the clarinet
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trainer-afn: OMG GUYS! Someone found the theme to Meet the Medic! Hacked? Valve Employee? Special Valve gift to the owner? Who knows? It’s awesome! LAWL is dat sum Klezmer? (It probably isn’t, but dat clarinet, unf).This…. this is just
mediocre-clarinet-player: mediocre-clarinet-player: Years of playing Pokémon has given me all the knowledge needed to know what Pokémon that is
paranoid-anne-droid: thedailyflautist: coldcoffee030: time-doesnt-wait-for-me: littlegracenote: umbreon-ite: Ah yes, the flute that’s a trumpet thats obviously a bass clarinet I thought it was a saxophone Pretty sure this is a flute guys
theycallhimcake: She got 3rd for her clarinet solo : D (the trophy still sits proudly on the shelf to this day)
jackironsides:Bagpipes are a part of the reed family of woodwinds, much like a clarinet or a saxophone are. And yet I’ve never heard them sound so alike before.
shout out to the synth clarinet
thedailyflautist: coldcoffee030: time-doesnt-wait-for-me: littlegracenote: umbreon-ite: Ah yes, the flute that’s a trumpet thats obviously a bass clarinet I thought it was a saxophone Pretty sure this is a flute guys
ketholicism: fencer-x: deadwithoutdata: willcub: ariesaav: fuzzbutt07: *slams reblog* Klezmer dolphins. I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life. The one dancing and flailing at the end henceforth, clarinets
clarinet-oswald: the only thing worse than your otp dying is half of your otp dying
sepdxbear: impromptucantabile: Hey boy, how about I play you the Mozart Clarinet Concerto and we makeout all night long. //
mrkagrenac: mjpou88: jskrilla: “If I show my Flute in my profile picture, maybe they’ll know I’m good at blowing” Clarinet* The “good at blowing” joke doesn’t even work here. Clarinets are all about that tongue action mjpou88 bulbasquareI
I thank the lord every day I don’t play Clarinet
magicmusicmann: Flute, Oboe, Clarinet, and Saxophone: Hey guys, let’s hang out and have similar fingerings to each other so that lots of people will like us! Wait…where’s Bassoon? Bassoon: *is off in the corner eating glue and making his own
durnesque-esque: clarinetnerd17: Do I…. Do I use my instrument for this? I mean, it’d be 10,000x funnier if the clarinet player assigned just stood up and started screaming.
no-hetero: clarinet-geek: no-hetero: YOLO IS ON THE 2013 BANNED WORDS LIST YOLO IS ON THE 2013 BANNED WORDS LIST YOLO IS ON THE 2013 BANNED WORDS LIST You just said it like 3 times.
useless–russiafacts: the-carrot-clarinet: kleenexwoman: charlesoberonn: coffeeandspentbrass: loquacious-lucy: highfivesforcoolguys: u-ok: I call this People in Red Shorts Falling Off Buildings and Being Aimed at By Guns By far the best
clarinet-jesus: “amazon prime those bad boys” is honestly the funniest thing ive heard all day and ive been laughing for ten minutes
clarinet-hunter:palestinienne: two-tone-everythingg: rafi-dangelo: Some of the #ItAintRape highlights include: …if you a hoe…if it’s more than two dudes, then it’s just a gangbang…if she touched you first…if she drank your liquor or smoked
mediocre-clarinet-player: I am their fury I am their fury I am their fury I am three people screaming in unison
the-absolute-funniest-posts: meulinleijon: rabidgaynazirobotdinosaur: I do not understand how to clarinet thats actually exactly how youre supposed to do it Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
catholicnun: tinyoperadiva:the-sassy-composer:I feel this on a spiritual levelI’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true ME IN EVERY BAND CONCERT W MY CLARINET
clarinet-hunter:palestinienne:two-tone-everythingg: rafi-dangelo: Some of the #ItAintRape highlights include: …if you a hoe…if it’s more than two dudes, then it’s just a gangbang…if she touched you first…if she drank your liquor or smoked
tasty-clarinet: pizzaismylifepizzaisking: ultralifetips: How the Simpsons predicted the future many times ‘The Simpsons’ has been on the air for 25 years and produced over 550 episodes. But the gallery above has some examples of how they predicted
herbgardening: lavender-clarinet-kale: merbabe-against-misogyny: thebaconsandwichofregret: markatch: unfriendlyblasianhottie: the-goddamazon: jeankd: teamocorazon: annilovesjolie: x bless them for letting baby girl keep her heritage I peep them
iguanamouth: She plays the clarinet.Joke by Eric, lines by me.
cosmicpeaks: I JUST PLAYED THIS ON THE BASS CLARINET.
giantflyingturd: Clarinet cantilope Another submission for the best bj contest
ek-24z: oldsidelinghill: In case you didn’t hear the news, Cartoon Network and Mondotees.com are releasing the actual “For Sara” tape from Over the Garden Wall. It’s 20 minutes of embarrassing clarinet music and poetry written and performed
1oldbear:jackdaw-kraai:jackdaw-kraai: freshiebyoung: madness-and-gods: That carrot sounds really good I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it The notes are so full of extremely salty clarinet
mahleriana:mahleriana: No i like how no matter what instrument y’all play y’all all reblogging this going “holy shit no” it’s universal. it’s beautiful(also rest assured this isn’t real music, it’s just one of the many ways clarinet
loki-friggason: clarinet-sisters: loki-friggason: so there’s this manga about an otaku and there’s a bunch of guys who are in love with her. Pretty normal, right? but the twist is that she is not even interested in them Because she
