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A submission from http://mymamasmistake69.tumblr.com/ featuring one extremely sexy woman. Post shows the original, and added caption. Hope you folks love the caption as much as we enjoyed making it!
*Fixed a typo in the caption.
The pic’s better than the caption.
Here is the request along with the caption. Original Message:I love what you do with the captions, and I’m anxious to see what you come up with for this one :) This is Kimberly Ann Crowley of Kansas City, pregnant at 18 with her lovely fuckable tits
The duality here is what appeals - the prim and proper, bright and cheery coupled with the public punishment and manipulation. At least that’s what I was going for with the caption.
mikosuave: deadlyliv: afternoonsnoozebutton: maxfuckingbemis: she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey. omg before i read the caption i thought this was just
The next 90 minutes are going to blow your mind. So will the next 90 days serving me in chastity. Any day I don’t come won’t count. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband. Image credit: not sure, it’s all over the internet.
We are playing a game I made up… On his turn he transfers all his salary into my bank account. That’s the end of the game. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
CAPTION COMPETITION TIME! It’s the first caption competition on this tumblr. He’s reading a text and I love the look on her face. She knows what he’s just about to read. So please submit any caption you like - except cuckoldry
celibatehubby: Caption by Superior Women I posted this photo earlier, but couldn’t think of a caption. Superior Women reblogged it with a perfect caption. I couldn’t resist photoshopping the caption onto the photo and reposting. Thanks, Superior.
This is the one! The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s dinner. I always love the punishment to fit the crime. So I’ll use this pan. “HOOONNNEEEYYY! Get into the garage and over the spanking bench.” Caption credit:
CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver I’ve lost the key What’s for dinner? Caption Credit: Miss Ty B Many thanks to Ty for this caption. Please do enter our next caption competition!
The flowers will fade, but I know your submission to me never will. I won’t let it. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
No, you can’t get into my bed tonight. I like the space while you sleep on the floor. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Ooh, only a few hours to go darling. Then you find out if you pick the lucky cookie. I advise you to take very small bites… wouldn’t like to swallow the key now, honey, would you? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband.
Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me you had a French maid fetish? Boy I really got the wrong end of the stick, huh? Still, me wearing this does seem to get you in the mood to wear yours and do a lot of cleaning. So get
You’re right. The sexier my outfit, the more you have to pay to get me out of it. And the more you have to pay after you get me out of it. Start paying. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Let’s find out how well you cleaned the floor… Crawl over here … If your white jumpsuit is spotless you can have the shoe and foot worship treat you were begging for. If not, … Well you’ve begged for that kind of
You give me the lucky penny I hid somewhere in the house, you don’t get punished for bad vacuuming. And before you ask, yes I marked it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Tell me what’s in it for me to let you into our bedroom instead of just closing the door and letting you sleep alone… I’ll give you a clue… it better involve me coming and you not. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
You are going to get up here … but you’re going to suffer first. So be a good boy with the chores so that I don’t make you suffer too much. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
That’s hilarious, sweetie. You’ve finished your chores? Add five points to the punishment total on the fridge. I think you know what that means. Then go away and find more chores to do. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is that the key to my chastity belt, or the padlock to the punishment toybox?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. You’ve got 10 seconds to
I don’t care that your dad didn’t take you into the woodshed when you did your chores wrong. Your wife does. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Pick me up at 5 after my last treatment. Meanwhile go home and do the ironing. I will be inspecting a random item for the tiniest crease, as usual. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Just checking… you haven’t completed the washing up, which was chore number 1 on your list? Apparently you’re right. You do need a very strict female to train you to be a good servant. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’ll carry on undressing … … but if you want to have your eyes open, you better start begging… … to be my slave husband for the next month… Your choice. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
No, silly! Of course you can’t use the dishwasher. When I’ve gone a month without having to clean a single dish, then I’ll let you use the dishwasher. Now count the items I had to put in the dishwasher and report to me for punishment.
No honey, that’s not a good enough deal for me. So you’re sleeping in the back seat of the car in the garage. For the rest of the month. Or do you want to renegotiate and offer me more services and submission? Caption Credit: Uxorious Husban
Stop looking so smug and get on with the ironing. Oh, and take your pants off. I need a better view. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I know you liked it when I used to wear the sexiest silk lingerie you could dream of. But now you’re locked for me, I find your obsession with my body is the same whatever I wear. Tell me again how hot I am. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I thought that’s what you said. It’s going to take you a long time to get out of the trouble you’re in. And maybe your dreams will come true. I might enjoy it. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Honey, you know I love spending on your credit card. And I also love the way letting you watch me do it makes you so submissive towards me. But don’t waste your time, get on with my footrub. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Which bit of the rule “no stroking my hair without permission” did you forget?Get down on the floor and wait for me to come back to punish you. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband
I’m a black belt in the marital art of making my husband into my slave… Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Now you’ve committed to getting in shape for me, I’m going to be the personal trainer of your dreams. I’m going to be the personal trainer from hell. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Oh, you’re home. Get on the floor. I’ve decided it’s a crawling night. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
None of these items are acceptable ways to spend the money you earn for me. Your discretionary spending privileges are revoked. Bring me your credit cards and scissors. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
Caption Credit: Contemplating the Divine Source URL: http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/if-your-idea-of-oral-sex-is-good.html
I checked your spreadsheet this morning and you didn’t weigh yourself any day in the last week. Your calorie allowance is halved for the next week. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
I’ve always preferred images where the caption is in the picture, but until now I couldn’t figure out a sensible way to do it. For the time being at least, all new pictures should have captions in image and also I’ll be going over
The heading for this post should be in italics, since Moniliformis dubius is a scientific binom. It is a real critter, not my invention, and the caption is more or less accurate, if we ignore the anthropomorphism.
The red hairs of the beautiful Susan Coffey contrast nicely with a green forest. The caption is admittedly a bit construed.
I redraw the caption “Introduction”, turning the photos into drawings (the numbers from 6 to 11 stem from the fact that I decided to give my chastity caption drawings consecutive numbers):
Her alleged house looks suspiciously like a raised blind, and her dress could look more worn & torn if she’s supposed to be a dirt-poor fisherman’s daughter, so the image and the caption don’t really match. But that’s the caption that popped
The caption may be a bit weak, but I just had to use this image, I think she looks awesome.
Reblog/message Me if you want me to add cuckold captions to a video of your wife or girlfriend. No videos sent will be shared publicly.How to send a video for captioning,Send it to cuckcaps224@gmail.com and I will send back the captioned video.Also, make
Some of you may not have noticed, but the caption story schedule for release today has been available since the launch of the new site. Basically, I screwed up when I was publishing pages, and I forgot to leave that one private. When I realized
animal-factbook: In the bird world, there are no laws of ethics and birds do not have the sense of right or wrong. In the bird world it is perfectly acceptable to defecate on humans and steal their food.
sashaforthewin: Thorin’s adventures at Katsucon 2015! Descriptions in the captions.
Jeez, the closed captioning on the CN app is atrocious
Cartoon Network, please please please for the love of coherency let me fix the captions on your app, they are atrocious
the-goddess-of-annoying:whydidisavethistomyphone:please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check
the-absolute-funniest-posts: thatfunnyblog: Nailed it. OMFG…the caption pic!!! *snort*
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pvig3: can’t wait to go home with the love of my life and buy a small house in Fairbanks and raise dogs together Hey @pvig3 I’d sure appreciate it if you wouldn’t delete the captions on my very personal picture.
yungtapatio: Waiting for my ruca, plays in the background.
schakira: teaandinanity: itsoktobemarty: when you’re in your twenties and start to realize how young the protagonists of the novels you read are: And at some point the protagonist goes, And you just go, #bonus points if you started out reading
fangirlvlogs: Look at her eyebrows the one on her right/ your left does a 360 hahahhahahha
gunsandfireandshit:Me faded as hell at McDonald’s listening to the people in front of me in line
