my favourite crystal
when i die, bury me in a landfill with the rest of the trash
leviathanslust: Icewrack is a land of winter wonder that only Rylai gets to enjoy on the count of not many people liking the bitter nip of Jack Frost. Life’s calm and easygoing for the maiden. Though she might come to find that life is not without
hatbotx: mysticalmooncupcake replied to your post “The Character Wardrobe Meme” 34, Princess Marco! Ahsoka Tano counts as a Jedi, right? I mean, she was one for a while anyways. I
closet-keys: One thing I think is useful to conceptualize when thinking about the severity of depression is figuring out what counts as a ‘task’ to your brain for example, healthy people outlining the tasks they need to do that day might be something
what-alchemy: Title: Excerpts from Purgatory Creators: reapersun & what-alchemy Rating: Explicit Word Count: 5800 Summary: John serves community service in homeless shelters for chinning the superintendent. Unbeknownst to him, the Homeless Network
movier: raideo: cheylouwho: tbonetherantingbrony: neutralnewt: joeywaggoner: This is the current signature count for the petition to restore Net Neutrality. As you can see it has a very long way to go. Come on people I know there are at least 64,000
theawesomeadventurer:nikkipher: THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN
thisclockworkheart:sjwcansuckmydick:thisclockworkheart:Because why not? ;-) SourceI don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddleSo. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the
galoogamelady: Giveaway time!The big 10k caught me a few months ago and I wanted to do this since 8000 followers but I never had the time. I still don’t (hha!) but the count is over 11k and I don’t want to put it off any longer. I would like to thank
De La Skits: Counting Down De La Soul’s Nineteen Greatest Skits Ever (via @getondowntweets) De La Soul’s classic album Buhloone Mindstate saw its release nineteen years ago today. The group’s third album was the last to album that was produced
You know what needs an anime? King Arthur man, they need to make an anime version of King Arthur. How in the fuck did The Count Of Monte Cristo get an anime before King Arthur? I mean yeah theres Nanatau No Taizai and the many references to King Arthur
aolprincess: I hated being inspected, but the anticipation of the belt was even more terrifying. When I tried convincing him I’d taken more strokes than I had, he shook me by my braid and increased the count. I was soaked.“I bet you wish I’d touch
theruleset: aolprincess: I hated being inspected, but the anticipation of the belt was even more terrifying. When I tried convincing him I’d taken more strokes than I had, he shook me by my braid and increased the count. I was soaked.“I bet you
evnw: Tumble giveaway time! Ever reblog will count as a chance to win these fabulous prizes. I will pick a URL at the end of 2015 and ship these gorgeous treasures to you for FREE! Let the games begin :)
rustedknees: the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
dragondicks: princessgarbagechan: nevver: The New Yorker Oh no, cultural values have shifted in a way that taking pot shots at marginalized groups no longer counts as humor! Those poor cartoonists! I love comics like this they’re so unintentionally
procrastitchnation: history has it’s eyes on you one lyric from every single song in Hamilton: An American Musical (the best part of this is that it caused me to stitch the phrase, “sit down john, you fat moth”) white, 28-count evenweave, 7 inch
sixohthree: valerina: so-calledmooner: lavahag: portsunknown: ambienne: roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: sapphic-matriarchy: did-you-kno: There’s an old legend that a birthmark or defect indicates the spot where you received a fatal wound in
official-lucifers-child:punchingnazis:The staff unanimously agrees to post this without further comment, in that no further comment is necessary. me: oh haha like “stop the count” yeahme: *sees the blog name*me: :Ome: :D
yesn0maybe: alienallyn: preciouscheetohbaby: spamanito: ooshinythings: videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it. Well that
tiger-in-the-flightdeck: monicabing: september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus *the -good- tv shows
blackcatula: TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN BECAUSE THIS SEASON IS PICKING UP STEAM FAST AND MY INNER GODDESS ANALYST IS JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE CRAZY If you’re evil and you’re on the rise [probably Homeworld Gems]You can count on the four of us taking
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
I think the post limit has reset now. I’m no longer banned from posting? I guess I’ll find out once I try to post thisanyway, that was an experience. I guess it was because of my mass-uploading on my sideblog yesterday, tumblr counts all your blogs
torpedoesarts: The 90′s revival continues! Green was the in colour for ducks, apparently. Not sure how many people remember this guy. I don’t think he was well known outside the UK. More 90′s stuff
anthropologist-on-the-loose:Love how Dracula just walks into Jonathan’s room completely uninvited and proceeds to throw his mirror out the window and calls it “a foul bauble of man’s vanity” after it exposes the Count as not having
t92marihoene: preciouscheetohbaby: spamanito: ooshinythings: videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it. Well that escalated
ultrafacts: Thomas-Alexandre Dumas 25 March 1762 – 26 February 1806) was a general in Revolutionary France. He was also the father of Alexandre Dumas, who many of his historical novels of high adventure include The Count of Monte Cristo, The
childoffrance: The fact of the matter is that the count has a pet alien dog. Are we not gonna talk about this? (I know its just a chapter page but cmon that’s cute like he could take his dog hunting and walks. I call him Nero hehe c: )
roses4jenny: The woman is sacred; the woman one loves is holy. -Alexandre Dumas “The Count of Monte Christo”
templeofginger: trishanderson728: Dracula’s youngest bride wasn’t bothered by sunlight, but this sitting-around-the-castle-awaiting-the-Count’s-pleasure shit was getting OLD. If the bus from Budapest didn’t drop off a few hunky young tourists
1.060 followers deserved a giveaway! The prizes are specificated on the image, if you have a question, just ask it! There will be 6 WINNERS. RULES: Giveaway ends April 30 You must be following me (I’ll check it) Reblogs and likes counts, but you
adultart-marmar:Happy Birthday Fizzz, i’m glad to count you as one of my friends and all the times you help me, and even more the times you motivate me to push myself further.I hope you have a great day and an even better year ! may everything you aim
little-things-count-the-most: rivalfortune: megustamemes: Titanic. They better stay clear of the lettuce did you just
history-of-fashion: 1693 Attr. to Louis de Boullogne - The Count of Toulouse in the habit of a novice of the Holy Spirit (Condé Museum)
darkdogcal: More views of the haunted derelict palace in Poland. Shame to see such a wonderful building going to ruin! Beware of the bats… and the Count!!
pervylilgirl: Daddy is, indeed, the kinkiest of scientists. Mmmm. inkdnpierced: This is usually how we start out our play sessions. I put her against the wall, hands shoulder length apart, bend slightly so her ass is there for me. “Count them
a very interesting concept just occurred to me, courtesy of The Dove. it started off with what is normalcy and it occurred to me that even though we are so far outside of the bell curve on certain things that they don’t even count outliers like
Everyone just seriously needs to listen to this cover of “Here Comes the Sun”This is why sometimes when I look for covers I don’t go based on view count….
aishaneko: videohall: The counting song I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that. Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it. Well that escalated quickly. I’m really glad this is back.
plsdontdrinkmylavalamp:Jonathan on May 12th: I saw the count emerge from the window, crawling over the walls like a lizard. I experienced feelings of horror I have never felt before and a sense of fear and dread unmatched.Jonathan on May 15th: Dracula
bobsaget2014: Out for the Count Part II I made my way downstairs with my gym bag ready to leave for Tyler’s house for the weekend. You see I hypnotized my friend a long time ago so that we would always have bro time on the weekend. I have always had
ultrafacts:Thomas-Alexandre Dumas 25 March 1762 – 26 February 1806) was a general in Revolutionary France. He was also the father of Alexandre Dumas, who many of his historical novels of high adventure include The Count of Monte Cristo, The Three
fortheloveofsemen: This lucky guy busts in his girl’s mouth, and the evidence is gone before the count of three! My Blogs:Gorgeous Female BodiesCum on Beautiful AssesCum Between TitsFor the Love of Semen
frenchkissthepvssy: radicalfeministuprising: akajflash: just-shower-thoughts: So many adult women are in love with the boys from One Direction. Imagine the reaction if adult men were crazy over a band of teenage girls. Remember the count downs to
gale-gentlepenguin:What made you a furry?Lola Bunny from Space JamSonic the hedgehogRobin Hood (the one with animals as characters)Lion King (can you feel the love tonight)PokémonBeastarsCrash or Spyro gamesDon Bluth moviesOther (but you gotta reply
anoia: element-of-change: earthchakra:best earthbender in the world: toph uses earthbending to counter powerful magic used by a spirit from another dimension I firmly believe this is the GREATEST and most extensive display of Earthbending we have ever
milko-art: overachieversloth: dashingicecream: i h8 u pheelix It’s my new game - count the monoments. oh my god. oh my fk uckin n g god there just standing there guys. there not even touching #sincerely the white rose fandomumm then explain
masterprofessor: I told you to keep your feet on the ground. You know the rules. Now we must begin the count again. Take a breath. Ready?
uwmspeccoll: A Serene Caturday We were searching for some images in our Historical Curriculum Collection for the library’s winter holiday card when we came across these rather relaxed kitties from “The Book of Pussy Cats” in the collection A
uwmspeccoll: An Adventurous (and perhaps dangerous) Caturday It’s “The Adventures of Skitter Cat” from the educational reader Dinty the Porcupine and Other Stories, Book Three, compiled by Clara B. Baker (Professor of Curriculum and Method at National