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chaos-culture: Jim Kazanjian My current series is inspired by the classic horror literature of H.P. Lovecraft, Algernon Blackwood and similar authors. I am intrigued with the narrative archetypes these writers utilize to transform the commonplace into
hedaoftheworld: Ok so it’s the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like “promise me your first born child” and the maidens like “k” and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like “yo where’s
chaseconley: Some TMNT love. I kinda like the more squat shorter turtles as opposed to the Michael Bay hulk turtle design. Those design elements are cool but for some reason I just love the classic 90s turtles. #ninjaturtles #michaelangelo #chaseconley
De La Skits: Counting Down De La Soul’s Nineteen Greatest Skits Ever (via @getondowntweets) De La Soul’s classic album Buhloone Mindstate saw its release nineteen years ago today. The group’s third album was the last to album that was produced
UpNorthTrips Presents The 10s | MPC: MC x Producer Combo – Common & No I.D. (via @egotripland) words by @evboogie / mix by @UNITEDCRATES Welcome to the fourth installment of our MPC (MC x Producer Combo) series. Here we breakdown classic works
Quiz: Jay-Z Lyric or Line From The Great Gatsby? Jay-Z is writing part of the score to Baz Luhrmann's Great Gatsby, and what a perfect fit it is. Hova’s lyrics and F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic have so much in common: Both describe struggle
Jay Z - Live at The Apollo (1997) BONUS: Video Vault: 10 Classic Showtime At The Apollo Performances (via @nahright)
nedrandom:One of the hottest scenes from the classic era with the lovely, statuesque Kay Parker straddling Kevin James’ enormous cock with her bushy twat while Juliette Anderson massages her beautiful heavy breasts. :)
ask-cloud-skipper:lloxie:notincontolofthemuse:Niles, my spiritual guide, my idolI don’t know what this is from, but damn, I love Niles already XDNiles the Butler. From the classic 90’s TV Show “The Nanny”Ah, I see. Never heard of it. o-o Thanks
darkfiretaimatsu:I know the classic line is “this dame looked like trouble, but really, you can’t mistake Trouble for any other dame~ Sometimes I wish I could be as pretty as Bedlam, but then who’d be the protagonist? And also, the Little Black
blackboyaddictionz: Don’t miss the entertaining latest chapter in Shaun’s surprising “seduction” that viewers are calling “true reality porn,” “most enjoyable,” “the fucking best video to date,” and “the classic BBA I first fell
derinthescarletpescatarian:Gender[ID: tweet by Labour Accelerationists reading, “Watching LOTR on a dodgy website and they’ve replaced Gondor with Gender in the subtitles lol”. Attached are four screenshots from the movie featuring their classic
npr: montereybayaquarium: The Monterey Bay is doing its best impression of our sea nettle exhibit! This year has seen a return of the classic sea nettles blooms we experience outside of El Niño cycles. These sea nettles were filmed inside the Monterey
littlebirdieme: Mozart representing. A small portion of the Boston Symphony Orchestra’s library, this is the section for frequently reused scores that are in the public domain.
italianartsociety: Carlo Maratti (also known as Maratta) died on 15 December 1713 in Rome. Recognized as the leading painter of late Baroque Rome, Maratta continued worked in the classicizing vein known as the Grand Manner. Like Annibale Carracci, Andrea
brella: the oteep → 30 of the classic, cheesy, cliché songs you have definitely associated with one of your otps at least once, you loser 01. IRIS the goo goo dolls // 02. FIX YOU coldplay // 03. SHATTERED trading yesterday // 04. I WILL
ao3tagoftheday:The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Bringing back the classics
literalbees: usedbandaid: Cerberus isn’t a regular dog. Lore Olympus Ep 7: 2am Start Reading Lore Olympus from the start On Webtoon. ABOUT Lore Olympus is a modern day retelling of the Classic Greek Myth; The Abduction of Persephone. I just went
bethanyactually: cringecontrol:urbanfantasyinspiration:overlord-puffin: nowthisnews:Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his
mommygirlfriend: beautybeforebrains: Another example of the classic “invisible heels” look. We agreed that the first spell had to be subtle. The sort of thing people may not notice. So we gave her floating heels. At all times, she’d be standing
hamletthemadmanwithabox: The Curse of Fenric - 1989 and y'all act like the Ponds were the first time families got weird.
shonilane: margaretapproves: tywins: In honor of the 50th anniversary, here’s links to all of the Classic Doctor Who episodes! Doctors One through Eight are featured here! Enjoy, everyone! If any of the links are broken, please let me know. Season
projectormom: WWII human AU pearlrose doodles, featuring WASP Pearl & red cross nurse Rose That one down at the bottom is meant to be to be an alternate take on the classic “healing powers vs. the ‘do it for her’ mentality” pose, feat.
montypla: cool-ghoul: Come to think of it, the classic “Robot looking at a schematic in the centerfold like it’s porn” gag is infinitely more fucked up than at face value. It’s a disassembled (oftentimes exploded) diagram of the internal organs
kuroshinkix:Let’s “Gotta Catch ‘em All!” and celebrates the 20th Anniversary of Pokemon today! Quickly Fanart of Classic Red and Modern Ash (sorry for the mahou tsukai pose as well haha) with Pikachu xD #Pokemon20 © kuroshinki
splurgeking: Interracial XXX Movie Reviews: Sean Michaels Legendary Players I Enjoyed This Movie So Much I Cant Review The Scenes Separately, One Thing That Stands Out Is The Fact That All These Women Have Been Classic Beauties For Years. I Happen To
futbol-fangirls: zip-a-de-do-da: Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they
riddleofdelays: You gotta go with the classics sometimes. Oh and this is nothing to do with Halloween.Oh fuck its Halloween isnt it? The one night of the year i can’t sit and eat my damn dinner in peace because a tiny human is demanding sweets off
So I’m sick as a dog, and laying on the couch. Apparently when I’m lazy I curl the tips of my moustache without thinking about it. Pablo just walked in the front door and had a good laugh at me. Pointless post. Yayyy…
dieselbrain: 30 DAY CUMSHOT CHALLENGE DAY 6: “Creampie” the classic cumshot whose popularity dates back to the beginning of pornographic films, I would be remiss to leave this one out of the challenge.
la-garconniere-: Winter is approaching and there are several ways to keep yourself warm during the season. Long overcoats are always the classic choice and combining the right colors for inside layers is definitely crucial.I personally wouldn’t wear
wickedgadgetry: The Ncore Retro Mechanical Keyboard is the closest thing to the classic manual typewriter!Check it Out!
8wholebits: I’ve seriously been meaning to make this for a while. Lil B the game. I just had the idea of the difficulty options after watching his video game collection videos.
roachpatrol: jasonrainville: The Bather Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :) wow this is SO GOOD
creaturegate: BROtastic VenomVENOM DISCOVERED SNAPCHAT D:<This is the classic Venom - version 1. Which most of the internet - and I assume also most of YOU - consider to be the true venom~ In this case, I made sure he’s a true BRO Venom >:] Or
stripgamefan: This is one of the classic stripping game photo sets, so I figured its time to post it. This is the first of four posts - the ‘getting started’/hanging out photos, and just a few of her starting to lose (down to a white tank top and
asapscience: via Reddit user cgibbard: “The first transformation is the classic hinged dissection of an equilateral triangle into a square popularised by Dudeney. The Wallace-Bolyai-Gerwien theorem shows that any two polygons with equal area must
teadrunktailor: jasonrainville: The Bather Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :) Can’t even start to describe how legit this is.
Sexless nights, calls for a night of classic horror movies. Just for the record, I would like to NOT be watching horror movies. Or maybe at the same time? Idk…
mlpnightmarewar: Weren’t expecting these two were you? Back to the classics with a standard stripping game! The more participants, the more pieces of clothing Octavia will lose! Click here to participate! April 1st part 2/2
marzipanandminutiae: thoodleoo: and people say the classics aren’t relatable this is from The Frogs by Aristophanes and the fact that it’s still funny so many centuries on is a testament to either his skill or how easy it is to amuse humans
324b21-clone: Sarah becomes more of a classic heroic figure… Several of the other clones experience growth following their mistakes, as well — but Sarah shows the most dramatic character progression. (io9)
mauvemee-ahh: marvelously-chaotic: fuckupshawty: iamhannalashay: wu-tangz: One of the most iconics moments from Riley i swear to god i love the boondocks so much I fuck with Riley the long way man !!! 😂😂😂😂 Love this shit so much.
sixpenceee:What happens when you park next to a Hydrant. (Source) The first and fourth pic are the same car from different angles. The last one is a beloved E30 3 Series, such a shame it’s owner is an ass.
bae–electronica: heyyitsraniel: sanctusdehonos: theblackdelegate: warpstar: this has to be nearly ten years old. this shit is a relic This is the anthem The original… THE FUCKIN ANTHEM Fave
alanspazzaliartist: Marcos Carrasquer, with the title “Nobody’s Death” that introduces us to his disturbing universe, the result of cultural references to both the classics of Dutch and Spanish painting.In its large formats, both in oil on canvas
artepen: attention all non negros, if you ain’t a negro yourself, you have absolutely 0 authority over the word nigga, negro, negroid, a negrotonus rex, negromus prime, nigga or The Classic Edition; Nigger with the included hard ‘ER’, it’s that
superheroesincolor: Florence Kasumba as the Wicked Witch of the East in NBC’s “Emerald City” “NBC has given a 10-episode straight-to-series order for “Emerald City,” a reimagining of the classic Frank L. Baum books that have inspired everything
chookiemunster: liirsonofawitch: totalfilm: Cary Fukunaga to adapt Stephen King’s It Cary Fukunaga is planning a remake of It, the classic Stephen King novel, famously adapted for the small screen back in 1990, with Tim Curry playing the fiendish
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ir-egipto-travel:Khedevial Cairo, Paris of the East! ✨🇪🇬 Once a day Khedive Ismail Pascha visited the French capital, Paris. That own the classic architecture and distinctive layout. He became fascinated and therefore Khedevi asked France’s
psilentasincjelli: zip-a-de-do-da: Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they
lacrimis: Franz Peter Schubert (1797-1828), was an Austrian composer from the end of the classical era, with a striking, innovative and poetic style of Romanticism. He wrote about six hundred songs, as well as operas, symphonies, including the “Incomplete
splicerthedicer: f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s: Surreal furniture by Lila Jang The strange and surreal furniture designer and Korean artist Lila Jang, who in his last series likes to twist and distort the classic French furniture of the 18th century. Lila Jang
readingsocialjusticeanime:swearonyourowndamngrave:newwavenova:gay-zombies:themagicalgallifreyan:fer1972:Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever livedmaster of sass HE WAS
wordsnquotes: CLASSIC OF THE DAY: I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith This, in a way, is a coming-of-age story. In just a few months, Cassandra Mortmain learns pages and pages about herself – her capabilities and her flaws.I found it no coincidence
superheroesincolor: Florence Kasumba as the Wicked Witch of the East in NBC’s “Emerald City” “NBC has given a 10-episode straight-to-series order for “Emerald City,” a reimagining of the classic Frank L. Baum books that have inspired
robinwright: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!
smitty-werben-nigger-man-jensen: I love Tom & Jerry. It’s one of my favorite childhood shows. This show always makes my morning whenever I watch it. I wish they would take the initiative and start showing more of the classics from the 90’s and